Reader Dan V. is quickly becoming our go-to man for expertly crafted Photoshop work. Here, he shares three terrifying images.
Yes, but even Ralphie didn’t have such a dopey laugh.
I’m pretty sure the implication here is that Romeo Crennel is subpar. It’s not meant to be racist. But, if Dan was being racist, then Girls Gone Sports definitely approve.
Oh, that is fucking scary. I ain’t sleeping tonight.
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Anyone else see Dennis Hastert’s photo in the paper this morning and immediately imagine half his head merged with half of Madden’s?
Look, if black people don’t want we white folks to think they’re all the same they should do something to differentiate themselves, like maybe paint some stripes on themselves like the chick in the Hungry Like the Wolf video or maybe some dots like that chick in the porno I saw (could be the same woman, I can’t be sure). Or even better, numbered signs. Just saying.
/racism
Like the Cap’n, Mike Holmgren demands that he gets paid up front in cash. No checks, that was the deal.
@john: actually, i got the story from the drudge report, which linked to the FOX News story (i realize that probably doesn’t make it any better)… whatever, it’s the first i’ve heard of it, i don’t recall anybody on KSK mentioning it before, and it definitely hasn’t been in one of the offseason adventures yet… so i suggest you go fornicate yourself with an iron rod
@ smeos
That isn’t Scotty, that is Captain Kangaroo.
And Romeo Crennel sucks ass, that’s why he’s coaching the Browns. Better looking than softball playing “blondes” from Texas though.
@miamidiesel
yeah. that story broke about three weeks ago. when the lawsuit was filed. everywhere. i’m scared that a KSK reader gets their ‘breaking news’ from FOXnews
Great. I used to adore Mike Holmgren in a non (semi) gay way. Now, whenever I see him, I’ll only see Scotty.
Jim Mora Jr. looks kind of like Checkov . . .
Fuck. My. Ass.
You guys have to see this Ookie story.
Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”
The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.
BDD, I think it’s time for you to step up with another episode of Offseason Adventures…
Oh yes, sir. Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful.
I heard Tommy Lee Jones is going to play Two Face Gibbs in the movie. Scary!
Jaws sometimes wears the Falling Down glasses, like here, but I guess it wouldn’t work well with that big smile…
Wonderfully disturbing, thanks!
hmm try this
http://flickr.com/photos/53225926@N00/1117930647/
my employer went ahead and blocked me from that…looking forward to checking that later!
http://bayimg.com/PaFcCAAbK
there you go chief, enjoy
Reader Dan V., can you put one together with Jaws and the Michael Douglas character in Falling Down?
Oh, OK. I was wondering what Romeo to do with a rattlesnake.
Girl Gone Sports don’t know what Romeo Crennel looks like since all black people look alike.
Just like all dumb blondes with big-tits.
They’ll be hanging that photo on the Dark Hills Mall Wall of Fame.
Is it just me or does Holmgren kinda look like Carl from ATHF.
I figured. Ever since the Julius Jones story fiasco, I’ve had to be extra vigilant.
Trust me, when I’m being racist, you’ll know it.
I just really think poorly of Romeo Crennel’s ability to expertly fulfill the duties of an NFL head coach.