It was just last week that we were first able to gaze upon GQ’s latest photo stylings of some of the NFL’s hot young quarterbacks. This week, as is the natural progression of Internet Things, come the Photoshopped images (all courtesy of our good friend 289).

The Ironic Hall of Mirrors shattered when Ben hit a motorcycle-driving Steely McBeam.

Hey, someone’s gotta fill the void left in the dogfighting world.

Ugh. I’d rather be Travis Henry.

“Where you been, Romo? The whole steel industry’s gay.”

Actually, this one isn’t Photoshopped.

Your move, Dan V.