I Wanna Keep Huggin’
If you’ve ever pined to watch NFL stars going head-to-head with a couple of B-list celebs in a rousing game of Simon Says then today is like an early fucking Christmas. Savor this for all it’s worth, and always remember that Jason Taylor’s “game face” is no match for his “man-hug face.”
That was K-Pax gay. It’s a shame they couldn’t get Pharoahe Monch to emcee…
…and instead of having crappy celebs compete with menacing football players might I suggest another change of pace?
HT: Professional Cheerleader Blog
And a special thanks to my colleague J.E. Skeets. Be sure to go and vote for The Basketball Jones’ delightful podcast. It’s like Strange Brew for basketball!
Enjoy your weekend everyone, I’ll be toiling away over at Deadspin so feel free to join in on the fun and send me some links (preferably the good kind).
Tags: Simon Says John Stamos was overmatched, The Friday Cheerleader Posts, this has been a seriously sexy friday
August 31st, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Lavar made the first mental mistake? Stunning.
August 31st, 2007 at 12:32 pm
I couldn’t watch the video. Stuart Scott totally faked me out with the wicked cut he made at the start, and it was all over.
August 31st, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Fuck the trinity inseminate the earth now, take its virginity.
August 31st, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Stu totally thought he saw something coming at him. He does that about once every 3-4 minutes.
August 31st, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Simon says John Stamos feels a little inadequate after Mrs. Stamos got a taste of the Glover.
August 31st, 2007 at 1:53 pm
On a Stamos note, Saget’s HBO special was way funny.
If you were banging a cheerleader, but didn’t make her wear the uniform, that would be weird.
August 31st, 2007 at 2:22 pm
K-Pax Gay?
“Imma get you blood. Imma get you crip.”
August 31st, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Simon says rupture your Achilles…
…good job, LaVar!
August 31st, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Bob Saget’s HBO special was as un-funny as any stand-up I’ve seen in quite some time.
what a clusterfuck that was.
August 31st, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Simon says give wwsm a check plus for the day.
August 31st, 2007 at 5:26 pm
Sorry to be off-topic, but I somebody just clued me in to the fact that Jessica Alba got herpes from Derek Jeter. The fine anti-darks women at Girls Gone Sports even put together a herpes tree laying out what this means for other celebs and fine pieces of ass like Jessica Biel and ScarJo. I realize this might be old news to some of you; I feel just like Mike Vick in saying “Man, why am I always the last motherfucker on Earth to know shit?!”. This definitely puts a damper on my holiday weekend though. As for Derek Jeter, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; I will never understand his appeal. Before this, I always said that if he were on fire at the side of the road as I was driving by, and I wouldn’t even bother to take a piss on him to help him out. Now? I’d be actively siphoning gasoline out of my gas tank to help out the flames.
August 31st, 2007 at 6:44 pm
diesel, this remains a non-MLB site, and yeah, you’re about 9 days late.
http://jezebel.com/gossip/deadspin/did-derek-jeter-gave-poor-jessica-alba-herpes-292440.php
August 31st, 2007 at 9:25 pm
I had to watch this with only one eye, since Stewart Scott had two good ones. Seems only fair.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:35 pm
After all these years, “Simon Says” is still one of the best songs I’ve ever gotten stuck in my head.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:04 pm
That dude will totally survive when I shoot him in the head. HAHA! I didn’t say Simon Says!