Comments on: 1-800-StayDownBitch http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/1-800-staydownbitch.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 00:39:38 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Mr. http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/1-800-staydownbitch.html/comment-page-1#comment-28981 Mr. Fri, 17 Aug 2007 15:26:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/1-800-staydownbitch.html#comment-28981 "Ruff ruff, arf, woof, Vick, bark bark, bodyslammed me, ruff ruff bark, didn't kill me, bark arf, head hurts, ruff arf arf arf..." “Ruff ruff, arf, woof, Vick, bark bark, bodyslammed me, ruff ruff bark, didn’t kill me, bark arf, head hurts, ruff arf arf arf…”

]]> By: Jay Byers http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/1-800-staydownbitch.html/comment-page-1#comment-28757 Jay Byers Thu, 16 Aug 2007 16:21:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/1-800-staydownbitch.html#comment-28757 HI STOP THIS IS TANK JOHNSON STOP I WANT TO GO TO REHAB STOP I AM EXCESSIVELY DEPENDENENT ON ALCOHOL STOP PLEASE EXPECT ME TO RESIST AND SO FEEL FREE TO USE FULL FORCE ON ME IF NECESSARY STOP LOVE TANK JOHNSON STOP<br/><br/>P.S. THIS REALLY IS TANK STOP<br/><br/>P.P.S. DON'T LET HIM EVER STOP. HI STOP THIS IS TANK JOHNSON STOP I WANT TO GO TO REHAB STOP I AM EXCESSIVELY DEPENDENENT ON ALCOHOL STOP PLEASE EXPECT ME TO RESIST AND SO FEEL FREE TO USE FULL FORCE ON ME IF NECESSARY STOP LOVE TANK JOHNSON STOP

P.S. THIS REALLY IS TANK STOP

P.P.S. DON’T LET HIM EVER STOP.

]]> By: Scott http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/1-800-staydownbitch.html/comment-page-1#comment-28714 Scott Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:40:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/1-800-staydownbitch.html#comment-28714 I'm going upstairs to masturbate(I'm going upstairs to masturbate)<br/><br/>- Joe Montana I’m going upstairs to masturbate(I’m going upstairs to masturbate)

- Joe Montana

]]> By: Shane Rollins http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/1-800-staydownbitch.html/comment-page-1#comment-28696 Shane Rollins Wed, 15 Aug 2007 18:55:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/1-800-staydownbitch.html#comment-28696 "Hello there, this is Steve Young, I like long walks on the beach and spending my nights at the Blue Oyster. What? Oh, sorry, thought this was the Date Line." “Hello there, this is Steve Young, I like long walks on the beach and spending my nights at the Blue Oyster. What? Oh, sorry, thought this was the Date Line.”

]]> By: jmorrisking http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/1-800-staydownbitch.html/comment-page-1#comment-28692 jmorrisking Wed, 15 Aug 2007 18:45:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/1-800-staydownbitch.html#comment-28692 This would explain the quizzical looks on my neighbor's faces when I was cutting the grass at 4 am after a game. Thanks for clearing that up. This would explain the quizzical looks on my neighbor’s faces when I was cutting the grass at 4 am after a game. Thanks for clearing that up.

]]> By: dick_gozinia http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/1-800-staydownbitch.html/comment-page-1#comment-28668 dick_gozinia Wed, 15 Aug 2007 17:03:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/1-800-staydownbitch.html#comment-28668 @chamomiles davis<br/><br/>Good show...I almost did the Eric Lindros post. I was gonna include Scott Stevens picking up the phone half way through the message and scaring Lindros into hanging up.<br/><br/>Stevens: "I may be retired, but I'll find you Lindros. Don't put your head down while crossing the street or walking back to your car with groceries... Because I'm everywhere."<br/><br/>Lindros: "Uhhh...ummm...Sorry! Wrong Number!" *hangs up* <br/><br/>Lindros then curls up into a ball in his closet and cries quietly. @chamomiles davis

Good show…I almost did the Eric Lindros post. I was gonna include Scott Stevens picking up the phone half way through the message and scaring Lindros into hanging up.

Stevens: “I may be retired, but I’ll find you Lindros. Don’t put your head down while crossing the street or walking back to your car with groceries… Because I’m everywhere.”

Lindros: “Uhhh…ummm…Sorry! Wrong Number!” *hangs up*

Lindros then curls up into a ball in his closet and cries quietly.

]]> By: Ken Dynamo http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/1-800-staydownbitch.html/comment-page-1#comment-28666 Ken Dynamo Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:31:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/1-800-staydownbitch.html#comment-28666 i think eli might actually call that line BEFORE he gets sacked. i think eli might actually call that line BEFORE he gets sacked.

]]> By: Chamomiles Davis http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/1-800-staydownbitch.html/comment-page-1#comment-28665 Chamomiles Davis Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:25:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/1-800-staydownbitch.html#comment-28665 "Hi, this is Eric Lindros, and I'm calling because I've had, like ten or something of these things, and... Oh, N *EFF* L? Sorry about that. Goodbye!"<br/><br/><i>(five minutes later...)</i><br/><br/>"Hi, this is Eric Lindros, and I'm calling because I've had, like ten or something of these things, and..." “Hi, this is Eric Lindros, and I’m calling because I’ve had, like ten or something of these things, and… Oh, N *EFF* L? Sorry about that. Goodbye!”

(five minutes later…)

“Hi, this is Eric Lindros, and I’m calling because I’ve had, like ten or something of these things, and…”

]]> By: dick_gozinia http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/1-800-staydownbitch.html/comment-page-1#comment-28662 dick_gozinia Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:09:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/1-800-staydownbitch.html#comment-28662 Kordell Stewart: These concussions have not effected me in the least bit. Tell Bill Cowher I'm ready to go Sunday. I can play quarterback ... tailback ... wide out ... punter ... first down marker mover guy ... hot dog vendor... quarterback ... offensive line coach ... quarterback ... Bill Cowher's upper lip ... <br/><br/>I'm Slash damnit. Kordell Stewart: These concussions have not effected me in the least bit. Tell Bill Cowher I’m ready to go Sunday. I can play quarterback … tailback … wide out … punter … first down marker mover guy … hot dog vendor… quarterback … offensive line coach … quarterback … Bill Cowher’s upper lip …

I’m Slash damnit.

]]> By: gerry dorsey http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/1-800-staydownbitch.html/comment-page-1#comment-28649 gerry dorsey Wed, 15 Aug 2007 15:04:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/1-800-staydownbitch.html#comment-28649 at first i thought that might be from dexter manley. at first i thought that might be from dexter manley.

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