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	<title>Comments on: David Carr Marauds Through North Carolina Killing Children Oh God the Humanity</title>
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		<title>By: JAMMQ</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/david-carr-marauds-through-north.html#comment-28360</link>
		<dc:creator>JAMMQ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Aug 2007 06:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>BTW . . . this is what I said in my comment that got deleted:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;i&gt;What the hell is this? Does CC have a word limit he has to fill while Big Daddy Drew is on vacation?&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;That's &lt;i&gt;REAL&lt;/i&gt; inflammatory stuff there. Ooooooooooo.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Keep up the good work. And stop taking yourselves so seriously(especially you, Ufford). It's a blog!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Peace.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BTW . . . this is what I said in my comment that got deleted:</p>
<p><i>What the hell is this? Does CC have a word limit he has to fill while Big Daddy Drew is on vacation?</i></p>
<p>That&#8217;s <i>REAL</i> inflammatory stuff there. Ooooooooooo.</p>
<p>Keep up the good work. And stop taking yourselves so seriously(especially you, Ufford). It&#8217;s a blog!</p>
<p>Peace.</p>
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		<title>By: JAMMQ</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/david-carr-marauds-through-north.html#comment-28353</link>
		<dc:creator>JAMMQ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2007 22:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Glad to see my comment got censored, it was only a matter of time.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Nice to see that the writers of a fantastic blog are just as sensitive to criticism as anyone else.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Roger Goodell would be proud.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Glad to see my comment got censored, it was only a matter of time.</p>
<p>Nice to see that the writers of a fantastic blog are just as sensitive to criticism as anyone else.</p>
<p>Roger Goodell would be proud.</p>
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		<title>By: DucTape</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/david-carr-marauds-through-north.html#comment-28156</link>
		<dc:creator>DucTape</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 21:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>love the Onion reference.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>love the Onion reference.</p>
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		<title>By: dick_gozinia</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/david-carr-marauds-through-north.html#comment-28146</link>
		<dc:creator>dick_gozinia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 18:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Does anybody think that David Carr looks like Zod's henchman Non (from Superman 2) right here?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Kneel before ZOD!!!! &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/phantomzone/non.jpg</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Does anybody think that David Carr looks like Zod&#8217;s henchman Non (from Superman 2) right here?</p>
<p>Kneel before ZOD!!!! </p>
<p><a href="http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/phantomzone/non.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/phantomzone/non.jpg</a></p>
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		<title>By: STAK</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/david-carr-marauds-through-north.html#comment-28095</link>
		<dc:creator>STAK</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OH CHRIST AND MARY ON THE FUCKING CROSS!!!!...........my head is being crushed alive by that bastard SKELETOR!!!!!.........fuck..........i'll never get laid after this head squishing..........</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OH CHRIST AND MARY ON THE FUCKING CROSS!!!!&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..my head is being crushed alive by that bastard SKELETOR!!!!!&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;fuck&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.i&#8217;ll never get laid after this head squishing&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Matt</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/david-carr-marauds-through-north.html#comment-28085</link>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 01:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Right after this photo was taken, the kid in the background leveled David from the blindside.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Right after this photo was taken, the kid in the background leveled David from the blindside.</p>
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		<title>By: Shan</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/david-carr-marauds-through-north.html#comment-28084</link>
		<dc:creator>Shan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 00:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He sure knows how to impress the ladies. If you can't get them with your utter devotion to the happiness of children, show them how strong you are by feeding on the young, in order to attract a new mate.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He sure knows how to impress the ladies. If you can&#8217;t get them with your utter devotion to the happiness of children, show them how strong you are by feeding on the young, in order to attract a new mate.</p>
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		<title>By: Jackin'4Beats</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/david-carr-marauds-through-north.html#comment-28079</link>
		<dc:creator>Jackin'4Beats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 21:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;say what you will about him, at least Brady Quinn confines his affections to consenting &lt;b&gt;male&lt;/b&gt; teenagers&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;FIXED.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>say what you will about him, at least Brady Quinn confines his affections to consenting <b>male</b> teenagers</i>.</p>
<p>FIXED.</p>
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		<title>By: MannysHeadStash</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/david-carr-marauds-through-north.html#comment-28078</link>
		<dc:creator>MannysHeadStash</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 20:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>From there David headed straight for the trunk of his car.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From there David headed straight for the trunk of his car.</p>
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		<title>By: BigRicks</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/david-carr-marauds-through-north.html#comment-28077</link>
		<dc:creator>BigRicks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 19:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He's giving that kid the Cranium Crush.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;/obscure WWF Finishing Move</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He&#8217;s giving that kid the Cranium Crush.</p>
<p>/obscure WWF Finishing Move</p>
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