Comments on: This Week’s KSK Commenter Draft: Methods By Which You Would Commit Career Suicide If You Were a Celebrity

By: Melida Inglis

Melida Inglis — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 06:52:10 +0000

I feel that somewhere in the darkest night a candle glows. I think for anyone who goes astray an individual will arrive to display the way.”

By: Rip Slagcheek

Rip Slagcheek — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 03:26:00 +0000

Speak only using memes from 4chan.

"Well, Oprah, I'd just really like to say- tits or get the fuck out."

"This Breast Cancer Awareness march needs moar pooper."

The public would hate me for becoming a depraved asshole and the /b/tards would hate me for drawing in unwanted attention.

By: Rick Muscles

Rick Muscles — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 02:12:00 +0000

@casserole mistake:
the only bright eyes song i like is road to joy. me and my cd player keep that a secret, also.

By: casserolemistake

casserolemistake — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 09:08:00 +0000

@rick muscles
listening to dropkick is not something to hide, bright eyes on the other hand…

p.s. i get to see dropkick murphys for free because big drunk concerts is the only thing Buffalo does right (aside from having The U alum knock up teachers).

By: AnEasyMark

AnEasyMark — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 06:31:00 +0000

Confess to overdosing Terrell Owens. Use ‘gay panic defense’ to avoid jail time.

By: Travis

Travis — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 21:41:00 +0000

I would penetrate every female in Norby’s family…I bet he would hate that shit (wouldn’t you)?

By: Rick Muscles

Rick Muscles — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 21:12:00 +0000

admit that i listen to the drop kick murphys. that is a secret for me and my car.

By: Hats For Bats

Hats For Bats — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 20:50:00 +0000

I’d pull an early-90s Red Hot Chili Peppers, and go onstage wearing only socks.

Socks, my cat.

By: B

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 20:49:00 +0000

Get caught in bed with Salmon Rushdie. I hear he’s a giver.

By: Slash

Slash — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 20:29:00 +0000

K, back to Celebrity Career Suicide: again as a producer/director, I’d locate a shoot in some shithole third-world country and hire only locals and pay them $5 a day (none of this union wage shit) to work. One of the stunts would be super-dangerous, so a couple of them would get killed, but it’s alright because over there, you can easily buy off a poor family with a couple of goats.

Again, this movie would star Robin Williams and Rosie O’Donnell (they get in front of a blue screen for all their shots, so they don’t know about the third-world crap until the movie comes out) as a married couple on vacation in, say, Afghanistan. Hilarious hijinks ensue. And yes, there’s an explicit sex scene.