The Last KSK Commenter Draft – Stars Of The Pornographic Film Industry
It’s the last commenter draft of the year. Next week, this slot will be occupied by the return of the Maj’s gambling column. I’ve enjoyed these drafts a great deal, largely because you, the readers, do all the effort. Well, it’s only fair to reward you. Many of you have been asking for a porn star draft for a while (shocking), so here it is.
The rules? This is a star of the pornographic film industry you would like to perform a scene with. It can be any porn star from any time in history. No soft core actors or actresses please. They have to have, like, done it with someone on camera. For reals. Once you pick a porn star, wait 10 picks until you pick another. If you provide a link to said performer, do be sure to leave a NSFW warning if necessary.
While I usually take the first pick in all our drafts, I’m going to abstain from picking this time around. Because as a husband and father, I of course have never seen a pornographic film in my entire life. Couldn’t even begin to tell you the name of any actress involved in the industry. Nikki Tyler? Who’s that? No clue. A famous judge once said he knew pornography when he saw it. Well, I would not know pornography when I saw it, because I’ve never seen it. Sorry, judge. Wish I was hip to it all.
So enjoy this, the last draft of the year. Around the 100th comment, this should start to get pretty creepy.
Tags: I agree with Senator Heflin Yeah that's right the women, ksk commenter drafts
August 31st, 2007 at 9:38 am
Maybe a reach, but give me Sunny Lane.
August 31st, 2007 at 9:41 am
avy scott, thank you.
August 31st, 2007 at 9:41 am
Eva Angelina.
August 31st, 2007 at 9:42 am
Kobe Tai
August 31st, 2007 at 9:44 am
Jenna Jamison 10 years ago. Before she turned into a duck and blew the whole UFC.
August 31st, 2007 at 9:46 am
I’ll go early reach with Roxxy Jezell
August 31st, 2007 at 9:46 am
Chasey Lain. In the early to mid-90s (when I truly became a connoseur)she was head and shoulders above every other star. Hah…Head.
August 31st, 2007 at 9:46 am
you’re giving it until the 100th comment? that’s being a lil over gracious no?
Gauge. you know she’s a nut cuz she doesn’t have a need for a last name.
August 31st, 2007 at 9:47 am
ron jeremy..
..umm i mean…
August 31st, 2007 at 9:48 am
@ memphisraines — great reach, though.
August 31st, 2007 at 9:49 am
BIG FAN of Melanie Moore.
August 31st, 2007 at 9:50 am
I’ll take Asia Carrera… finally scratch that Asian itch I’ve had… unfortunatley it would also probably give me a new itch, but there is Valtrex for that.
August 31st, 2007 at 9:53 am
I have a sad admission. The only porn star I know by name is Jenna Jameson. I could try and look some up on the internet, but I’m at work and that would be a career limiting move.
With that said, I’ve seen her have sex on screen, so I’m gonna go with Christinia Ricci.
P.S. 7:1 that I’m not the only one who wont be able to randomly name more than three porn stars.
August 31st, 2007 at 9:54 am
To Sunny Lane, I add: Aurora Snow.
August 31st, 2007 at 9:54 am
allie sin. horrible at acting even remotely interested, but i don’t care.
August 31st, 2007 at 9:55 am
Jenna Haze. In pigtails. Giggity.
August 31st, 2007 at 9:55 am
Traci Lords
August 31st, 2007 at 9:55 am
With that said, I’ve seen her have sex on screen, so I’m gonna go with Christinia Ricci.
REAL sex, dummy. Follow the goddamn rules.
August 31st, 2007 at 9:56 am
@wormfather i’m sure if your employer ever looks at your history or cookies and see’s frequent visits to ksk your career might be a lil limited as well. just a thought.
August 31st, 2007 at 9:58 am
to gauge i add:
the ASU cheerleader: courtney simpson.
wait.. how does the point system work? are rimjobs worth more? Cuz if they are. i’m already running away with this
August 31st, 2007 at 9:59 am
@BBD IT LOOKED REAL TO ME!!! DAMNIT!
August 31st, 2007 at 10:00 am
No brainer – I’ll take Heather from ideepthroat.com
August 31st, 2007 at 10:00 am
Pick 2 I’ll go Mary Carey
August 31st, 2007 at 10:04 am
@wormfather… Black Snake Moan looks like porn, sounds like porn, and has a porn-y title, but its not porn.
For my first pic – Gianna. Great face, long pullable hair, huge tits and a great ass. Plus she genuinely loves lots of random grinding sweaty sex. I identify with that because I sweat A LOT when I bang.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:05 am
Angel Dark…mmmm…dammit now I have to go home for lunch
August 31st, 2007 at 10:05 am
Brittany Skye. God, she just looks so dirty.
