Dead, A Deer, A Female Deer


Reader John R. sends in this clip of an eagle taking down Bambi. I knew we picked the eagle as our national bird for a good reason. That’ll learn you to nibble on my flowerbed, you fucking doe.

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19 Responses to “Dead, A Deer, A Female Deer”

  1. John S. Says:

    nice

  2. Matt Says:

    +1 for the piledriver.

    By the way:

    Word verification (not lying) is

    jfkdoeb

    JFK Doe = Dead Doe.

  3. Chris Says:

    That looked like the crippler crossface.

  4. devang Says:

    In Philadelphia, they use batteries to take down their prey.

  5. Porthos Says:

    Not to be a nerd, but the video says that’s a Golden Eagle. Our national bird is a Bald Eagle. Still a wicked cool video.

  6. Raskolnikov Says:

    Marquette chose wisely.

  7. Grimey Says:

    That eagle was holding the deer’s tights! Come on, ref!

  8. liquid_d Says:

    And Ben Franklin wanted the turkey as our national bird….what a loser.

  9. Jordan Ginsberg Says:

    I … didn’t know they could do that.

    Kind of makes Canada’s beavers seem a little tame by comparison. We’ve got some nice ones, though.

    No, really.

  10. gerry dorsey Says:

    holy shit!! that bird just bulldogged that bambi!!!

  11. The Last Dragon Says:

    I believe the eagle got 15 for a horsecollar…….

  12. Vanilla Says:

    Despite the Eagle’s apparent prowess it was upset to learn that a deer-killing-Buick had been drafted with the 4th pick in the second round.

  13. SlickBomb Says:

    The best thing about these videos is watching animals die.

  14. whowillsexmutombo? Says:

    If that Eagle isn’t careful, Roger Goodell is going to suspend him until he completes a deer-tolerance course and gets therapy for anger management.

  15. devang Says:

    That was awesome, but I’m still thinking about
    This Brazilian Referee (totally NSFW)

  16. The Pirate Sloth Says:

    After further review, the fur is considered part of the uniform and as such, is legal for use in tackling.

    Now if only the Seahawks’ secondary can learn to tackle like that…. I’d be a happy happy man during each game.

  17. I'm Keith Hernandez Says:

    Body Bag Game indeed.

  18. My Hero Zero Says:

    Note to self: against better judgment, take Atlanta over Milwaukee next NBA season.

  19. J Says:

    that looked like an intentional feeding, like putting a mouse in a snake’s cage, but on a much cooler level.

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