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(Passersby were amazed by the thanks to reader B.J.)


BTW . . . this is what I said in my comment that got deleted:
What the hell is this? Does CC have a word limit he has to fill while Big Daddy Drew is on vacation?
That’s REAL inflammatory stuff there. Ooooooooooo.
Keep up the good work. And stop taking yourselves so seriously(especially you, Ufford). It’s a blog!
Peace.
Glad to see my comment got censored, it was only a matter of time.
Nice to see that the writers of a fantastic blog are just as sensitive to criticism as anyone else.
Roger Goodell would be proud.
love the Onion reference.
Does anybody think that David Carr looks like Zod’s henchman Non (from Superman 2) right here?
Kneel before ZOD!!!!
http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/phantomzone/non.jpg
OH CHRIST AND MARY ON THE FUCKING CROSS!!!!………..my head is being crushed alive by that bastard SKELETOR!!!!!………fuck……….i’ll never get laid after this head squishing……….
Right after this photo was taken, the kid in the background leveled David from the blindside.
He sure knows how to impress the ladies. If you can’t get them with your utter devotion to the happiness of children, show them how strong you are by feeding on the young, in order to attract a new mate.
say what you will about him, at least Brady Quinn confines his affections to consenting male teenagers.
FIXED.
From there David headed straight for the trunk of his car.
He’s giving that kid the Cranium Crush.
/obscure WWF Finishing Move
when did david carr become a cholo?
say what you will about him, at least Brady Quinn confines his affections to consenting teenagers.
Did it pop like a grape?
Informed readers want to know.
children’s bloodkkake?
In typical David Carr fashion, no offensive line anywhere to protect him from these kids.
I was going to say the same thing otto man
Looks like someone’s been reading the print version of the Onion.
T. Herman Zweibel would be proud.
“I’m crushing your head.”
/Kids in the Hall flashback
Fucking Unbelievable.
yo tony you don’t weigh much, joey, grab me some capicola. ohh wait, my name is david carr? no its davey carracocci. yooooooooooooooooo
what a herb
the kid in the red appears to be wrestling an ewok.
We feast on babies regularly in NC, but we use a vinegar base, as opposed to your more common Memphis-style tomato/ketchup base.
A man that pretty and well-groomed should not be left alone with young boys.
Rumor has it he’s being heavily recruited by the Catholic Arch-dioces in North Carolina now thanks to that picture!
Mmmm…tight pants.
God, I love football.
Starter and most wanted marauder by week 6
No caption contest?
David Carr-1, North Carolina Children -0
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Excellent reference, good sir.
it looks like he is getting ready to drop kick that kid.
Why is he wearing a bike helmet?
My God the HUMANITY!!!!!!
+1