Comments on: KSK Guide to American Football For Pussified Countries Of The International Arena: England! http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/ksk-guide-to-american-football-for.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Thu, 08 Jan 2009 03:04:35 +0000 http://wordpress.org/ By: 3000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/ksk-guide-to-american-football-for.html#comment-22600 3000 Wed, 20 Jun 2007 14:47:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/ksk-guide-to-american-football-for-pussified-countries-of-the-international-arena-england.html#comment-22600 Haha...good stuff. But, unfortunately, even professional football wasn't enough for the jags at NBC to take a crack at "American Coupling." (2003) Haha…good stuff. But, unfortunately, even professional football wasn’t enough for the jags at NBC to take a crack at “American Coupling.” (2003)

]]> By: Apocalipstick http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/ksk-guide-to-american-football-for.html#comment-22586 Apocalipstick Wed, 20 Jun 2007 01:52:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/ksk-guide-to-american-football-for-pussified-countries-of-the-international-arena-england.html#comment-22586 Rotten timing. The England v West Indies 4th Test Match finished up today. England won by seven wickets. With all that going on, there's no time to read up on American football.<br/><br/>However, the Welsh are pushing for the next overseas NFL game to be played in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. Just to fuck with you. Rotten timing. The England v West Indies 4th Test Match finished up today. England won by seven wickets. With all that going on, there’s no time to read up on American football.

However, the Welsh are pushing for the next overseas NFL game to be played in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. Just to fuck with you.

]]> By: jonfrum2000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/ksk-guide-to-american-football-for.html#comment-22585 jonfrum2000 Wed, 20 Jun 2007 00:33:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/ksk-guide-to-american-football-for-pussified-countries-of-the-international-arena-england.html#comment-22585 If Americans are going to watch "football" in London, they had better learn to behave like real footie fans. Like maybe they could throw freezer bags full of piss at the opposing fans. And of course it will be "bring your own road fuse". Unfortunately, it wouldn't make much sense for players to head-butt their opponents - the damn helmets get in the way. If Americans are going to watch “football” in London, they had better learn to behave like real footie fans. Like maybe they could throw freezer bags full of piss at the opposing fans. And of course it will be “bring your own road fuse”. Unfortunately, it wouldn’t make much sense for players to head-butt their opponents - the damn helmets get in the way.

]]> By: Laser Rocket Arm http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/ksk-guide-to-american-football-for.html#comment-22583 Laser Rocket Arm Tue, 19 Jun 2007 22:45:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/ksk-guide-to-american-football-for-pussified-countries-of-the-international-arena-england.html#comment-22583 @killing my liver:<br/><br/>There's a word for Jeff Garcia's wife: overcompensation. George Michael used to bang Playmates and now look at him.<br/><br/>Oh--and the band's not THE Bros., it's just Bros. Don't ask me how I know that, just accept that I do. @killing my liver:

There’s a word for Jeff Garcia’s wife: overcompensation. George Michael used to bang Playmates and now look at him.

Oh–and the band’s not THE Bros., it’s just Bros. Don’t ask me how I know that, just accept that I do.

]]> By: Mike http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/ksk-guide-to-american-football-for.html#comment-22578 Mike Tue, 19 Jun 2007 21:03:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/ksk-guide-to-american-football-for-pussified-countries-of-the-international-arena-england.html#comment-22578 one thing for british fans to realize: "spotted dick" refers not to some kind of weird pudding dessert thing, but to the equipment of those NFL players who have nailed paris hilton. one thing for british fans to realize: “spotted dick” refers not to some kind of weird pudding dessert thing, but to the equipment of those NFL players who have nailed paris hilton.

]]> By: Killing My Liver http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/ksk-guide-to-american-football-for.html#comment-22559 Killing My Liver Tue, 19 Jun 2007 20:22:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/ksk-guide-to-american-football-for-pussified-countries-of-the-international-arena-england.html#comment-22559 Jeff Garcia gay ?? Have you seen his wife ?? Jeff Garcia gay ?? Have you seen his wife ??

]]> By: Phony Gwynn http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/ksk-guide-to-american-football-for.html#comment-22556 Phony Gwynn Tue, 19 Jun 2007 20:12:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/ksk-guide-to-american-football-for-pussified-countries-of-the-international-arena-england.html#comment-22556 <i>FOX camerawork eerily resembles hacky jump-cutting of a Guy Ritchie film</i><br/><br/>Yeah, but the NFL doesn't have a hackneyed plot and a rushed ending. FOX camerawork eerily resembles hacky jump-cutting of a Guy Ritchie film

Yeah, but the NFL doesn’t have a hackneyed plot and a rushed ending.

]]> By: Julia http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/ksk-guide-to-american-football-for.html#comment-22545 Julia Tue, 19 Jun 2007 20:01:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/ksk-guide-to-american-football-for-pussified-countries-of-the-international-arena-england.html#comment-22545 I knew I saved this for the end of the day for a reason.<br/><br/>" I'm sure the remaining 6 of you actual UK natives will learn to enjoy watching Eli Manning overthrow receivers with the same inexplicable sense of schadenfreude as us Americans."<br/><br/>Glorious. I knew I saved this for the end of the day for a reason.

” I’m sure the remaining 6 of you actual UK natives will learn to enjoy watching Eli Manning overthrow receivers with the same inexplicable sense of schadenfreude as us Americans.”

Glorious.

]]> By: rar288 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/ksk-guide-to-american-football-for.html#comment-22540 rar288 Tue, 19 Jun 2007 19:49:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/ksk-guide-to-american-football-for-pussified-countries-of-the-international-arena-england.html#comment-22540 Our version of Dwight on The Office is better. Our version of Dwight on The Office is better.

]]> By: Signal to Noise http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/ksk-guide-to-american-football-for.html#comment-22527 Signal to Noise Tue, 19 Jun 2007 19:02:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/ksk-guide-to-american-football-for-pussified-countries-of-the-international-arena-england.html#comment-22527 mamacita - glad I missed it. Changing the role of Saffron to a male reeks of bad idea. mamacita - glad I missed it. Changing the role of Saffron to a male reeks of bad idea.

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