NFL PostSecret Returns for a Brand New… [ssshhhh!]
A regular feature toward the end of the last season, we’re resurrecting the NFL PostSecret post as a weekly feature. Why? Because we can’t bear to keep things from you, dear readers.
As always, thanks to the actual PostSecret blog.
—–Email Message—–
Sent: Tuesday, August 28, 2007 3:36 PM
Subject: re: Antonio Gates
HUGH!
—–Email Message—–
Sent: Tuesday, August 28, 2007 7:35 PM
Subject: Couch
I can’t believe his comeback is done. What will my imaginary family say?



—–Email Message—–
Sent: Monday, August 27, 2007 7:35 PM
Subject: Begul shits
I hope U remember to wash HE ass!
Tags: bad MS Paint, hawhaw tim couch, NFL PostSecret, xmas ape








August 28th, 2007 at 11:32 pm
I can’t wait for McBeam’s debut on Planet Unicorn
August 29th, 2007 at 12:35 am
Are you saying my blog does steroids?
August 29th, 2007 at 12:52 am
Hall’s hair was actually supposed to say IOU 85 but his barber came down with a case of Tourette’s in the middle of the cut.
August 29th, 2007 at 1:45 am
The “… excuses” gets shaved in tomorrow.
August 29th, 2007 at 8:38 am
Wow, I should have read this last night. I was all “What do syringes have to do with a couch?”
OHHHHH….nice!
But Ape, don’t make me think so hard in the morning. I don’t do any work before 11am.
August 29th, 2007 at 9:25 am
Bud Grant will start picking off LBs from his deer stand in the Metrodome if they dare to line up with 9 in the box versus Peterson.
August 29th, 2007 at 10:29 am
The season needs to start already!!! I am even anticipating the Jacked Up segment after the long summer of nothing but baseball.
Away for a few days…has Clint finally been banned from the site?
August 29th, 2007 at 10:38 am
Know who also put nine in a box? Travis Henry.
August 29th, 2007 at 10:39 am
umm…mr. beats…..jacked up no longer exists. it promotes concussions. call the concussion hotline if you have any questions.
August 29th, 2007 at 11:46 pm
@ gerry dorsey
That’s too bad, I was so waiting to see Tom Jackson wearing those monoshomatic suits that The Playmaker bought for him.
Oh well, I’ll have to get my big hits from that bong in the corner instead.
August 30th, 2007 at 12:27 am
You mean I can’t yell “Jacked Off!!” after I’m done masturbating anymore?