Comments on: Special Instructions For Vick ‘Haters’:The Ookie Manifesto, As Submitted To (And Denied By) Our Good Friends At Deadspin

By: elaine in pittsburgh

elaine in pittsburgh — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 14:00:03 +0000

just stumbled upon your blog and man, what an asshole YOU are. Personally,I would like to see a PPV event in which Michael Vick and his followers (like you) are tossed into the pit with the dogs. The money raised could be given to animal welfare organizations. How about that? You stupid morons keep comparing the suffering of animals to that of humans. Keep one thing in mind: When humans suffer, no matter how,they know that sooner or later, somehow, it will end. They know they will either DIE, which is an ENDING, or they will somehow get out of the situation–injured or not. Animals only live in the present, and do not have the intelligence to “see” an end to their suffering. And THAT is what makes the suffering of animals worse than that of humans. I don’t expect someone like you to be able to comprehend this, as all you have is a foul mouth and NO intellect, but I thought I’d post this reply anyway.

By: james24

james24 — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 16:45:00 +0000

Am I missing something here, but why is the nickname Ookie funny? I don’t get it – Ron Mexico was a whole other story, and I reall WANT Ookie to be a funny name, but such things can’t be forced. Boo.

By: PeteJayhawk

PeteJayhawk — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:31:00 +0000

@my hero zero – I’ll gladly buy that bumper sticker and stick it right next to the one that reads, “The only scary thing about a one-armed man trying to scare someone is the fact that he feels that his one arm is only good for trying to scare somebody.”

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:18:00 +0000

Listen, I was just trying to voice my opinion on Deadspin, OK?

By: ColeTrain

ColeTrain — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 14:50:00 +0000

G.I. JOE!!!!

By: Ken Dynamo

Ken Dynamo — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 13:55:00 +0000

i dont understand the combudsman over at deadspin. sounds fascist to me. herr lietch.

By: CW aka Chad SexingtonÂ®

CW aka Chad SexingtonÂ® — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 13:21:00 +0000

Free Ookie! (And the Caps Lock.)

By: Jackin'4Beats

Jackin'4Beats — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 05:05:00 +0000

And the Klan Kommenters can eat Rhino dick in the hot sun of Blogfrica.

By: Jackin'4Beats

Jackin'4Beats — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 05:04:00 +0000

That was pure comedy at its best. Loved the recap at the end to tie a bow on the Ookie Manifesto.

Ray Buchannon and Eugene Robinson are both bitches. That hooker’s clear heels were falling out of EUGE’s jersey when he was chasing Rod Smith to the endzone.

By: The Big Picture

The Big Picture — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 04:39:00 +0000

the salvation army can go fuck itself.