When it’s this slow, it’s probably not a good idea to send us a picture of yourself in drag

Submissions continue to roll in from hopeful KSK readers wanting to take the final spot in our super-stud fantasy football league. Most of the applications have been entertaining, a few have been wildly perplexing and some, well, some are just plain terrifying. See for yourself…

“Thats right, Not only am I man enough to kick your ass’ at
pretend football, Im prettier then your wives.”

We certainly admire this guy’s, um…. anyway dude, thanks for reading. Remember, regardless of your choice of lifestyle, you have until June 30 to tell us why we should pick you.

Thanks for entertaining US for a change, you lazy fucking slackers.


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25 Responses to “When it’s this slow, it’s probably not a good idea to send us a picture of yourself in drag”

  1. Burnsy Says:

    So nude pictures of Jerome Bettis are a bad idea?

  2. BeaverFever Says:

    i puked in my mouth a little bit.

  3. Dave Says:

    the black bars always make the picture seem so much dirtier.

  4. My Insignificant Life Says:

    I am now legally blind.

  5. Otto Man Says:

    Yeesh. You should have put the black bar over our eyes for that one.

  6. Smello Says:

    Those are some seriously slutty shoes.

  7. Chris Says:

    Did you guys get the pics of Donovan Mcnabb’s mom naked I sent in?

  8. The Kid Says:

    i think that is a picture of phil mickelson based on the size of the cans

  9. MCBias Says:

    By the whiteness of the arms and the Cardinal-red heels, it’s clearly Will Leitch, trying to have another team in the league. That wig was an inspired choice, I’ll give him that.

  10. Bloof Says:

    I’d hit it.

  11. Swolestice Says:

    that picture looks like the she-man from the movie “Baseketball”. You know, the she-man who hits on the little bitch throughout the movie.

    Tell me I’m not the only person who has seen this modern cinema classic.

  12. Wormfather Says:

    Not a good pic to see on the heels of my last comment in the last thread.

    The good news is it looks like I’ll be able to hold out on lunch until 1.

  13. BeaverFever Says:

    o.k., 3 of the last 4 pics that have accompanied the post have been very gay. the vilage people, gay band from england the bros. , and now a dude in drag. wtf ? can we hetero it up a little bit around here. maybe a cheerleader pic ?

  14. devang Says:

    That looks like Eddie Murphy’s transvestite hooker in some serious “fuck me” pumps.

  15. andy Says:

    Oh no, Dad. NO!

  16. Hercules Rockefeller Says:

    +1 to Bloof for that entry. Good stuff man.

  17. The Pirate Sloth Says:

    That oddly enough looks just a like a woman I know….

    *shudder*

    PS: wtf is with these long word verif lately?!?!?

  18. BeaverFever Says:

    can anyone verify if that is a duff man figurine on that guy’s desk near his monitor ?

  19. Slash Says:

    I kinda like the shoes. They are seriously slutty, but that appears to be what he’s going for. And he is a kinda good-looking tranny. I’ve seen far uglier women, from head to toe.

    If I had a vote, he’d get mine. That other shit you linked to is fucked up. And not in a good way. I think one of those was supposed to be in the “design the 9/11 mausoleum” contest.

  20. BeaverFever Says:

    there is no such thing as a good looking tranny.

  21. Bloof Says:

    I give this mystery tranny a -99.

    Maxwell Klinger was not a badass, he was a chickenshit that wanted to go home.

    So go home.

  22. Brother Joshua Says:

    yes! the wildly perplexing one is mine!

  23. SallyPierre Says:

    fat fingers but s/he has a nice left knee.

  24. Brian Says:

    Are LA Times columnists eligible?

  25. OkieRover Says:

    Nice mary jane’s.
    I wonder if his/her partner where’s them?

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