Comments on: The Offseason Adventures Of Michael Vick! Episode 10: Guilty! http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/offseason-adventures-of-michael-vick_20.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Thu, 08 Jan 2009 01:01:35 +0000 http://wordpress.org/ By: Joaquin "The Rooster" Ochoa http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/offseason-adventures-of-michael-vick_20.html#comment-29528 Joaquin "The Rooster" Ochoa Thu, 23 Aug 2007 20:07:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/the-offseason-adventures-of-michael-vick-episode-10-guilty.html#comment-29528 Free Mike Vick! Free Mike Vick!

]]> By: TheNaturalMevs http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/offseason-adventures-of-michael-vick_20.html#comment-29240 TheNaturalMevs Tue, 21 Aug 2007 21:42:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/the-offseason-adventures-of-michael-vick-episode-10-guilty.html#comment-29240 Yeah, but drew- how is your imaginary family doing? Yeah, but drew- how is your imaginary family doing?

]]> By: jmorrisking http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/offseason-adventures-of-michael-vick_20.html#comment-29237 jmorrisking Tue, 21 Aug 2007 20:25:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/the-offseason-adventures-of-michael-vick-episode-10-guilty.html#comment-29237 When they do the A&E movie about Vick, Chris Rock is a SHOO-IN to play Oogie...good times all around. I have also bought the industrial-size Tums for the 2007-08 edition of the "Rex Grossman High-wire Act" When they do the A&E movie about Vick, Chris Rock is a SHOO-IN to play Oogie…good times all around. I have also bought the industrial-size Tums for the 2007-08 edition of the “Rex Grossman High-wire Act”

]]> By: QWIJIBO http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/offseason-adventures-of-michael-vick_20.html#comment-29200 QWIJIBO Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:11:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/the-offseason-adventures-of-michael-vick-episode-10-guilty.html#comment-29200 Since I know Micheal Vick is an avid Kissing Suzy Kolber reader I have a message for you Mr. Vick...<br/><br/>NIGHTY NIGHT!!! KEEP YOUR BUTTHOLE TIGHT!!! Since I know Micheal Vick is an avid Kissing Suzy Kolber reader I have a message for you Mr. Vick…

NIGHTY NIGHT!!! KEEP YOUR BUTTHOLE TIGHT!!!

]]> By: Lord Farceface http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/offseason-adventures-of-michael-vick_20.html#comment-29198 Lord Farceface Tue, 21 Aug 2007 04:31:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/the-offseason-adventures-of-michael-vick-episode-10-guilty.html#comment-29198 Ant farms are FANTASTIC while you're stoned. You start anthropomorphizing the ants; giving them tasks, aspirations, and even political affiliations. Fuck, weed is great. Ant farms are FANTASTIC while you’re stoned. You start anthropomorphizing the ants; giving them tasks, aspirations, and even political affiliations. Fuck, weed is great.

]]> By: Unsilent Majority http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/offseason-adventures-of-michael-vick_20.html#comment-29197 Unsilent Majority Tue, 21 Aug 2007 03:35:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/the-offseason-adventures-of-michael-vick-episode-10-guilty.html#comment-29197 well if they let him have a lava lamp, an ant farm, and a shitload of weed and blunts then he'd do great in prison well if they let him have a lava lamp, an ant farm, and a shitload of weed and blunts then he’d do great in prison

]]> By: Suss http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/offseason-adventures-of-michael-vick_20.html#comment-29196 Suss Tue, 21 Aug 2007 03:29:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/the-offseason-adventures-of-michael-vick-episode-10-guilty.html#comment-29196 Imagine if Vick had an ant farm and a lava lamp in the same room. He'd never be able to leave. Imagine if Vick had an ant farm and a lava lamp in the same room. He’d never be able to leave.

]]> By: smeos http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/offseason-adventures-of-michael-vick_20.html#comment-29194 smeos Tue, 21 Aug 2007 02:46:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/the-offseason-adventures-of-michael-vick-episode-10-guilty.html#comment-29194 I think if Chicago ever had a competent quarterback, the universe would explode. There are certain things that God will just not allow to happen (like the return of Firefly you evil, evil Bastard), and this appears to be one of them.<br/><br/>Shit, I live in Canada, and even our QB's, who probably worked as backups on the practice squad can at least hold on to the ball.<br/><br/>Hmm, and now it looks like our local team is in negotiations to pick up Charles Rogers . . .<br/><br/>First Ricky, now this. Will our national shame never cease? I think if Chicago ever had a competent quarterback, the universe would explode. There are certain things that God will just not allow to happen (like the return of Firefly you evil, evil Bastard), and this appears to be one of them.

Shit, I live in Canada, and even our QB’s, who probably worked as backups on the practice squad can at least hold on to the ball.

Hmm, and now it looks like our local team is in negotiations to pick up Charles Rogers . . .

First Ricky, now this. Will our national shame never cease?

]]> By: Pemulis http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/offseason-adventures-of-michael-vick_20.html#comment-29195 Pemulis Tue, 21 Aug 2007 02:46:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/the-offseason-adventures-of-michael-vick-episode-10-guilty.html#comment-29195 i heard that being high makes the anal tearing much more tolerable i heard that being high makes the anal tearing much more tolerable

]]> By: Joe http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/offseason-adventures-of-michael-vick_20.html#comment-29193 Joe Tue, 21 Aug 2007 02:34:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/the-offseason-adventures-of-michael-vick-episode-10-guilty.html#comment-29193 OK, I like the Offseason (henceforth known as the Eternal Offseason) Adventures of Ookie, but lets talk about thing important, like the fact that Sex Cannons' fingers are so coated with period blood he fumbled 3 damn snaps tonight, and Orton, while drunk, looked like a football GOD, at least in comparison. How the fuck is he still the starter? Does he have pics of Lovie and Urlacher blowing each other?<br/><br/>Go Bears! OK, I like the Offseason (henceforth known as the Eternal Offseason) Adventures of Ookie, but lets talk about thing important, like the fact that Sex Cannons’ fingers are so coated with period blood he fumbled 3 damn snaps tonight, and Orton, while drunk, looked like a football GOD, at least in comparison. How the fuck is he still the starter? Does he have pics of Lovie and Urlacher blowing each other?

Go Bears!

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