Apparently Senor Flubby has previously posted this one with a fairly similar punchline; I hope he doesn’t sue me. Here’s a bonus cartoon to make it up to you, the reader.
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"All New Adventures With the NFL Family Circus"
I don’t know whether to laugh or cringe at the rape stand piece.
what no michael vick nfl family circus ? i for one cringed at the rape stand cartoon.
Who here thinks the Family Circus mom is hot?
Who plunges toilets in their bare feet?
i think john s. is already scouting for the next “hot cartoon characters you would like to bang” draft. and for the record i think the family circus mom is hot.
you could cut a roast on her face.
Blondie and her daughter are hotter.
I’m getting ready to pull a Clasina Valkenberg on the Maj.
i would do more on her face than cut a roast.
Great, now I have to find a lawyer
Pfft. Listen to Mr. High and Mighty.
In, with — what’s the difference?
The rape stand one was genius. That poor girl….rape stand AND Matt Leinart won’t fuck her. That sucks.
…no question Blondie and her daughter are number two on the cartoon mother-daughter combo (Cherry Poptart and Pepper Poptart being in the number one slot).
Moreover, I am pretty sure Blondie ranks higher than the Family Circus mom.
However, there is just something about the pixie haircut with the turtle neck that just screams: “I am a suburban housewife who is DYING for the chance to break a man in half with my pelvis because my husband started mailing it in seven years ago.”
similar but waaay better
john s. needs a new hobby
Hey… you are just jealous because you can’t see the latent talent in the Family Circus mom.
i thought peter king liked plunging clogged toilets….
for all your Ookie jokes
thanks jeff hawkins. that explains where all the family circus/mike vick cartoon are.
NO! I was saving that for the next round.
In that bonus one I thought the girl was just mad because Julius Jones wouldn’t sign her tit. (?)
Yeah that’s right, why dont you just beg the NOIS blog to rain down on us.
Please don’t. I can’t stand all the politeness with the “Sirs”, and him conversing in snotty ivory towered academia.
the best by far was peter king clogging the toilet. peter king probably does take disgusting toilet clogging shits. i bet a p king v mo vaughn gross shit competition would be really close. they would both most likely be able to produce an enourmous pile of shit.
Did someone ask for NOIS to visit this site? Let’s see if we can make that happen…
I feel both dirty and entertained. And really, isn’t that what being a grown-up is all about?
I’ll be that guy….but…
“straight” was spelled incorrectly
Too many years of copywriting… then again the whole “rape stand” thing was cool
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