This Week’s KSK Commenter Mock Draft: Fantasy Football 2007


Yep, that’s right. An actual discussion of football right on this here site. Never thought you’d see the day, did you?

The best part of fantasy football is how it helps get us, the football-bereft citizens, through the horrors of late June to August. You’d be surprised how much time you can eat up convincing yourself Wes Welker will be a great sleeper pick. And so, let us get the ball rolling with a rough draft. No stat sheets in front of you. No refreshing your memory of last season. No checking bye weeks. This one’s all gut. Consider it a fundamentals drill.

The rules: Let us assume this is a nonkeeper league. You start 1 QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, 1 RB/WR, 1 TE, 1 K, and 1 D, with 5 bench spots. 13 players total. No points for receptions.

1pt. = 10 yds run/rec or 25 yds passing
4pts. = passing TD
6pts. = run/rec TD, Defense/ST TD
-2pts. = fumble or INT
3pts. = FG
5pts. = FG 50+
1pt. = extra point or sack

PICK 1 PLAYER ONLY, THEN WAIT 12 PICKS UNTIL YOU MAKE ANOTHER SELECTION.

Oh, and I’ll be taking LT2 now. Suckers. He’s fun because he makes the Seahawks look dumb!

Have at it.

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141 Responses to “This Week’s KSK Commenter Mock Draft: Fantasy Football 2007”

  1. BeaverFever Says:

    reggie bush

  2. Burnsy Says:

    Lawrence Maroney, obviously.

  3. larry burns Says:

    frank gore

  4. Wormfather Says:

    I’m gonna go with Vick, Mike, he’s bound to bounce back from last season.

  5. Hercules Rockefeller Says:

    Larry Johnson. It’s nice to get to the party early.

  6. larry burns Says:

    @herc

    gonna get hurt no way he holds up after 416 carries.

  7. grungedave Says:

    Steven Jackson, bitches.

  8. Wormfather Says:

    @herc, yeah, I’d be very weary of him under the Herminator.

  9. Mr. F. Magoo Says:

    Randy Moss

  10. Sh!tShow Says:

    Peyton Manning, especially if he can throw at childrens’ heads.

  11. The Kid Says:

    Peyton Manning, ya i’m that guy

  12. Hercules Rockefeller Says:

    Sheesh. I’m getting killed for a guy that’s had back to back 1700yd seasons? He’s got another good year in him before his legs fall off completely.

  13. The Kid Says:

    goddammit sh!tshow, you must have gotten me by 10 seconds, im taking Julius Jones

  14. Otto Man Says:

    Alright, I’ll roll the dice … Shaun Alexander.

    But Reggie Bush with the #2 pick? Really?

  15. Uncle Ted McKinney Says:

    Chicago Defense.

    I’m that guy.

  16. BeaverFever Says:

    bush can run and catch. very versatile. upping his td odds.

  17. Big Daddy Drew Says:

    Portis.

  18. larry burns Says:

    who woulda thought taht this would be the slowest one yet.

  19. Otto Man Says:

    I can run and catch too, but it doesn’t mean I’m worth the second pick.

    And I’m not even splitting carries with Deuce McAllister.

  20. BeaverFever Says:

    willie parker

  21. Burnsy Says:

    Oh BDD, already gone, buddy.

    I’m thinking about starting the run on kickers, but I’ll go with Thomas Jones.

  22. larry burns Says:

    yah but receptions dount count so the catching loses value, hes good but not second pick good.ps who thinks drwe is using this as asome sort of audtition for the lague and has a bunch of people in mind but is going to let someonein who deosn’t take his sleepers?

  23. BeaverFever Says:

    we will wait and see otto man. maybe bush is a high risk high reward type of pick , but you can’t deny his versatility.

  24. Burnsy Says:

    And my Maroney pick was obviously a joke, but the more I think about him busting through the goal line, screaming “OH YEAHHHHHH!” I get fucking amped.

  25. Otto Man Says:

    Versatility makes a Transformer.

    I’ll take an every-down back in that spot.