With Brittany and Eva, I retire from this draft. Those are the two who do it for me.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:05 am
Lexus Locklear
August 31st, 2007 at 10:07 am
is ideepthroat.com SFW? it sounds like an interesting site and i would like to check it out
August 31st, 2007 at 10:07 am
damn, heather’s a solid pick
August 31st, 2007 at 10:09 am
Lily Thai – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lily_Thai
Sorry it had to be a lame-ass wikipedia link.. I’m at work :(
I feel as though her best work is on Mr. Chew’s Asian Beaver.
google it.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:09 am
@woody Heather is a rock solid pick. I may have to go home for lunch too.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:09 am
Sorry, wasn’t thinking about a link. NSFW.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:10 am
janine lindemulder. she’s sleeved, it’s hot.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:11 am
Sasha Grey. A keeper league pick.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:12 am
Janine is a GREAT pick.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:13 am
Briana Banks, but I’d have to have her sign something saying that she was not going to hurt me in the process.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:13 am
Jenna Lewis.
Still has the allusion of being a real girl, and not a dp whore like the rest of the girls picked.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenna_Lewis
August 31st, 2007 at 10:13 am
damn, s and woody took my top two, nice work gentlemen.
fuck it, I’ll go there with Christine Young. lock me up.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:14 am
I agree with Senator Heflin. Yeah that’s right the women like something with more stories and costumes that’ll transport ‘em to another place and time
Have you ever tried coming out of the bathroom nude, and acting like you didn’t know someone was there?
August 31st, 2007 at 10:15 am
A, uh.. another good thing is to get them out on your boat for some reason, because, uh.. because then it’s really hard for them to get away.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:15 am
Krystal Steal…which is what she is this late in the draft
August 31st, 2007 at 10:16 am
I need just one more, then I’m done.
To Lane and Snow, I add: Charlotte Stokely.
Done.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:17 am
#2 pick – Krystal Steal.
@ Coletrain & UM – My first computer was completely wasted because I attempted to accumulate as much Heather as posible.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:17 am
Ava Devine – no one enjoys sex more on or off screen than Ava Devine. Plus she is proof positive that God wants us to watch porn and/or have lots of sex.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ava_Devine
1st pick – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gianna_Michaels
August 31st, 2007 at 10:18 am
Woody…already took her
August 31st, 2007 at 10:19 am
Katie Morgan.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:19 am
Damn Franklin -nice. I’m too slow.
New #2 Sky Lopez – but back in her Shane’s World/Amatuer days.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:21 am
Let me be the 5th person to say that Heather is a great pick. I’m also going home for lunch.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:23 am
Without a doubt, I pick Terri Summers (nsfw). Oh my sweet Jeebus.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:23 am
Jaimee Foxworth from Family Matters
http://imdb.com/name/nm0289340/
August 31st, 2007 at 10:24 am
Chloe Sevigny…real actress, but also some real deepthroat action in ‘The Brown Bunny’
August 31st, 2007 at 10:24 am
interesting. the commentator drafts’ found a way to go out with a bang and a whimper.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:24 am
Make me the 6th. Heather was the best pick of the draft.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:25 am
Raven Riley… and I’m definitely wearing a rubber
August 31st, 2007 at 10:25 am
2nd round pick: Shyla Stylez
1st round pick was Sasha Grey[Youtube link, not sure if SFW or not]
August 31st, 2007 at 10:26 am
faith of “faith exposed.” british n busty. awesome.
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August 31st, 2007 at 10:26 am
they really should do a “Beyond the Glory” on Heather. she’s like the great unspoken legend of our generation.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:27 am
glad I am working at home today.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:28 am
1. Angel Dark
2. Krystal Steal
3. Brianna Banks (Motor Boating I will go)
August 31st, 2007 at 10:31 am
@grimey
That is a GREAT pick
August 31st, 2007 at 10:31 am
Tiffany Rose aka Tiffany Diamond.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:35 am
Naughty Allie – another one that will fuck anything that moves.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:36 am
Aw man do I have a lot of homework to do when I get home. Man I miss my ex, she would blow me while I watched porn.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:36 am
@coletrain — already taken
August 31st, 2007 at 10:36 am
cytherea…for sure. there’s free footage of her fountainous climaxex all over the Googles and the PornStarBooks.com. both kinds of rubbers suggested…
August 31st, 2007 at 10:38 am
Mila, Queen of Nasty. She might be the dirtiest woman ever to work in mainstream porn and that’s saying something.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:38 am
Jenaveve Jolie. Surprised she lasted this long.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:38 am
This is easy – chick is crazy, has some nice DSLs and tight body to boot…
Tabitha Stevens
August 31st, 2007 at 10:38 am
I feel vindicated with all the Heather adoration.
Did anynoe else think that in those early years of Internet porno, Heather was the Transformers to Wifey’s GoBots?
