Comments on: She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years

By: Jackin'4Beats

Jackin'4Beats — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 14:03:00 +0000

Maybe she a gold-digging aboriginie. You know they are all the rage these days.

By: Phishisgr8

Phishisgr8 — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 20:48:00 +0000

Is that bitch black or white?

Normally, I mean. Not after Big Ur whitewashes her.

By: Slash

Slash — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 23:40:00 +0000

What Jackin'4beats said.

I'm not sure who to hate on more, the gold-digging skank or the multimillionaire who bones gold-digging skanks and then whines like a little bitch when she drags him into court for more money. According to the Chicago Sun Times, he makes $300,000 a month. Then again, also according to the Sun Times, she's a real estate broker.

How is it I live in a city with 4 professional sports teams and I'm not getting any of that baby mama action?

By: Brad

Brad — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 20:45:00 +0000

From Greg Olsen (G-Reg): I told you not to second nut all in her eye. Do you think she’s about trains?

By: rar288

rar288 — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 20:19:00 +0000

Alright, I’m on Urlacher’s side here, but that text to Lance: “Sign the fucking papers you jealous bitch” was comedic brilliance. Good one UM… you fucking douche :)

As far as the texts messages go though, he really didn’t say anything illegal or wrong, it shouldn’t even be in the news. So he called her a whore…. guess what? SHE IS!

And he didn’t call his son a pussy, he said “your raising him to be a pussy.” I can’t blame a man for not wanting his kid to grow up to be a spoiled little brat who bitches about everything. That’s just good parenting.

By: J.L. White

J.L. White — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:41:00 +0000

I’m positive when the 2-year-old is old enough to have a cell phone, Urlacher will be sending this child text messages calling he/she/it a fucking pig.

By: Lord Farceface

Lord Farceface — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 18:57:00 +0000

He seriously called a 2 year-old a “little pussy?” That’s fantastic. “Pussbasket” would have been a better motivator, but “little pussy” really brings the disdain to the forefront. Urlacher’s my hero.

By: Jackin'4Beats

Jackin'4Beats — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 17:28:00 +0000

Urlacher is soooooo not bullshittin' dawg.

Clearly he's not on the roids since he's been able to get three chicks knocked up. Hey Urlacker, they are called CONDOMS. Try using one at some point.

By: Bucktown Skins Fan

Bucktown Skins Fan — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 17:03:00 +0000

Feb. 21, 4:05 p.m.: “That's not a favor we agreed on 7 and your not even out of town jack ass”

This one's actually real.

I literally laughed out loud when I read that he called her a jackass. I got this vision of Urlacher yelling out "JACKASS!" like the dude from Happy Gilmore.

Urlacher asking Tyna out for their first date:

To: Tyna
"Wanna go to the sizzler and catch some grub?"

By: Shan

Shan — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 15:20:00 +0000

He and Dukes are just trying to get rid of these ugly bitches the best way they know how. It isn’t their fault if they haven’t been properly trained to get rid of psychos.