Comments on: Michael Vick’s Plea Agreement â€“ The Rough Draft

By: Jay Byers

Jay Byers — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 22:27:00 +0000

a/k/a "Lord Baron Von Turlington VIII"

BASTARD STOLE MY FAKE NAME!

By: DCD AEPi

DCD AEPi — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 21:05:00 +0000

Gotta love the old school Eddie Murphy shit…Dexter St. Jacques..great stuff…

By: Big Daddy Drew

Big Daddy Drew — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 20:10:00 +0000

I can't believe you missed Ron Mexico in his a/k/a section.

Kinda goes without saying, no?

By: TacoBellManager

TacoBellManager — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 19:28:00 +0000

I thought I patented the syrup sprinkler. Ask my girlfriend* it’s my big finishing move.

(* — really “February 2004 edition of Penthouse”)

By: Andrew

Andrew — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 19:24:00 +0000

I can’t believe you missed Ron Mexico in his a/k/a section.

By: jessica rita

jessica rita — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 17:32:00 +0000

Poor Ookie, failing to patent his tongue-shaped vibrator.

By: My Insignificant Life

My Insignificant Life — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:28:00 +0000

@ pemulis

I agree – then again, this is Michael Vick – if he does not insert bitch, mother fucker, shot, stoned, high, damn….well, it’s all foreign to him.

By: Pemulis

Pemulis — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:22:00 +0000

i cant believe how insanely rehearsed and emotionless his speech sounded. for anyone who hasn’t seen it, it looked like he was reading cue cards. but it was awesome to keep hearing him refer to himself in the third person. mike vick is going to redeem himself because mike vick has to.

By: My Insignificant Life

My Insignificant Life — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:04:00 +0000

Now that Vick has apologiezed and said he found God, all is well with the world…..well, now that he found God, we’ll hear him saying it in earnest in prison in the middle of the night……OH GOD….OH GOD….OH GOD…..

By: BigRicks

BigRicks — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:38:00 +0000

The thought of Kerry Washington has left me unable to leave my desk for the next few minutes.