David Carr Marauds Through North Carolina Killing Children Oh God the Humanity
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(Passersby were amazed by the thanks to reader B.J.)
Tags: captain caveman, quarterbacks
August 8th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
+1
August 8th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
My God the HUMANITY!!!!!!
August 8th, 2007 at 1:08 pm
Why is he wearing a bike helmet?
August 8th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
it looks like he is getting ready to drop kick that kid.
August 8th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Excellent reference, good sir.
August 8th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
SundayNightIsFootballNight
SundayNightIsFootballNight
SundayNightIsFootballNight
SundayNightIsFootballNight
August 8th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
David Carr-1, North Carolina Children -0
August 8th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
No caption contest?
August 8th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Starter and most wanted marauder by week 6
August 8th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Mmmm…tight pants.
God, I love football.
August 8th, 2007 at 2:08 pm
A man that pretty and well-groomed should not be left alone with young boys.
Rumor has it he’s being heavily recruited by the Catholic Arch-dioces in North Carolina now thanks to that picture!
August 8th, 2007 at 2:08 pm
We feast on babies regularly in NC, but we use a vinegar base, as opposed to your more common Memphis-style tomato/ketchup base.
August 8th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
the kid in the red appears to be wrestling an ewok.
August 8th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
yo tony you don’t weigh much, joey, grab me some capicola. ohh wait, my name is david carr? no its davey carracocci. yooooooooooooooooo
what a herb
August 8th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Fucking Unbelievable.
August 8th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
“I’m crushing your head.”
/Kids in the Hall flashback
August 8th, 2007 at 2:59 pm
Looks like someone’s been reading the print version of the Onion.
T. Herman Zweibel would be proud.
August 8th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
I was going to say the same thing otto man
August 8th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
In typical David Carr fashion, no offensive line anywhere to protect him from these kids.
August 8th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
children’s bloodkkake?
August 8th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Did it pop like a grape?
Informed readers want to know.
August 8th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
say what you will about him, at least Brady Quinn confines his affections to consenting teenagers.
August 8th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
when did david carr become a cholo?
August 8th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
He’s giving that kid the Cranium Crush.
/obscure WWF Finishing Move
August 8th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
From there David headed straight for the trunk of his car.
August 8th, 2007 at 5:35 pm
say what you will about him, at least Brady Quinn confines his affections to consenting male teenagers.
FIXED.
August 8th, 2007 at 8:03 pm
He sure knows how to impress the ladies. If you can’t get them with your utter devotion to the happiness of children, show them how strong you are by feeding on the young, in order to attract a new mate.
August 8th, 2007 at 9:27 pm
Right after this photo was taken, the kid in the background leveled David from the blindside.
August 9th, 2007 at 3:24 am
OH CHRIST AND MARY ON THE FUCKING CROSS!!!!………..my head is being crushed alive by that bastard SKELETOR!!!!!………fuck……….i’ll never get laid after this head squishing……….
August 9th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Does anybody think that David Carr looks like Zod’s henchman Non (from Superman 2) right here?
Kneel before ZOD!!!!
http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/phantomzone/non.jpg
August 9th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
love the Onion reference.
August 10th, 2007 at 6:59 pm
Glad to see my comment got censored, it was only a matter of time.
Nice to see that the writers of a fantastic blog are just as sensitive to criticism as anyone else.
Roger Goodell would be proud.
August 11th, 2007 at 2:17 am
BTW . . . this is what I said in my comment that got deleted:
What the hell is this? Does CC have a word limit he has to fill while Big Daddy Drew is on vacation?
That’s REAL inflammatory stuff there. Ooooooooooo.
Keep up the good work. And stop taking yourselves so seriously(especially you, Ufford). It’s a blog!
Peace.