August 31st, 2007 at 10:39 am
My bad… I thought Allie Sin = Allysin Chains….
3. Sierra – Hails from the ATL, and the only girl I know off that would have anal sex to that 1980’s hit “Doin’ The Butt!”
2. Ava Devine
1. Gianna Michaels
August 31st, 2007 at 10:39 am
Deidre Holland. See Chameleons.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:42 am
Not always my first choice but she’s grown on me in the last couple months…
Brandi Belle.
1. Heather
2. Sky Lopez
3. Brandi Belle
August 31st, 2007 at 10:42 am
@woody
If Heather was the Transformers, I would say Wifey was M.A.S.K. I wouldn’t mind dating/being married to her – but she just doesn’t impress me as a porn star. So much better talent out there.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:42 am
Nicole Sherdian – not the comeliest lass, but she possesses an “enthusiasm” I find endearing.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:42 am
1.Angel Dark
2.Krystal Steal
3.Brianna Banks
4. Kristi Myst (Probably a real stretch here but I have to take her. Im tired of just stalking. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=217172274)
August 31st, 2007 at 10:43 am
katerina konec. owner of possibly the world’s perfect pair of tits.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:43 am
I’m going old-school and picking Marilyn Chambers
August 31st, 2007 at 10:44 am
Sunny Leone. Indian girl from Canada.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:44 am
Come on Coletrain…Heather is amazing. forget the sex. Give me Heather and my NFL sunday ticket….now that is FAN-TAS-TIC..
Brady Deep Throw….Heather Deep Throat
August 31st, 2007 at 10:44 am
Jewel De’Nyle. Late in her career after she gained a little weight. I’ve already got one skinny bitch in Mila and that’s plenty.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:46 am
For pick two, I’m onna throw down some Tera Patrick.
Surprised she’s still around this deep in the draft…but I ain’t complainin’
August 31st, 2007 at 10:47 am
@franklin
I love Heather… I just am not impressed with Wifey. BTW Transformers > M.A.S.K., agreed?
@miss daisy
Nice pic with Sunny Leone, I love the Indian chicks… dot AND feather!
August 31st, 2007 at 10:49 am
Terra Patrick. MMMMMMM.
Oh, and pssst. It’s Ape’s birthday.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:50 am
Michelle Barrett…google her.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:51 am
@ Coletrain – I almost spit out my coke. Hilarious.
I don’t usually get a chance to particpiate in the drafts…but this one is a must. Football starting, Labor Day weekend basically already started in my office, heading to see my favorite D1 team kick hell out of a small directional school, and porn draft.
Fantastic.
Too bad Rollergirl doesn’t qualify.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:52 am
Tera Patrick was a nice late pick. I loved what she did in the 2001-2002 porn season for me
August 31st, 2007 at 10:58 am
Lanny Barbie at my 3-spot.
I don’t care that she hardly speaks a lick of English – that French Canadian biyatch can straight up take it!!
1. Tabitha Stevens
2. Tera Patrick
3. Lanny Barbie
August 31st, 2007 at 10:59 am
4. Anjali (NSFW) – the first “dot” indian of the draft with a rocking body and she, again, would fuck anything on or off camera. Plus she introduced me to that phenomenon called “dogging.”
3. Sierra
2. Ava Devine
1. Gianna Michaels
August 31st, 2007 at 11:01 am
Heather Vuur, from Meet Heather. She is gorgeous.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:03 am
I’m still reeling from the revelation that porn stars have wikipedia entries.
hehehe…entries.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:04 am
I’m gonna pass on the draft, but that story you linked to was highly entertaining. And yeah, I’d like to see that video. If your friend dies before you, I think you should tell that story at his funeral.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:04 am
forget going home for lunch, i’m taking the afternoon off
August 31st, 2007 at 11:05 am
3rd round pick… Flower Tucci.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:05 am
jada fire. i need some color.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:07 am
Here’s Heather: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heather_Vandeven
That’s all I need.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:07 am
Next Door Nikki. Yeah, most of her stuff isn’t hardcore but she’s done a few.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:09 am
1. Angel Dark
2. Krystal Steal
3. Brianna Banks
4. Kristi Myst
5. Amy Reid (That chick is ridiculous)
August 31st, 2007 at 11:09 am
More Old school Veronica Hart
August 31st, 2007 at 11:10 am
[i]Jenaveve Jolie. Surprised she lasted this long.[/i]
Great pick, I too am surprised she lasted this long. Baddest bitch in porn right now.
My top 3:
1. Jenaveve Jolie.
2. Teagan Presley
3. Marquetta (Jewel??)
Need some color on my list but love a dirty white chick too and Teagan is ona the dirtiest.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:11 am
@colonel — agreed on teagan
August 31st, 2007 at 11:11 am
Nice call on the Amy Reid franklin…she’s bad!
