Comments on: Suicide Is Painless, Unless You Screw It Up

By: Tibia

Tibia — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 20:33:14 +0000

Nice…

Thanks, I always love a good read. Dont stop posting!…

By: greg

greg — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 21:31:00 +0000

all these cool ways to die and we are all probably gonna die from liver/lung cancer in our 60′s. so…fucking…lame.

By: Josh Drimmer

Josh Drimmer — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 22:33:00 +0000

pick a fight with pac-man and his peoples in the back of a strip club. obviously. how did I steal that one with the 96th pick?

By: dick_gozinia

dick_gozinia — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 22:32:00 +0000

@ calvin - so if you're watching the rex grossman highlight film to get a chubby, then you're a colts fan, right?

OK...I'm piggybacking on a few others here, but here's something I've always wanted to do that'll probably get me killed -

I'm breaking into an army base and stealing a tank. Then I'm driving it around for maximum carnage until they finally get me.

And there's only 2 ways to stop a guy driving a tank.
1. Blow it the fuck up.
2. Wait until the dumbass gets it stuck and then open hatch.

When the latter happens, I'm pulling the pin on a grenade while inside.

By: James

James — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 13:16:00 +0000

i’d hire a hitman on myself and spend the rest of my days in an exciting game of cat and mouse…and thats only if i’m not allowed to fuck angelina jolie to death

By: Jay Byers

Jay Byers — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 23:29:00 +0000

To clarify, I think rocking myself to death would work best were I to stick my head inside an amp and have someone rock out until my brain turned to mush. Also whoa whoa Calvin uncool. You just stole that from bash.org, for shame. Also I can’t spell shame, it kept coming out as sgame.

By: Jay Byers

Jay Byers — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 23:25:00 +0000

Rocking myself to death. Quite how I’m supposed to accomplish this with Alex Lifeson succumbing to Alex Lifeson disease and Spinal Tap not being real is another matter altogether.

By: David

David — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 22:00:00 +0000

Suicide by cop after taking out people who have it coming…OJ, Kim Jong Il, Charles Nelson Reilly, etc.

By: Unsilent Majority

Unsilent Majority — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 20:31:00 +0000

Fuck, I didn't realize we Cornellians were so cliche.

Ed Helms just killed himself

By: Matthew Barney Gumble

Matthew Barney Gumble — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 20:20:00 +0000

Dudes, Space Shuttle hijacking. It’d take some planning, but imagine the payoff!