All New Adventures With the NFL Family Circus
Apparently Senor Flubby has previously posted this one with a fairly similar punchline; I hope he doesn’t sue me. Here’s a bonus cartoon to make it up to you, the reader.
Tags: i could do this all day, NFL Family Circus, Unsilent Majority
July 30th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
I don’t know whether to laugh or cringe at the rape stand piece.
July 30th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
what no michael vick nfl family circus ? i for one cringed at the rape stand cartoon.
July 30th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Who here thinks the Family Circus mom is hot?
July 30th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Who plunges toilets in their bare feet?
July 30th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
i think john s. is already scouting for the next “hot cartoon characters you would like to bang” draft. and for the record i think the family circus mom is hot.
July 30th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
you could cut a roast on her face.
July 30th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Blondie and her daughter are hotter.
July 30th, 2007 at 12:30 pm
I’m getting ready to pull a Clasina Valkenberg on the Maj.
July 30th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
i would do more on her face than cut a roast.
July 30th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Great, now I have to find a lawyer
July 30th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Who plunges toilets in their bare feet?
Pfft. Listen to Mr. High and Mighty.
In, with — what’s the difference?
July 30th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
The rape stand one was genius. That poor girl….rape stand AND Matt Leinart won’t fuck her. That sucks.
July 30th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
@ Devang
…no question Blondie and her daughter are number two on the cartoon mother-daughter combo (Cherry Poptart and Pepper Poptart being in the number one slot).
Moreover, I am pretty sure Blondie ranks higher than the Family Circus mom.
However, there is just something about the pixie haircut with the turtle neck that just screams: “I am a suburban housewife who is DYING for the chance to break a man in half with my pelvis because my husband started mailing it in seven years ago.”
July 30th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
similar but waaay better
July 30th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
john s. needs a new hobby
July 30th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
@Maj
Hey… you are just jealous because you can’t see the latent talent in the Family Circus mom.
July 30th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
i thought peter king liked plunging clogged toilets….
http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2007/01/if-i-see-tony-romo-im-gonna-give-him.html
July 30th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
@beaverfever
for all your Ookie jokes
http://dfc.furr.org/archive/304.html
July 30th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
thanks jeff hawkins. that explains where all the family circus/mike vick cartoon are.
July 30th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
NO! I was saving that for the next round.
Bastard readers.
July 30th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
In that bonus one I thought the girl was just mad because Julius Jones wouldn’t sign her tit. (?)
July 30th, 2007 at 3:43 pm
@grungedave,
Yeah that’s right, why dont you just beg the NOIS blog to rain down on us.
July 30th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Yeah that’s right, why dont you just beg the NOIS blog to rain down on us.
Please don’t. I can’t stand all the politeness with the “Sirs”, and him conversing in snotty ivory towered academia.
July 30th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
the best by far was peter king clogging the toilet. peter king probably does take disgusting toilet clogging shits. i bet a p king v mo vaughn gross shit competition would be really close. they would both most likely be able to produce an enourmous pile of shit.
July 30th, 2007 at 5:32 pm
Did someone ask for NOIS to visit this site? Let’s see if we can make that happen…
SIRS!!!
HAHA
July 30th, 2007 at 7:19 pm
I feel both dirty and entertained. And really, isn’t that what being a grown-up is all about?
July 31st, 2007 at 9:43 am
I’ll be that guy….but…
“straight” was spelled incorrectly
Too many years of copywriting… then again the whole “rape stand” thing was cool