For my 4th (and probably final) pick, I’m slating Aria Giovanni on my bill…
August 31st, 2007 at 11:11 am
Raylene
August 31st, 2007 at 11:14 am
Flower Tucci’s a great value there.
I’m taking Audrey Hollander here, but can’t believe nobody’s jumped on Taylor Rain yet- ridiculous.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:15 am
1. Tiffany Rose aka Tiffany Diamond
2. Sunny Leone
3. Eve Laurence, because there are just not enough fake breasts on this board
August 31st, 2007 at 11:17 am
Kaylani Lei
August 31st, 2007 at 11:19 am
Maria Ozawa. half Japanese half French-Canadian, 100% uber-cute.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:22 am
Taylor Hayes
What a nasty freak…
August 31st, 2007 at 11:24 am
I’m getting in on this late, so I’ll grab two picks…
Savanna Samson
Tawny Roberts
August 31st, 2007 at 11:24 am
shelby belle. french-canadian and pert.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:24 am
Isabella Soprano. She was better before the boob job but I still wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:25 am
5. Aidan (sic?) Lane – Cute as a button, natural huge tits, small petite body, working her way back from LA to Boston. I loved her debut where she was laughing her ass off through the whole scene.
4. Anjali
3. Sierra
2. Ava Devine
1. Gianna Michaels
August 31st, 2007 at 11:27 am
Alright, I want one more. Zoe Britton. http://www.zoebritton.com
1. Heather Vuur
2. Zoe Britton
August 31st, 2007 at 11:29 am
nice work by Weed and Bruce. I’ll take Sunshine Adams if you please.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:30 am
Catalina Cruz
August 31st, 2007 at 11:33 am
all i need and, in my opinion, steal of the day…
jesse jane.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:33 am
@ tracer – that is an outstanding pick. I loved her in cathouse on HBO and just found out she’s moved on. We’re all excited.
My 4th pick will be “Drunk College Girl Gets Fucked”
I don’t know her name, but she looks like she had a great Mardi Gras. Can’t link to it. I’m at work.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:34 am
Eve Lawrence is a great pic. My #1. However we must limit her to before she got blonde extensions. What a disaster.
So for my pick I take Tory Lane.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:36 am
2. A retro pick, Celeste
August 31st, 2007 at 11:36 am
Alright, I lied before, I’m gonna round out my list with this fifth choice:
5. Sunset Thomas
4. Aria Giovanni
3. Lanny Barbie
2. Tera Patrick
1. Tabitha Stevens
August 31st, 2007 at 11:36 am
Uh, duh. Bridget the Midget.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:37 am
sweet amy lee. also french-canadian and pert.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:40 am
Somehow, I think a weekend trip to Montreal is in order.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:42 am
I’m gonna take the guy on the far left in the Lemon Party.
So fucking hot.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:44 am
Tania Rusoff
With her and Taylor Hayes my team will be insurmountable…or infinitely mountable.
2. Tania Rusoff
1. Taylor Hayes
August 31st, 2007 at 11:45 am
Eve Lawrence – I am not going to go back and search through a hundred some odd post to see if someone took her all ready.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:45 am
Ryaan Reynolds. Google her, Wiki her, whatever. You shall be a believer.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:46 am
@chris
Good point, it’s easier to wait until someone points out that someone took her already.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:48 am
@Chris: I took her already.
Last pick, Silvia Saint.
1. Tiffany Rose aka Tiffany Diamond
2. Sunny Leone
3. Eve Laurence
4. Silvia Saint
August 31st, 2007 at 11:52 am
@coletrain – I am sure we can share her. In fact I believe several people all ready have.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:53 am
For my sixth and final pick…
6.Africa Sexx – She has made a great comeback (pun wholeheartedly intended) in the last few months and she is awesome looking and working in the sack.
5. Aidan (sic?) Lane
4. Anjali
3. Sierra
2. Ava Devine
1. Gianna Michaels
August 31st, 2007 at 11:55 am
@BDD: DAMN YOU!
My 3rd pick is the Meatspin guy then…
August 31st, 2007 at 11:58 am
Angel Eyes
August 31st, 2007 at 12:00 pm
@SportsGirl365
What’s that? You said it’s Christmas Ape’s birthday today?
August 31st, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Anna Belle
Look her up on freeones.
August 31st, 2007 at 12:04 pm
@ dick_gozinia
Great pick, guess you saw where I was going with my picks.
August 31st, 2007 at 12:07 pm
2 more; I love the Latinas
Dillan Lauren, and Hailey Paige (gotta love a nasty little cockswallower w/ an overbite).
Limewire rulez.
Great topic by the way.