  26. larry burns Says:

    @ burnsy

    i think that this needs to be added into madden, every time he scors madden just screams that.

  27. TurleyGirlie Says:

    Not gonna make a pick…just gonna point out that I have LT2 in my keeper league.

    That’s right. I won the Big One last year.

    (What good is it if you can’t brag? And, no, I am not trying to get into your gay FF league.)

  28. Burnsy Says:

    Or just have the giant Kool-Aid burst through the screen. This is a million dollar idea. Kool-Aid had grape flavor, right?

  29. The Kid Says:

    I’m like mothafuckin clockwork, i can’t go past the second round without taking anquan boldin. one of my flaws in life

  30. BeaverFever Says:

    otto man is your questioning of bush with the #2 pick have anything to do with his last name ? (just kidding)

  31. larry burns Says:

    my problem or strategy is take all colts my team last year was manning addaai rhodes harrison clark wayne and colts d.

    i have a problem.

  32. Otto Man Says:

    I can’t believe I’m getting the boring consistency of Rudi Johnson in round two. Wheee!

    And my Reggie Bush bashing has nothing to do with my George Bush bashing.

  33. larry burns Says:

    i will take travis henry in the second round.
    seeing a huge year in denver

  34. Grimey Says:

    Ronnie Brown.

  35. Hercules Rockefeller Says:

    Dammit Larry. Fine, I’ll take Carson Palmer….if his receivers can stay out of prison.

  36. Grimey Says:

    My problem is that I take Lamont Jordan in the second round because my roommate’s goddamn magazine says I should.

  37. grungedave Says:

    I think that’s 12…

    so I’ll take Willis McGahee, and also will claim dibs on all of his bastard offspring.

  38. Sh!tShow Says:

    Harrrison.

  39. Otto Man Says:

    Don’t cry for Grimey. He’s already dead.

  40. Big Daddy Drew Says:

    Tom Brady.

  41. Otto Man Says:

    Steve Smith

  42. larry burns Says:

    not a pick but i am having fun watching these

    http://thesnagwire.com/joomla/On-The-Web/The-Most-Entertaining-Sports-Fights-Ever.html

  43. BeaverFever Says:

    carson palmer

  44. Hercules Rockefeller Says:

    too late beaver

  45. The Kid Says:

    I’m going to take Vernon Davis because he’s a monster and i’m also going to end my draft there, but im still gonna hang around and make fun of people for drafting the Domanick Davises of the world (i realize he changed his name but im too hungover to care right now)

  46. BeaverFever Says:

    sorry, missed it. i’ll take bulger

  47. Rob I Says:

    Donovan McNabb

    I owe the guy.

  48. Chris Says:

    Larry Johnson, aka the dynasty, is going to hold out this year.

    I’m going with the worst player available (I can’t be bothered to check if this is true), just because I love seeing his pouty “I suck” face after overthrowing his receiver. That’s right, I’m taking none other than Mr. Eli Manning.

  49. Burnsy Says:

    I’ll take Kenny Irons.

  50. The Kid Says:

    this is going really slow this morning. i think people prefer talking about their favorite drinking games and best nude scene in a movie than actually talking football

  51. BeaverFever Says:

    way slower than expected.

  52. Otto Man Says:

    I hate playing the waiting game. Let’s play Hungry Hungry Hippos instead.

  53. BeaverFever Says:

    yeah, we need to speed this up

  54. feep Says:

    Joey Harrington… starter for the Atlanta Falcons.

    I don’t feel the need to defend this pick. The pick speaks for itself.

  55. Grimey Says:

    How about 12 picks or 15 minutes… I don’t know if we have 12 people participating still..

  56. The Kid Says:

    if all else fails, we could always start up a porn star draft

  57. BeaverFever Says:

    good idea grimey.

  58. Jason Says:

    I’ll take Kevin Jones, of the Lions. Yes, I have been drinking.

  59. Grimey Says:

    Brian Westbrook. Thank fucking god.

