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	<title>Comments on: David Carr Marauds Through North Carolina Killing Children Oh God the Humanity</title>
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		<title>By: JAMMQ</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/david-carr-marauds-through-north.html/comment-page-1#comment-28360</link>
		<dc:creator>JAMMQ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Aug 2007 06:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>BTW . . . this is what I said in my comment that got deleted:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;i&gt;What the hell is this? Does CC have a word limit he has to fill while Big Daddy Drew is on vacation?&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;That&#039;s &lt;i&gt;REAL&lt;/i&gt; inflammatory stuff there. Ooooooooooo.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Keep up the good work. And stop taking yourselves so seriously(especially you, Ufford). It&#039;s a blog!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Peace.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BTW . . . this is what I said in my comment that got deleted:</p>
<p><i>What the hell is this? Does CC have a word limit he has to fill while Big Daddy Drew is on vacation?</i></p>
<p>That&#8217;s <i>REAL</i> inflammatory stuff there. Ooooooooooo.</p>
<p>Keep up the good work. And stop taking yourselves so seriously(especially you, Ufford). It&#8217;s a blog!</p>
<p>Peace.</p>
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		<title>By: JAMMQ</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/david-carr-marauds-through-north.html/comment-page-1#comment-28353</link>
		<dc:creator>JAMMQ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2007 22:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Glad to see my comment got censored, it was only a matter of time.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Nice to see that the writers of a fantastic blog are just as sensitive to criticism as anyone else.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Roger Goodell would be proud.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Glad to see my comment got censored, it was only a matter of time.</p>
<p>Nice to see that the writers of a fantastic blog are just as sensitive to criticism as anyone else.</p>
<p>Roger Goodell would be proud.</p>
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		<title>By: DucTape</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/david-carr-marauds-through-north.html/comment-page-1#comment-28156</link>
		<dc:creator>DucTape</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 21:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>love the Onion reference.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>love the Onion reference.</p>
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		<title>By: dick_gozinia</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/david-carr-marauds-through-north.html/comment-page-1#comment-28146</link>
		<dc:creator>dick_gozinia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 18:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Does anybody think that David Carr looks like Zod&#039;s henchman Non (from Superman 2) right here?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Kneel before ZOD!!!! &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/phantomzone/non.jpg</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Does anybody think that David Carr looks like Zod&#8217;s henchman Non (from Superman 2) right here?</p>
<p>Kneel before ZOD!!!! </p>
<p><a href="http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/phantomzone/non.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/phantomzone/non.jpg</a></p>
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		<title>By: STAK</title>
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		<dc:creator>STAK</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OH CHRIST AND MARY ON THE FUCKING CROSS!!!!...........my head is being crushed alive by that bastard SKELETOR!!!!!.........fuck..........i&#039;ll never get laid after this head squishing..........</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OH CHRIST AND MARY ON THE FUCKING CROSS!!!!&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..my head is being crushed alive by that bastard SKELETOR!!!!!&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;fuck&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.i&#8217;ll never get laid after this head squishing&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Matt</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/david-carr-marauds-through-north.html/comment-page-1#comment-28085</link>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 01:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Right after this photo was taken, the kid in the background leveled David from the blindside.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Right after this photo was taken, the kid in the background leveled David from the blindside.</p>
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		<title>By: Shan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 00:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He sure knows how to impress the ladies. If you can&#039;t get them with your utter devotion to the happiness of children, show them how strong you are by feeding on the young, in order to attract a new mate.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He sure knows how to impress the ladies. If you can&#8217;t get them with your utter devotion to the happiness of children, show them how strong you are by feeding on the young, in order to attract a new mate.</p>
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		<title>By: Jackin'4Beats</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/david-carr-marauds-through-north.html/comment-page-1#comment-28079</link>
		<dc:creator>Jackin'4Beats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 21:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;say what you will about him, at least Brady Quinn confines his affections to consenting &lt;b&gt;male&lt;/b&gt; teenagers&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;FIXED.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>say what you will about him, at least Brady Quinn confines his affections to consenting <b>male</b> teenagers</i>.</p>
<p>FIXED.</p>
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		<title>By: MannysHeadStash</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/david-carr-marauds-through-north.html/comment-page-1#comment-28078</link>
		<dc:creator>MannysHeadStash</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 20:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>From there David headed straight for the trunk of his car.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From there David headed straight for the trunk of his car.</p>
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		<title>By: BigRicks</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/david-carr-marauds-through-north.html/comment-page-1#comment-28077</link>
		<dc:creator>BigRicks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 19:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He&#039;s giving that kid the Cranium Crush.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;/obscure WWF Finishing Move</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He&#8217;s giving that kid the Cranium Crush.</p>
<p>/obscure WWF Finishing Move</p>
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