August 31st, 2007 at 12:08 pm
The over-40 Nina Hartley. I need some maturity and leadership in my lineup.
August 31st, 2007 at 12:09 pm
@BDD: hahaha, totally, b/c he’s obviously the gayest one of them all (he’s the one with the dick in his mouth)
August 31st, 2007 at 12:09 pm
i can’t believe she hasn’t been taken yet.
Carmella Bing
August 31st, 2007 at 12:09 pm
@365 porn stars seem to be more important than ape’s b-day.
August 31st, 2007 at 12:11 pm
@colonelstinkmeaner
Hailey Paige is great in “Da Vinci Load”
August 31st, 2007 at 12:12 pm
far more important. we’ve never even seen ape fuck.
also, i pick havana ginger.
August 31st, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Who can leave out Daisy Marie? What a slore! I LOVE IT!
August 31st, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Way late to the party.
I would have taken Jenna Haze and Tera Patrick in the pro division, and Raven Riley and Nella in the amateur division.
There’s this INSANELY hot Brazilian chick named Mona (NSFW), I’ll take her #1.
Then “Subway” Jamie Lynn (NSFW). No ass, but what a great face.
August 31st, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Following my original Briana Banks pick, I’ll draft the lesser-known Penny Flame. But only because Coletrain took my original #2 of Naughty Allie. I would not only do a scene with her, I would marry her (if I could get her to stop screwing every guy that asked).
August 31st, 2007 at 12:14 pm
Jr Carrington. OG anal queen
August 31st, 2007 at 12:15 pm
Nice pick on the Sylvia Saint.
3. Nici Sterling… a British babe with a love for anal.
Then again, who doesn’t love anal?
2. Tania Rusoff
1. Taylor Hayes
August 31st, 2007 at 12:17 pm
my second pick:
Kim Kardashian
the girl has a better BJ technique than most of the professionals listed on here.
August 31st, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Ayana Angel (NSFW)
August 31st, 2007 at 12:22 pm
More than 150 comments and there are still fresh names up there.
Are is there that much porn out there?
August 31st, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Eva Braun
August 31st, 2007 at 12:24 pm
@ asmith — no. we’re just making up porn-ish names.
August 31st, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Like Drew I cannot name a single pornstar. Unlike Drew I’ve seen every porno ever made. It’s just that when you download a clip of midget and roofie porn they never remember to include the credits.
August 31st, 2007 at 12:37 pm
why is this taking so long?
Says King Julien
August 31st, 2007 at 12:38 pm
I thought I would be much…MUCH to late to get Sky Lopez, but sign me up.
August 31st, 2007 at 12:43 pm
@ jackin’ — agreed. since this is the last fantasy draft before the season, it’s stupidly fucking late to do this, but i propose that for all drafts next season, we insititute a minnesota vikings rule by which, given no selections in a five-minute period, the ten-pick waiting rule shall be waived.
agreement? fuck and yes.
August 31st, 2007 at 12:46 pm
@jewdago
Porn-ish names …
1) Something to do with heaven or hell (angel, sin)
2) something exotic
3) really basic Anglo names like Brooke, Brittney, Nikki, etc.
So, something like Dani Woodward. Is that pornish?
August 31st, 2007 at 12:47 pm
@teller tim
Tiana Rose gives much better blowjobs than Kim Kardashian. Tiana Rose’s scenes are the ones I recommend to girls who want to get better at brains.
However, Kim Kardashian looks absolutely tasty – like heavy water.
August 31st, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Fuuuuck, I really wanted Catalina Cruz, so I’ll take the other Cruz.
Sunny Cruz.
August 31st, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Vanessa Lane available, I’ll take her
August 31st, 2007 at 12:53 pm
@coletrain
i will have to check her out when i get home.
my next pick is Eve Angel. i don’t think she can speak english but she has an amazing body.
August 31st, 2007 at 12:54 pm
@asmith — also anything alliterative and/or is an imitation of an established actress’s name (clare dames, katey holmes, etc) and unusual spellings of unusual names b.c there’re so many whores these days that we needs to be creative to differentiate between them.
also, i may be taking this far, far, far too seriously.
August 31st, 2007 at 12:59 pm
@ jewdago
i, personally, can not think of a more important subject than porn.
August 31st, 2007 at 1:01 pm
164 comments down and no one took Kaci Starr? weak… guess she’s all mine, then.
August 31st, 2007 at 1:01 pm
@ bigricks – Sky is taken
I’ll jump on Paris for my fifth pick. I’d rather watch her screw the state of California than touch her myself, but it’s all about value on this pick.
1. Heather
2. Sky Lopez
3. Brandi Belle
4. Mardi Gras broad
5. Paris Hilton
August 31st, 2007 at 1:01 pm
porn-based doctorate theses for some, miniature american flags for all.