  60. grungedave Says:

    I am not sure if that’s 12 picks yet, but fuck it… the Sex Cannon doesn’t care. So I’m drafting him.

  61. Hercules Rockefeller Says:

    I’ll go w/ Edge James.

  62. Otto Man Says:

    Torry Holt.

  63. Sh!tShow Says:

    Deuce. So far Manning, Harrison, and McAllister. Not bad.

  64. My Insignificant Life Says:

    Sex Cannon – Rex Grossman – Because scoring w/chicks is 10 points.

  65. dick_gozinia Says:

    Matt Hasselback.

    I live in Chicago, but love my Seahawks.

  66. BeaverFever Says:

    i can’t stand him, but what the hell, t. owens

  67. larry burns Says:

    i will take brett farve,

    oh we lose for picks never mind then.

  68. The Pirate Sloth Says:

    I’m not even going to get involved. You guys have fun with this. I have to fly today, so I could only get no more than 3 picks in before my flight.

  69. BeaverFever Says:

    sloth, at this rate i’ll be lucky to get 3 more picks in by 5pm.

  70. miamidiesel Says:

    This is some bullshit… should’ve known a dickhole like BDD would set up a fantasy league and then not bother to tell anyone what time the draft started. And so here I am, holding my dick and wondering what’s up, only to realize that the draft is now 70+ comments in. And of course BDD sees fit to give himself first pick and take LDT. Fucking great.

    Since I’ve got to salvage something here, I’m taking Vince FUCKING Young. Why? Because all VY does is win football games, and I’m sure that shit translates to fantasy somehow…

    wv – pxehip

  71. Rob I Says:

    Brandon Jacobs

    It’s either that or Reuben Droughns, so don’t give me the red ass.

  72. Wormfather Says:

    Jerrico Cochery…dude’s going to have a killer season.

  73. grungedave Says:

    let’s see… I have Steven Jackson, Willis and his offspring, and Sex Cannon (and screw you insignificant life – I got Rexy first).

    guess that means someone needs to catch the cannon’s bombs. Then again, we don’t employ defensive backs here…

    so, I’ll take Reggie Wayne.

  74. BeaverFever Says:

    did we lose BDD ? haven’t seen him pick since he took brady.

  75. Otto Man Says:

    No one’s taken Joseph Addai? Really?

    Alright, Addai.

    wv from koolaid: g’dam! x-uh!

  76. the butler Says:

    Larry Fitzgerald and his free crackers.

  77. JargonBear Says:

    Jamal Lewis.

    Browns win division this year, Superbowl next year, Brady Quinn wears evening gown to parade.

  78. Hercules Rockefeller Says:

    Chad Johnson.

  79. dick_gozinia Says:

    It’s a crying shame that Big Daddy Drew didn’t take his half brother Maurice Jones-Drew. So, I will.

    QB – Matt Hasselback
    RB – Maurice Jones-Drew

  80. grungedave Says:

    How the fuck did I overlook Chad Johnson?!? Good pick Hercules.

  81. Otto Man Says:

    I was stunned Ocho Cinco lasted so long.

    So … time’s officially come to a standstill, right?

  82. Jason Says:

    Roy Williams.

    And my verification word is Coxpyret. Gay mafia?

  83. the butler Says:

    are we still waiting 12 picks?

  84. BeaverFever Says:

    i plan on following protocol. it’s been an hour since my last pick. one pick before i go again. waiting 12 picks is getting painful

  85. JargonBear Says:

    Can’t wait. It’s been more than 15 minutes, I’ll be drunk at lunch before I get 3 rounds……

    2nd pick – Drew Brees
    Always eases it in like a gentleman….

  86. BeaverFever Says:

    Lee Evans

  87. Hercules Rockefeller Says:

    I’ll be rocking the Palmer to Johnson combo all season long.

    Almost as good as shitshow’s Manning to Harrison combo….almost.

  88. My Insignificant Life Says:

    Tony Romo

  89. miamidiesel Says:

    DeAngelo Williams

    wv – ccpeor

  90. Dan Says:

    I know I didnt make any picks but i know who i WOULDNT pick, fuck Tommie Harris and the Bears D, turing on Sex Cannon like that.

