Brady Quinn, Representin’ The West Side Of Douchetown

31 Responses to “Brady Quinn, Representin’ The West Side Of Douchetown”

  1. Murderface Says:

    Heh heh. Douchetown.

  2. Chris Says:

    Pray. For. Mojo.

  3. peytonloveskenny Says:

    I can’t even begin to express how glad I am that the Browns are in the AFC North.

  4. MaxwellDemon Says:

    Man did you pick the right epithet for these pix. The first one would be a lock for hotchickswithdouchebags.com except that the site frowns on celebags. And the chick ain’t hot.

  5. gerry dorsey Says:

    solid “gangsta drivin’ a boat” pose.

  6. Andrew Says:

    Does anyone besides Drew even post for this site anymore?

    Jus sayin.

  7. Cousins of Ron Mexico Says:

    Every time someone cracks a can of Miller Lite, Brady Quinn takes a gay picture.

  8. whowillsexmutombo? Says:

    When you say “ho” he says “mo”.
    “Ho”
    “mo”
    “Ho”
    “Mo!”
    “HO”
    “MO!”

  9. SlickBomb Says:

    This makes up for all the Kardashian-worship.

    Actually, no it doesn’t.

  10. Pemulis Says:

    i think i found the perfect match for him

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAAa5os2yO8

    “can you release me?”

    “excuse my beauty!”

  11. goathair Says:

    He misses his top, Jeff Smardzija.

  12. smeos Says:

    Jesus. I know that quarterbacks are supposed to be your stereotypical douchebags, but . . . goddamn.

    I would pay money to know what was going through his mind in that last picture. He looks like he’s tripping balls.

    Are we that far from the inaugural episode of the Offseason Adventures of Brady Quinn?

  13. Unsilent Majority Says:

    Open containers on a boat? Nooooooo!

  14. Unsilent Majority Says:

    andrew- nope

  15. Grimey Says:

    Maj: It’s legal in Florida (just can’t be in the driver’s seat with it).

    Other places… don’t know.

  16. Awful Chief Says:

    Looks like another homosexual party boat. They have such nice things.

  17. Lionel McClure Says:

    please tell me you saw the pic of the Sex Cannon on the same website. It’s classic.

    http://drunkathletes.synergyofsports.com/2007/01/10/rex-and-the-captain.aspx

    And if for some reason that link doesn’t properly show up in the comment forum, just click the Brady Quinn link you provided and scroll down on the right to where it says “Rex Grossman”.

  18. Big Daddy Drew Says:

    lm, we’ve posted that photo before

  19. Josh Drimmer Says:

    and what fucking sign is he throwing? what set is wanksta enough to claim brady quinn?

  20. flubby Says:

    I think we’ve linked ‘White Chicks & Gang Signs’ before.

    If you haven’t seen it, you owe it to yourself: youtube.com/watch?v=e28lxwlHVhw

  21. Rick Muscles Says:

    Everytime a lineback or a safety… not even a corner back….. picks him off next year (even thought he’s on the bench) i’m going to put my fingers like that.

  22. Tracer Bullet Says:

    Oh fuck’s sake, Brady. Stay away from fucking cameras. Jesus H. Chrst. Learn from your mistakes, goddamnit.

  23. TheNaturalMevs Says:

    I don’t see any photos of him drinking though….

  24. Biggus Rickus Says:

    @mevs:

    He’s drunk on alcohol-laced semen.

  25. Jarrett Carter Says:

    BQ is probably an awesome swimmer and dancer.

  26. TheNaturalMevs Says:

    I heard he poops on towells

  27. Lizzy Says:

    Gay quarterback spirit fingers.

  28. Jackin'4Beats Says:

    Brady Quinn is Fire Island Gay. I’m sooooo glad he’s not on my team - in more ways than one.

  29. Lionel McClure Says:

    Drew, I thought it looked familiar. I was just making sure. I should have know that if there’s a debaucherous photo of Rex Grossman, you’ve posted it.

  30. TheNaturalMevs Says:

    Brady Quinn is Fire Island Gay. I’m sooooo glad he’s not on my team - in more ways than one.

    I’m sooo sure you’ve pulled 1/24th as much ass as him. I’m sooooo sure you could wup his ‘gay’ butt right?

  31. Jackin'4Beats Says:

    I’m POSITIVE I’ve pulled 1/24th of the ass that BJQ has because he’s GAY! GAY MEN ONLY PULL ASS. That’s what they do. And they also take pictures with their hands on each other’s crotch.

    Wait, were you one of those guys in that photo he was feeling up? That was you on the right wasn’t it.

    I don’t fight girls so you and BJQ will have to go provoke someone else.

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