August 31st, 2007 at 1:02 pm
@michael — great pick. she’s think in all the right places.
August 31st, 2007 at 1:09 pm
As a nonviewer of porn, I’m surprised at these picks. I’m shocked stars with names like Lanita Clonde, Or Bamber Smichaels, or Raustin Kincaido have not been taken.
August 31st, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Christy Canyon. Best big giant natural titties ever.
August 31st, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Alaura Eden
August 31st, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Danni Ashe. Used to do some hardcore chick stuff back in the day. So the taint wouldn’t even be that tainted.
@jewdago
Faith rules. The first porno chick I almost considered shelling out money for access to her site.
August 31st, 2007 at 1:12 pm
cherry potter/sherry angel, depending on which site of hers you end up at. also canadian.
August 31st, 2007 at 1:12 pm
Or Tracquel Darriana
August 31st, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Flower Tucci is every nba ball player’s dreamgirl….white girl with a nice ass…oh & she’s white…
give me Roxy Reynolds
August 31st, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Aurora Jolie is my next pick. Anal queen extrodinaire.
I second the 5 minute rule superceding the 10 pick rule.
August 31st, 2007 at 1:17 pm
Belladonna. She is fucking crazy.
August 31st, 2007 at 1:22 pm
@thenaturalmevs – Sorry to scoop ya, but she’s hot.
4. Vanessa Chase
I seem to have a thing for Seymore Butts’s throwaways…but the guy has good taste.
3. Nici Sterling
2. Tania Rusoff
1. Taylor Hayes
August 31st, 2007 at 1:26 pm
Leaving the house now, so I’ll take one more pick now then catch up with you wonderful perverts later.
Naomi Russell (DEFINITELY NSFW)
August 31st, 2007 at 1:29 pm
JULIA BOND
August 31st, 2007 at 1:30 pm
jackin4beats,
naomi was hot, have you seen her lately tho, she lost like 30+pounds and looks like shit
August 31st, 2007 at 1:31 pm
@spiff — damn you, you bastard.
August 31st, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Paris Hilton
Also Jersey Jaxin
August 31st, 2007 at 1:33 pm
@ spaceman spiff or is that Doctor Spaceman?
I haven’t seen her lately. That too bad that she lost the thickness that made her so hot. Cocaine is one hell of a drug.
August 31st, 2007 at 1:35 pm
with my 4th pick i will take Vanessa Blue.
4. Vanessa Blue
3. Eve Angel
2. Kim Kardashian
1. Carmella Bing
August 31st, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Sydnee Steele.
that girl was an aboslute pro and had a mouth like a sewer. Just listening to her have sex was hot.
Since I picked very late I’m also going to take Jill Kelly.
August 31st, 2007 at 1:44 pm
rita faltoyano. natural, gorgeous, foreign.
August 31st, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Monique Alexander
Booya
August 31st, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Anybody take Severina Vukovich? She’s not a porn star , she’s a pop star from Eastern Europe who’s sex tape is basically fantastic, she takes it right in the pooper like a champ. Sign me up.
August 31st, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Katja Kassin, b/c Chase scooped my favorite dirty girl
August 31st, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Ummm, Shy Love anyone?
August 31st, 2007 at 2:06 pm
Anybody take Spring Thomas?
August 31st, 2007 at 2:07 pm
nope. she’s yours if you want her.
August 31st, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Nice – cause I’m all about her!
August 31st, 2007 at 2:11 pm
anyone else reminded of (or even remember) warren g’s 1994 ho draft?
August 31st, 2007 at 2:16 pm
#3 – Riley Mason
#2 – Alaura Eden
#1 – Anna Belle
August 31st, 2007 at 2:18 pm
alright, that’s is. anarchy and the minnesota viking bylaw are in effect and i’m taking lindsay layne with my final pick — an ugly jewish whore with a filthy fucking mouth. and thus, my slut stable:
1. avy scott
2. allie sin
3. janine lindemulder
4. katerina konec
5. jada fire
6. shelby belle
7. sweet amy lee
8. havana ginger
9. cherry potter/sherri angel
10. rita faltoyano
11. lindsay layne
and welcome to what i did at work all day. my employer hates you, ksk
August 31st, 2007 at 2:40 pm
When I was but a young lad, I discovered a videotape my brother had hidden. The tape was Doin’ It!, and one of the stars was someone named Drea.
Call me sentimental, but that was my first pornographic love. So I’m goin’ with Drea.
WF
August 31st, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Fuck, oversleep on a day off and I miss this draft. Color me pissed off. Anyways, since I’m actually an Indian (the dot variety, not feather), and I always look to support pioneers in our community, I’ll take the Princess of Cream, Nadia Nyce. Her Wikipedia entry states that she “was particularly well-known for allowing male stars to ejaculate onto her face, and for her enthusiasm for apparently swallowing semen.” Giggity giggity, giggity goo. I wonder if Kobe Bryant is aware of her – she’d be just his type.
