excellent!

If you have taught me one thing, sirs, it is that one man can take down an entire nation.

And if you want the spot in the league, you shall have to wait until I die of my inevitable heart attack.

But until then, Oprah’s Va Jay Jay will make an appearance in this league.

I lack couth.

By now, you have received our assessment of this “situation”.

We would like to arrange a meeting to discuss you providing assurance that your selection process will include more than “tolken” minority consideration.

We use the Atlanta Braves meeting with the Rainbow/PUSH as a model. The Braves sat down with reps and realized they had work to do rectify some glaring deficiencies in their organization. As a result, Hank Aaron is being brought aboard in a day to day capacity.

While we certainly appreciate any comparison to Hammerin’ Hank (we are the all-time home run leaders in righteous blogging), we regretfully turn down any offer of day to day HR operation and monitoring of your blog. We hope you understand that our pursuit of righteousness is time consuming. The notion, tho, is flattering.

Now, and we don’t mean this as a “threat”…back to your FF League…You have received our letter. We anticipate a positive response. But be assured. Buses are on call and carboard, paint and broomhandles are at the ready.