There are drugs AND guns in here! That’s legal, right?
Don’t forget to charge me for my lethal hands. They’re like cobras!!!!!
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"Sure Officer, You Can Search My Car!"
Fuck Bill Maas sideways.
This is kind of like when I was driving drunk and rammed into a parked car then called the cops on myself. Except I didnt make the news
It’s situations like this where the second verse of Jay-Z’s “99 Problems” comes in real handy.
Is it in poor form to consider this the first win of the season for my Skins?
Now if only Paul Maguire would start looking at kiddie porn or something, and get my Wolverines up to a 1-0 start.
bucktown- that was my first thought as well
nobody hates on the skins like bill maas.
Ahhh, nothing like waking up from a Maker’s Mark induced 12 hour nap, to check your news of the day, and find out that the one and only, infamous, well rounded, well spoken (he speaks so well!), intelligent, witty, charismatic, caring, cute as a button, Bill Maas just got nailed for drugs and weapons.
What is this world coming to when someone of his stature and bearing is in trouble for carrying those things that us gentlemen of the day prefer to own and use?
(wtf, was he going to a rave? did he have glow sticks, pacifiers, and candy bracelets in the car too? dumbfuck)
UM â€” It’s the biggest problem with being a sub .500 team. You get the D-team for announcers.
Who’s the new flag holder for “Your Team Sucks” announcing?
On behalf of Chiefs fans everywhere, I’d like to apologize to the world for Bill Maas. He was fine on the O-line, but whoever decided to let him do his Junior John Madden routine in front of a microphone should be shot.
As for his replacement? Who knows. If there’s a missing and mildly retarded Albert brother out there, they’ll probably give him the gig.
the only real surprise here is that you haven’t gotten more use out of the “idiots” tag
And yet Dan Deirdorf still walks the streets.
and i thought it was lions fans that felt like they got stuck with him every game. this is the best news i’ve heard in a long time. maybe years! oh wait no, jerry falwell did die recently.
I can only pray that it is Chiefs Radio Hall of Famer Bill Griggggsby!
I think I’ll have some more of this fine OOooZarka Natural Spring Water Leonard!
The Delaware County Sports Legends Hall of Fame is not amused. Somewhere, Joe Klecko is weeping.
UM, I’m sure that was Maas’ intention for his female companion — all that white pony in order to get her to ride it.
Now, if we can only get Tony Siragusa on some trumped up charge to keep him off the sidelines, I’ll be happy.
Didn’t Siragusa try to ride up the St. Louis arch? When I say that I was SO praying he would get stuck.
bill maas is like a modern day cincinnati bengal.
One annoying FOX color analyst down, 1,318 to go . . .
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