And since I’m late and get the feeling this thing is winding down – and because I can’t believe she’s still around – I’m also taking Jasmin St. Claire, one of the most exotic (French, Italian, Russian, Swedish, Indian heritage), sluttiest (Gang Bangs, etc.), and most well-educated (Columbia University, speaks French, German, Spanish, Italian, knows sign language, worked as an investment banker) porn stars ever. And no, I don’t give a fuck she’s with Blue Boy. Oh, and because I love Latinas, I’m also taking Heather Lee. And with that, I’m off to download some, err, e-books off uTorrent…
August 31st, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Linsey Dawn McKenzie… former UK Page 3 girl (so she’s a quality piece of ass) and did some hardcore.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linsey_Dawn_McKenzie
and…
Jelena Jensen, pretty sure she’s only done some girl-girl stuff but damn… (link = NSFW) I think she’s a steal here… http://www.jelenajensen.com/index1.html
August 31st, 2007 at 3:16 pm
@ jewdago
Rita’s moles freak me out.
fif and final pick:
Kay Parker
had to throw in somebody from the 70s.
August 31st, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Katja Kean
Raq Darrian
Ginger Lynn
August 31st, 2007 at 3:25 pm
#5 Dee
#4 Lucy Lee
#3 Riley Mason
#2 Alaura Eden
#1 Anna Belle
And I’m spent…
August 31st, 2007 at 3:32 pm
seriously, 3:45pm EST and no one has taken Tori Wells ? Wow, well then with my first and last pick Tori Wells.
August 31st, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Jeanna Fine
Alexandra Quinn
Nici sterling was mine too but someone took it.
August 31st, 2007 at 3:40 pm
As sick as this may sound – I read this entire draft during my lunch. Made me giggle.
Andrea – you’re awesome.
Jewdago – you watch too much porn. Good enthusiasm though.
Ape – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! it seems there was too much pussy on the brain for anyone to pick up on that.
Spiff – screw you for taking my only pick.
August 31st, 2007 at 3:53 pm
Old school:
1) Brooke West
2) Lisa De Leeuw
3) Little Oral Annie
August 31st, 2007 at 4:08 pm
goddamnit. The ONE fucking time I’m not in the office…
I only watch about 5 or so hours a week so I am definitely not a expert on the porn. Plus, most of the best stars are gone so I’ll have to go with Carmen Luvana.
August 31st, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Mei Kasahara.
If you have no idea who she is, don’t bother looking. I’m only interested in her because she apparently lets everyone and their dogs slap the shit out of her first.
August 31st, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Don’t sell that little natural titted slut Juli Ashton short either.
August 31st, 2007 at 4:25 pm
How is Carmen Luvana some sort of consolation pick? She’s saucy.
August 31st, 2007 at 4:26 pm
Nikki Benz, because I agree with missdaisy that there aren’t enough fake parts in this draft.
August 31st, 2007 at 4:36 pm
I dare someone to google Porn Eskimo, Krystal Summers.
You’ll be there a while.
August 31st, 2007 at 5:28 pm
I was just checking out Jasmin St. Claire’s bio on her website and came across this little nugget under “Cool Things I have done” – Hide a mental patient’s medicine. Just thought I’d throw that out there for everyone else.
August 31st, 2007 at 5:50 pm
Steal of the draft… Penny Flame… championship!
August 31st, 2007 at 6:06 pm
Mika Tan.
I figure there’s about a 15% chance it’ll end with me getting pegged, but that’s a risk I’m willing to take.
August 31st, 2007 at 7:06 pm
If you like MILF’s here is the very best in MILF selection:
Chennin Blanc (takes inquries and fucks regular joes in real life)
Angelica Sinn (same)
Daphne Rosen
Devon Micheals
August 31st, 2007 at 7:35 pm
Ashley Blue. That whore is the filthiest woman that has ever lived. For one scene only…that’s who I take.
August 31st, 2007 at 7:45 pm
Tim Russert.
August 31st, 2007 at 8:59 pm
1. Adriana Sage
2. Marie Luv
3. Ashlynn Gere
4. Luci Thai
5. Jeanna Fine
6. Juli Ashton
7. Candace Von
8. Stephanie Swift
9. Kapri Styles
10.Monique
11.Aleksandra Nice
12.Alana Evans
August 31st, 2007 at 10:41 pm
No Devon? No Lisa Ann? A bit disappointing.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:46 pm
dani woodward
August 31st, 2007 at 10:52 pm
Vicky Vette
August 31st, 2007 at 11:23 pm
Lauren Phoenix is still on the board? Yay me.
