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To be honest, trying to fill space during this interminable off-season can be vexing a real pain in the ass. That’s why KSK loves the godsend that is NFL’s new bossman, Roger Goodell. Rog has made it perfectly clear the axe swings on his schedule and at his pleasure– “due process” be damned. For all we know, at anytime Goodell may drop the bomb on Mike Vick with the gusto of Peter King demolishing a plate of canapés at the hospitality tent.

However, an unintended consequence of Roger Goodell’s new suspend-now-sort-out-the-legalities-later personnel conduct policy is that fans, sports radio and wiseacre sports bloggers can’t even consider waiting until the legal system runs its course before weighing in on the troubles of ne’er-do-wells like Pacman Jones and Mike Vick. . Under Rog’s stewardship, Vick may actually serve his suspension before the courts sort out this whole unseemly affair. Irrational speculation rules!!!

As the dogfight case continues to get worse and worse for Vick, the comedy keeps getting richer and richer in the comments of the FanHaus. (“YOU DON’T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT BOXING, UFC AND ALL THAT OTHER CRAP AND HALF THESE CLOWNS TRYING TO GET VICK KNOW THEY WATCH THAT CRAZY SHIT TO, SO STOP FOOLING YOURSELF AND LEAVE THE MAN ALONE. MIDDLE“) The pro-Vick faction of this braintrust rally to preserve his sterling reputation, vociferously demanding restraint and patience before judging Vick. (“What happen to the days of being innocent until proven guilty???“) Let due process run its course, others insist. (“You guy’s are calling him all kinds of derogatory names and he hasn’t even been convicted in a court of law. Put your Klan appareal away for now, sheesh.”)

Not that the anti-Vick partisans are any more eloquent. (“Glad to hear it! Vick is in ass.“) There seems to be widespread belief in lex talionis among that bunch. (“lock his A#$ in a ring with the dogs he abused, starved and tortured or allowed them to be. Let those dogs tear him apart limb from limb like they so enjoy watching them do to each other.”)

If this mess marks the ends of Vick’s era as a productive NFL QB, then he can always fall back on canine pugilism. Some people would pay good money to see Johnnie Morton fight one of Ron Mexico’s dogs on pay-per-view. Certain advertisers would love it…