Reggie Bush adds another Sports Illustrated cover to his resume
The Iggles’ Sheldon Brown is on the cover of the latest Sports Illustrated abso-fucking-lutely blowing up Reggie Bush in the playoffs last season. Brown said of laying out Bush:
“It was like running through a cardboard box.
Seriously. Cardboard box.”
Yikes. We say take heart Reggie, he couldn’t have been talking about one of those flimsy little shoe boxes, Brown must was obviously referring to a tough corrugated cardboard box used for shipping major household appliances.
All of this is a mere pretext to post two brief, but glorious, moments of YouTube splendor:
[Big ups to: FO, EaglesChick.com and Bleeding Green Nation.]
July 26th, 2007 at 11:54 am
Knocked the fuck out indeed.
July 26th, 2007 at 11:58 am
Can I get a Stu-free version of that clip?
July 26th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Yeah seriously, “baptized” is that the best he could come up with? Even in the sanitized world of disney, that’s weak.
“Nigga, sit the fuck down” that woudl have been better and PC.”
July 26th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
At Least we’ll be free from the “Jacked Up” stupidity this season. But then again, we still have Berman.
July 26th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Boxy Brown was pissed on and set aflame, so at least Bush can feel better about not having that happen to him.
July 26th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Only something as moronic as “Who’s Now?” could make me miss “Jacked Up!”
Don’t cry for ESPN. They’re already dead.
July 26th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
And flubby: Well played on the Boxy Brown shout-out.
If you haven’t seen it: http://boxy.ytmnd.com/
“I just a WHAT, bitch?”
July 26th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Haha, that Smokey clip is the perfect partner for the smackdown reggie bush took.
July 26th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Yeah…Reggie got knocked the fuck out. But, what the clip doesn’t show is that Reggie got the fuck up right afterward.
He’s a tough little bastard.
July 26th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
At least Reggie will have Kim Kardashian’s huge ass for some additional padding this season.
July 26th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
turleygirlie, if by “got the fuck up right afterward” you mean “crawled around on his hands and knees looking for his displaced dick” then you are correct.
youtube.com/watch?v=QitYjvJXfy8
July 26th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
reagan “the juggernaut” mauia says cardboard boxes are for pussies.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HpiMUKfSKIQ
July 26th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
Saw it flub…he got right the fuck up and then realized he lost his dick and tried to find it.
He had several plays like that last season where we thought he was DONE…and he got up.
July 26th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
“Sweet sassy molassy!”
/it never gets old
July 26th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
awesome hit, though the only problem I see is that Reggie is not wearing a Houston Texans jersey. Fuckin’ Mario Williams………
July 26th, 2007 at 11:28 pm
yeah, scoreboard.
also, how does cardboard goes for a 4.3 yard average?
guess they should have spent sometime focusing on Deuce, too? I seem to remember him carrying five Eggles into the end zone as part of his 140 rushing yards.
funny how brown couldn’t put a hat on that.
face it, brown got lucky.
July 27th, 2007 at 11:41 am
Reggie Bush got right back up?
I don’t fucking think so
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iRLtoiCRlQ8