  91. the butler Says:

    Marion Barber III

  92. chunk Says:

    Gay Mafia? And no has taken Garcia yet?

  93. Otto Man Says:

    With the first TE of the draft …. Antonio Gates

  94. JargonBear Says:

    Ugh, the waiting is killing me.

    Houshmazilli…….championship!

  95. Unsilent Majority Says:

    Rick Ankiel

  96. Otto Man Says:

    You’re out of control, UM!

    Which makes an Ankiel pick pretty apt.

  97. grungedave Says:

    is it too early to draft Chris Henry?

  98. Hercules Rockefeller Says:

    Oh snap. Devon Hester.

  99. Wormfather Says:

    I’ll take the Bengals Defence…I need a reason to watch the news.

  100. Jason Says:

    John Kitna.

  101. Oh, This is for the Rapture Says:

    Plaxico Burress….
    late as usual but at least there is some nice picks left on the board.

  102. Rob I Says:

    Marques Colston

    This is hard.

  103. BeaverFever Says:

    again, officially over an hour since my last pick. still respecting protocol.

  104. denvergodfather Says:

    homer pick…Cutler

  105. Joe Says:

    OOOOOOOOOO, I like the FAT one..like me… Lendale White

  106. BeaverFever Says:

    andre johnson

  107. Rob I Says:

    Fuck protocol, I want Barry Sanders. Comeback year!

  108. dick_gozinia Says:

    RB #2 is Cedric Benson. He’s like Ricky Williams without all the bong hits.

    QB – Matt Hasselback
    RB1 – Maurice Jones-Drew
    RB2 – Cedric Benson

    So far so good….

  109. Ben Says:

    This late in the game? Time for value picks.

    Marshawn Lynch, GB Packers

  110. Otto Man Says:

    It’s been two hours, and I think a dozen picks. So … Philip Rivers.

  111. BeaverFever Says:

    lynch was drafted by buffalo, not gb

  112. Joe Says:

    OOOOOOOOOO, I like the FAT one..like me… Ron Dayne

  113. Ben Says:

    same freakin difference, two northern market teams no one cares about, my bad.

  114. J.L. White Says:

    I just have a feeling, and my late start doesn’t give me much choices here….

    Adrian Peterson, RB (there’s two of them, so I refer to the rookie for the Vikings).

  115. Joe Says:

    OOOOOOOOOO, I like the FAT one..like me… Daunte Culpepper

    My team – all fat – all the time

  116. BeaverFever Says:

    ben, can you blame me for being so sensitive ? after all i am a bills fan.

  117. Otto Man Says:

    I’ll likely be making my next pick sometime on Monday, so here’s the current status:

    QB Philip Rivers
    RB Shaun Alexander
    RB Rudi Johnson
    RB Joseph AddaI
    WR Steve Smith
    WR Torry Holt
    TE Antonio Gates

    Given my history with fantasy football, half of these players will be on crutches by week 3 and one will be in jail. My money’s on Rudi. He’s been quiet, but he’s a Bengal.

  118. Ben Says:

    beaverfever, i’m a cal alum, i’m more mad at myself than you…

    with my second pick, i take another rookie with upside… WR Calvin Johnson. Damn me for taking a freaking Lion.

  119. grungedave Says:

    this draft is a bigger bust than Tony Mandarich.

  120. Wormfather Says:

    @grungedave…I was just about to say the same thing. Who would have thunk that a fantasy football draft on a football website would bomb so bad.

    I’m gonna go draft some digleberries.

  121. BeaverFever Says:

    i need to update my self

    r.bush – rb
    w. parker – rb
    m. bulger – qb
    t. owens -wr
    l. evans – wr
    a. johnson -wr

    maybe if i’m lucky my picks will be done by sunday. can’t belive this has taken so long. go play intramurals, brother !

  122. Oh, This is for the Rapture Says:

    Warrick Dunn… always gets drafted too late.

