Comments on: God, I Can’t Wait To Go Home And Masturbate

By: J.L. White

J.L. White — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 07:42:00 +0000

Perhaps it was Wadebutter that was all over Tony Romo’s hands when he botched the snap.

(Hmmmm, one second thought, it was probably PK’s Special Sauce, instead.)

By: Jay Byers

Jay Byers — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 06:40:00 +0000

I can’t say the whole Wadebutter thing horrified me too much, mainly because not long after reading this I thought of Wade doing the Truffle Shuffle and had to wash my eyes out with bleach.

By: JAMMQ

JAMMQ — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 00:15:00 +0000

Wade Phillips never had this problem when he was coaching in Buffalo, where there is ZERO smack material within miles.

By: dick_gozinia

dick_gozinia — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 23:35:00 +0000

@smello - That would never be misconstrued as some sort of offer, right?

I think you meant to say mis-construda’d.

By: MannysHeadStash

MannysHeadStash — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 23:16:00 +0000

A car-jacking joke? The unidentifiable corpse of Eddie Griffin thinks it's too soon.

I have no problem with it, however.

By: miamidiesel

miamidiesel — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:47:00 +0000

I’m really glad to be feeling all the love here. I also like this picture of the comely young Ms. Phillips. The red dealies that spin on her jugs certainly do leave me with a “hankerin’ for some spankerin’”…

By: Smello

Smello — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:28:00 +0000

I’m going to start randomly asking male friends if they have a “hankerin’ for some spankerin’”.

That would never be misconstrued as some sort of offer, right?

By: dick_gozinia

dick_gozinia — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:47:00 +0000

Nice job miamidiesel. I was just about to link that same article. She’s a burlesque dancer…and not ugly as shit like those pussycat dolls.

By: The Last Dragon

The Last Dragon — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:11:00 +0000

Shit Miamidiesel. Now I can’t wait to go home……

By: Wormfather

Wormfather — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 20:57:00 +0000

So I go for my afternoon KSK update, open the page and get the This Page is Blocked - Porn, thus making bust out my proxy server.

The point of the story is…1 in every three posts get this site blocked for porn when only 1 in 7 do anything remotely close to porn. Bravo, bravo.