A Long Time Ago, In A Galaxy Far, Far Away From Heterosexuality
Oh yes, friends. It’s time to return to Planet Unicorn. Hold onto your pashminas, mangirls.
Tags: Big Daddy Drew, gay, i have a sausage hangover and this is the only cure
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July 5th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
the planet unicorn remix was fierce (saying fierce is gay, right ?).
July 5th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
wow um aloud you to post this?
July 5th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
wow that’s gay
July 5th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Brady Quinn welcomes Planet Unicorn back to KSK
July 5th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Is it me, or does Cadillac sound like the dude who played Pedro in Napolean Dynamite?
July 5th, 2007 at 1:53 pm
Was that just me or was that remix a Jazzy Phizzle Productshizzle?
July 5th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Seriously, though, Feathers would kill them on Top Model.
July 5th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Racism - Check
Gay-Baiting - Check
I’m banking on a kill kill kill post next to round out the KSK trifecta.
July 5th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
Did the Klan rally in the Julius Jones thread lead to the comments getting shut down?
Probably a wise move. I think Lauren and Mandy were about to go minstrel on us.
July 5th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
@otto man
Do you mean menstrual?
July 5th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
@steel
no rounding outthe trifecta would involve either a grossmen post or a dick joke post (not sure what this would be)
July 5th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Maybe both, but I meant minstrel.
July 5th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
@otto man
where do u find this shit?
July 5th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
Ted Danson approves.
July 5th, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Larry:
I am large. I contain multitudes.
July 5th, 2007 at 2:08 pm
@ otto man
somewhere Al Jolsen is smiling…..
July 5th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
I keep expecting posts like this to get a GaySGay tag.
Also, is this video being the cure for a “sausage” hangover the same as a bloody mary being a cure for a traditional hangover? You know, a little “hair of the dog…”?
July 5th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
@Otto Man
I really want to be a monologue comedian now.
July 5th, 2007 at 2:20 pm
I enjoyed that more than should be permissible.
Dammit, I can’t believe I missed a racial flame war/Klan rally. Fucking Pacific time and this sleeping late stuff.
July 5th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
i too was late to that party. although i’m not too upset i missed it. however, daniel carver is pissed he wasn’t invited.
July 5th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
You know, I almost went with Danson or Jolsen, but decided the acclaimed monologue comedian had a certain purity in his racism.
July 5th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Tell Cadillac and Feathers, we be done.
July 5th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Quite the extreme today - from JJ to All Gay - everyone must be catching up on the work the blew off this morning (yes, I am too)
July 5th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Heyyyyyy!!!
July 5th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
I think the perfect way to round out racisim and gay-bashing is some goog ol’ fashioned, down-to-earth sexism. Here’s my own donation to the effort:
http://pages.city2000.net/~mking/mw4.htm
July 5th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
I agree j.l…. this site is so much better when we can refer to women as cum dumpsters without the need for racial overtones!
July 5th, 2007 at 6:26 pm
This 4th of July was the worst ever.
It was like having a Sunday slammed into the middle of the week.
And then, because of work today, I missed the 1st Annnual KSK racial flamewar.
Fuck!
Tells juggs and red they can suck my pink unicorn(although as a Puerto Rican it’s more of fuscia).
Team previews and sex cannon posts coming soon will serve as the unifying force for the KSK faithful to again become one big bulge of the pants at the rest of society.
Can’t wait.
July 6th, 2007 at 12:56 am
Who cares what the Tri - Delt and the Chi - O have to say? Shouldn’t they be laughed at and ridiculed for ignorance and sluttiness like we do for Paris Hilton.
July 11th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
This stupid song is still stuck in my head.
And yes, whores should be ridiculed… especially if they have communicable diseases.