  123. Otto Man Says:

    I think the problem here is that once the first ten picks were made, few people wanted to take part and start in with Antowain Smith as their top pick.

  124. Oh, This is for the Rapture Says:

    im still have a game plan… but yeah im starting think that this getting a bit pointless at this time…

  125. Ben Says:

    my 3rd pick, my QB… gosh this slate has been picked pretty clean.

    How about Chris Simms? Guy’s going to come back with a vengance this year.

  126. JargonBear Says:

    I am officially back from lunch (and drunk) so…
    4th pick – Ronnie Brown

    Personal Summary
    Jamal Lewis RB
    Drew Brees QB
    Houshmanzadeh WR
    Ronnie Brown RB

  127. dick_gozinia Says:

    WR – Chris Chambers. Trent Green may be old and grizzled, but he’s still got passing skillz (with a ‘z’). Chambers should be a nice addition.

    QB – Matt Hasselback
    RB1 – Maurice Jones-Drew
    RB2 – Cedric Benson
    WR1 – Chris Chambers

  128. Joe Says:

    OOOOOOOOOO, I like the FAT one..like me… David Boston

    (Crap, is he still in the league?)

    My team – all fat – all the time

  129. Jason Says:

    I’m drafting Sebastian Janikowski.

    He gets the good drugs for a kicker.

  130. J.L. White Says:

    Has it been 12 picks yet? Oh, fuck it, it’s close enough. I pick Dominic Rhodes, RB, now spiralling down into the pit of dispair known as the Oakland Raiders.

  131. BeaverFever Says:

    i know he sucked last year, bounce back this year ? cadillac williams

  132. JargonBear Says:

    I’ll take
    Chargers D
    Hines Ward WR
    Kellen Winslow TE
    Jeff Wilkins K
    and now I shall return to the patio that so graciously hosted the beginning of the end of my friday.

    Next draft should have naked cheerleaders.

  133. Oh, This is for the Rapture Says:

    Ok screw it. Matt Leinart and Shockey. I’ll take 2 because nobody cares anymore…

    WR-Plax
    RB-Dunn
    QB-Leinart
    TE-Shockey

    I suggest a commentor draft that begins after 9 am Westcoast time?
    Beacuse its unfair to live in perpetual sunshine and beautiful weather.

  134. Romo_No_Homo Says:

    Bear Grylls, i also have a man crush on him.

  135. dick_gozinia Says:

    Wait 12 picks? We couldn’t possibly accomplish this unless you expect me to work late…and that just ain’t not happenin’.

    WR2 – Santana Moss. Who’s the QB is Washington? Who fuckin’ cares…that dude is fast as hell!

    WR/RB – Mike Furrey – He’s a white wide receiver and he plays for the Lions. And I’m sure there are good things about him as well.

    TE – Tony Gonzalez – Did we just stop drafting TEs after Gates? Oh well.

    D – Seattle Seahawks – They play the 49ers and Cardinals 4 times. Sign me up!

    K – Lawrence Tynes – I have no Bengals, so I needed a legit felon to round out my starting roster. He’s born in Scotland and loves to break the faces of bouncers…he’s NY giants (ass)kicker Lawrence Tynes!

    QB – Matt Hasselback
    RB1 – Maurice Jones-Drew
    RB2 – Cedric Benson
    WR1 – Chris Chambers
    WR2 – Santana Moss
    WR/RB-Mike Furrey
    TE – Tony Gonzales
    DEF – Seattle Seahawks
    K – Lawrence Tynes

  136. One Last Call Says:

    Greg Oden

  137. rar288 Says:

    Damnit you guys started way too fucking early.

    Bernard Berrian.

  138. BeaverFever Says:

    te – todd heap

  139. rar288 Says:

    Alright…so far….

    WR – Bernard Berrian….thats it.

    Championship!

  140. BeaverFever Says:

    i still need a defense. i take s.d.’s

  141. HadesGigas Says:

    Jerome Bettis, wit GNC Megamen Multi-Vitamin

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