September 1st, 2007 at 12:01 am
OK, I’m unsure if she ever did hardcore, but she’s been in so much stuff that somebody had to have slid it in at one point.
Shannon Tweed.
Now I have to go find my VHS copy of Hot Dog and jerk it like I was 11 again.
September 1st, 2007 at 12:10 am
karma rosenberg.
do your own research.
September 1st, 2007 at 1:46 am
1. Kaylani Lei
2. Celeste
3. Nikki Dial
September 1st, 2007 at 1:53 am
@manny – can’t believe she lasted that long. Lauren Phoenix is easily top 10 material, as is Adriana Sage. Well done, even if you did make 11 picks at once.
I’ll take amber michaels, to whom BDD alluded. She always gets an A for effort, and always finishes the guy off.
And, considering I’m ridiculously late and there has only been one pick in the last 90 minutes, I’ll also take Inari Vachs, April Summers (aka April Flowers) and Katsumi. I can’t believe any of them are still available.
September 1st, 2007 at 8:21 am
Nyla Thai
Justine Romee (every team needs quality depth)
September 1st, 2007 at 8:37 am
Hillary Scott
Holly Wellin
The late rounds are good.
September 1st, 2007 at 9:41 am
Late Rounds also pick up old skool Erica Boyer and for screaming Gwen Summers
September 1st, 2007 at 10:07 am
#6 Cherry Poppens (i needed a true redhead and she’s all firecrotch)
#5 Dee
#4 Lucy Lee
#3 Riley Mason
#2 Alaura Eden
#1 Anna Belle
September 1st, 2007 at 10:13 am
i can’t believe this is still going.
2 more for me: Stormy Daniels and Anna Malle (RIP)
September 1st, 2007 at 12:51 pm
I cannot believe no one has taken Tatum Reed. Man, oh man, that’s all I need.
September 1st, 2007 at 3:08 pm
Still going? Kiara Marie.
September 1st, 2007 at 3:24 pm
it’s 9 but since it’s slowed down
4. Kira Kener
September 1st, 2007 at 3:38 pm
While we’re still at it, I’ll add Alexa Rae to my stable. What a babe.
September 1st, 2007 at 4:36 pm
alexis amore (NSFW:http://photos.freeones.com/v_various/Jill_Kelly_Productions/Alexis_Amore_001/) could probably get you off in about 10 seconds.
September 1st, 2007 at 5:26 pm
I can’t believe that Mia Bangg is still available this late.
She’s billed as the next Jenna Jameson.
September 2nd, 2007 at 6:59 am
i need one pick to win, so i’ll go with Taylor Rain. And since i’m late, i’ll take Ariana Jollee and Jenteal if they’re not taken
September 2nd, 2007 at 6:41 pm
Three days later and I still get my pick:
Carmen Hayes
September 2nd, 2007 at 6:45 pm
While I’m here, I’ll also take:
Gaya Patal
@miamidiesel and devang, can’t believe you passed up on the Hindi flavor
September 3rd, 2007 at 1:47 am
Mia Rose.
Yum.
September 3rd, 2007 at 7:05 am
You come this late to the draft, you’re left with nothing but crumbs.
But, such tasty crumbs!
Monica Sweetheart, Monica Mayhem, Zora Banks, Keri Windsor, Leanni Lei and Nikita Denise.
Good times, good times.
September 3rd, 2007 at 10:52 am
Well, I think I am the only person out here at work today, and since I didn’t come in last friday I figured I would pick now but, My girls are still on the board so here goes
1. McKenzie Lee
2. India
3. Cassidey (A clutch pick if you watch Debbie Does Dallas Again on Showtime)
4. Katie Morgan
5. Lacy DuValle
6. Heather Hunter
7. Christine Nguyen (Obligitory Asian)
8. Sativa Rose
Well, that chewed up a wopping 5 minutes.
September 3rd, 2007 at 11:38 pm
To make it an even 250, and more for potential than for anything she ever did (in other words, even porn-star drafts have reaches), Tia Bella.
September 4th, 2007 at 1:48 am
I cannot believe that nobody named Jasmine Byrne.
While I’m at it:
Courtney Divine
and for old school:
Janet Jacme
September 4th, 2007 at 10:12 am
@john john the bastard
Yikes… I actually know a Christine Nguyen from Irvine, CA. Hopefully the one you are talking about is another one of the many Vietnamese girls in that town, and not the one I didn’t seal the deal with. Ouch.
September 4th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Pam Anderson.
I win.
September 4th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Bree Olson
March 13th, 2008 at 8:32 am
Well sexy isn’t the appropriate word to describe her sexuality. There has to be some toxic word to describe her beauty. I will certainly like to see her as a Coventry escorts
March 23rd, 2009 at 8:37 am
Great song. Taylor Swift is one of the best songwriters nowadays.