Nothin’ But A Gay Time
How can I resist?
Who wants action tonight? Satisfaction all night?
Instead of making love, they both made their separate gays.
Looks like Brady enjoys riding something else besides the wind.
Bret, don’t give up an inch if you won’t take him for the mile.
Lose big, mama’s fallen angel.
You gotta cry gay.
You see I pulled into a drive-in and I found a place to park
Brady hopped into the backseat where it’s always nice and dark
I’m just about to move thinkin’ “Bret, this is a breeze”
Then there’s a light in my eye and a guy says “Out of the car, long hair!”
And then Brady said, “But I cut my hair just for you, Mr. Theismann!!!!”
Huge HT to Mondesi’s House for the pic. Those gents run a fine establishment, and I urge you to visit.
On a serious note, I am now really, geniunely rooting for Brady Quinn to be a successful pro. The big galoot has made this offseason 75% more tolerable. I’d hate to see him be the first athlete to ever have his confidence completely destroyed by the Internet. That would make me feel bad. It’s no crime to be a little goofy. On the contrary, it’s quite endearing. Prove the haters wrong, Brady. You can do it, you big gay man!
Tags: Big Daddy Drew, gay, gay quarterbacks, i could do this all day, i hope Brady Quinn doesn't have a nervous breakdown, really really gay quarterbacks
July 10th, 2007 at 8:57 pm
Look what the draft dragged in.
July 10th, 2007 at 9:15 pm
OK, this dude needs a nickname pronto.
As sportsgirl365 can attest to, I’m not creative enough to think of one myself, so I turn to you guys.
July 10th, 2007 at 9:16 pm
“talk dirty to me, bret michaels.” -brady quinn
also, what’s up with the bandana/cowboy hat combo ?
July 10th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
Coulda been worse…coulda been Axl.
July 10th, 2007 at 9:43 pm
He’s the man; meaning both Brady and Bret Michaels
July 10th, 2007 at 9:58 pm
“THAT’S the ‘preppy bottom’ I ordered? Did my words not come out right?”
July 10th, 2007 at 10:10 pm
BDD,
You are my absolute fuckin’ hero.
Brady Quinn: “Unskinny Jock”
July 10th, 2007 at 10:12 pm
Bret, to Brady: “Just give me something to secrete in.”
July 10th, 2007 at 11:05 pm
Brokeback Mountain II - Jocks that Lock
July 10th, 2007 at 11:27 pm
Brady Quinn makes Jeff Garcia look like the Sex Cannon.
July 11th, 2007 at 12:34 am
I’m wondering how in the internets BDD is going to use the “really really gay quarterbacks” tag again. I don’t think Garcia is gay enough for that tag.
July 11th, 2007 at 7:11 am
Admittedly, I’m new here, so I don’t get all the ‘in’ jokes.
But how does a picture of Brady Quinn with Jenna Jameson relate to this blog entry?
July 11th, 2007 at 8:33 am
Bret: Hey Brady, open up and say AHH.
Brady: It ain’t nothing but a good time, how can I resist.
July 11th, 2007 at 8:47 am
i seriously hope the sex cannon bangs the bottom out of quinns girl.
July 11th, 2007 at 8:56 am
espn should have played “every rose has its thorn”, when quinn dropped so far in the first round of the draft.
July 11th, 2007 at 9:07 am
Poor Bret Michaels - he looks as if he just knows this picture is going to end up on the Internet…
come to think of it, he looks like Quinn during hour 3 of draft day.
July 11th, 2007 at 9:21 am
Did someone mention Rick Majerus?
July 11th, 2007 at 9:35 am
Cause baby well be
At the drive-in
In the old mans ford
Behind the bushes
Till I’m screamin’ for more
Down the basement
Lock the cellar door
And baby
Talk dirty to me
Hey, it could have been worse. I hear Jeff Garcia got double teamed by the dudes from Warrant.
July 11th, 2007 at 9:39 am
Meanwhile, Rikki Rockett is forced to go slumming for AFL quarterbacks.
July 11th, 2007 at 9:43 am
@w.a.s., afl or afl 2 qb’s?
July 11th, 2007 at 9:43 am
i hope Brady Quinn doesn’t have a nervous breakdown
That has got to be the best tag so far. Can’t you just see Quinn pulling a Ryan Leaf on a reporter after he throws 4 picks in an exhibition game?
“Those motherfuckers at KSK are really pushing my buttons man, I’m just trying to take it one day at a time.”
July 11th, 2007 at 9:51 am
♪♪ I won’t forget you, Brady.
I won’t forget you…♪♪
July 11th, 2007 at 9:55 am
damn, reading these comments with all the poison lyrics is like a bad trip down memory lane, circa. 1988. the funny thing is brady quinn was about 1 year old when poison released their first album.
July 11th, 2007 at 9:57 am
That’s why Brett Michaels loves those rookie quarterbacks man. He gets older, they stay the same age…
July 11th, 2007 at 10:00 am
+1 to W.A.S.
July 11th, 2007 at 10:00 am
@ whowillsexmutombo
Actually, I heard he got double stuffed by the guys from Nelson.
July 11th, 2007 at 10:20 am
Burnsy:
I actually think I MEANT Nelson. My inability to recall shitty c-list hair metal bands is disgraceful.
I was thinking of the one with the dudes who look like pre-op trannies… does that narrow it down at all?
July 11th, 2007 at 10:22 am
UM- Axl would have stabbed him with a broken beer bottle.
July 11th, 2007 at 11:04 am
just like every gay cowboy sings a sad,sad song, every rose has its thorn
July 11th, 2007 at 11:21 am
Rumor has it that Kordell Stewart hooked up with at least half of Mr. Big. This made David Coverdale extremely jealous, and he took prompt revenge by forcing Cade McNown into giving him a blumpkin deep in the back room of an as-yet-undisclosed West Hollywood bathhouse.
But perhaps I’ve said too much…
July 11th, 2007 at 11:41 am
Move along people…nothing to see here other than a couple of queers. How many days until the opener?
July 11th, 2007 at 11:56 am
“Don’t need nothin’ but a gay time.
How can I resist?
Ain’t lookin’ for nothin’ but a gay time.
And it don’t get gayer than this.”
“‘Hit’ it CC”
July 11th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
Bret and Brady react to the announced decision of their “Who’s Now?” match.