Please Explain To Me The Spasm That I Noticed Some Of My Darker-Complected Friends Endure When They lollerskates

49 Bernard Pollard

Position: DB
Height: 6-1
Weight: 224
Born: 12/23/1984
College: Purdue
NFL Experience: 2
Moves: Plentiful

děkuji: Adam at Arrowhead Addict

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9 Responses to “Please Explain To Me The Spasm That I Noticed Some Of My Darker-Complected Friends Endure When They lollerskates”

  1. Rob I Says:

    This is MMP’s funniest post ever.

  2. Total BS Says:

    Is it just me or is comedy getting lazier and lazier?

  3. flubby Says:

    oh shit we forgot the jokes

  4. Otto Man Says:

    When did this site turn into a Dadaist collective?

  5. Jarrett Carter Says:

    they should’ve made it rain playbook pages.

  6. Jackin'4Beats Says:

    So he’s a Chippendale’s dancer in the off-season? Or maybe he’s a stripper at a gay strip club.

  7. Wormfather Says:

    When I first saw that clip, I lost all ability to get an errection for like 2 days. Not porn, not violence, nothing could bring it back. I wasnt even getting morning wood.

  8. NDub Says:

    It’s funny how he talks about the girls in Fort Wayne. I’m from the area and can think of a few strippers who dance like that. Except substitute the muscles for ass acne and herpes.

  9. Crapass Says:

    I can confirm.

    That is how they do it in Fort Wayne.

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