we r in yer innernets, killin yer memes pt. too
Welcome back to the latest installment of macroimpressionism. If you’re already confused feel free to scroll down to yesterday’s installment (and if you’re still confused just go here).
That’s it for me, I’m off to Vegas this afternoon so I ask all of you for your prayers (well just the gentiles, I bet Jesus hates roulette and skanks). You should probably expect a drunken check-in at some point.
If you should come across a boogeyman, or boogeymen, remain calm while barricading yourself behind the couch with a 12 gauge. Enjoy Robert Goulet and remember to tip your waitresses.
Tags: i could do this all day, lolcats rulz, lolnfl, Unsilent Majority
June 7th, 2007 at 4:05 am
Who doesn’t love a good Chikin Bukkit?
June 7th, 2007 at 7:20 am
Isn’t Peyton asking for four?
June 7th, 2007 at 8:32 am
Always take your even money!
June 7th, 2007 at 8:36 am
Vera said that?
June 7th, 2007 at 9:12 am
dear jebus….
i ask you this fine (hungover) morning to guide UM through the wonderful city of Las Vegas. Please assure that he gets to every brothel, and every “titty” bar safe. i also ask you, lord, that you make sure UM meets the skankiest of the skank, so he may get “laid.” In Jebus name we prey….amen.
June 7th, 2007 at 9:19 am
Jesus loves craps and always backs the pass line and presses his odds.
is that first picture t.o. ? does he have a bluetooth earpiece to go with his earphones ?
June 7th, 2007 at 9:22 am
Jesus actually used to be known as “Double Down” back in his day.
June 7th, 2007 at 9:28 am
somewhat off topic but who has heard the song “craig christ”
June 7th, 2007 at 9:45 am
http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_id=pPdFrW076R0&eurl=http%3A//www.google.com/search%3Fq%3D%2522craig%2Bchrist%2522%26ie%3Dutf-8%26oe%3Dutf-8%26aq%3Dt%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Ao&iurl=http%3A//img.youtube.com/vi/pPdFrW076R0/2.jpg&t=OEgsToPDskLCm9sA4I8yxgHCMe9GzMgn
I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow.
June 7th, 2007 at 9:52 am
Stephen Lynch is the balls.
June 7th, 2007 at 10:03 am
@UM…Is J-Bug comming with you?
June 7th, 2007 at 10:22 am
Make sure Hench behaves. He can get out of hand.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU-let!
June 7th, 2007 at 10:43 am
who is the guy next to kurt warner? might be ricky proehl
June 7th, 2007 at 11:51 am
Saw Lynch and Hedberg together, freaking fantastic. Till Hedberg died a few months later, anyway, then it was just sad.
Is it weird that I MUCH prefer cracker talk to this lolcats business?
June 7th, 2007 at 12:04 pm
“We ain’t scared of Al Qaeda, we’re scared of Al Cracker!!”
/Chris Rock
June 7th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
“Black out like a champion today!”
Hedberg did stand-up at my college in the middle of nowhere when I was a freshman. I was on the committee that hired and booked acts, so we met him early and got to eat with him. He riffed on fast food for a good half-hour, and had everyone laughing.
June 7th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Gotta love how Chris Rock so easily puts things in perspective.