KSK Birthday Wishes From Rex Grossman!
What is this, like a kiddie birthday party? With cake and punch and all that shit? That’s cute. You guys gonna play Pin The Tail On Donkey? Sounds like fun.
Your party is fucking gay.
When I had my birthday, we rented out a warehouse in downtown Chicago. Then we filled it knee high with baby oil and flew in nothing but Penthouse Pets. Did I shoot frozen ropes of Rexjelly all night long? I did indeed. I taught all of those girls and that zebra what a good, hard boning is. I like to fuck. It feels good. We had a raw bar and Queens of The Stone Age played. I don’t see any of that here. It’s not even a real party. You’re just fucking nerds online. I bet your “party” consisted of you heading to the shitter to jerk off. Sounds like a blast. Are you wearing tuxes to work today?
Faggots.
Someone go deep. I wanna give my armcock a workout.
Tags: Big Daddy Drew, bringing back old jokes, bukkake day, happy birthday KSK, Sex Cannon
June 28th, 2007 at 11:12 am
praise jebus
June 28th, 2007 at 11:15 am
A Rexstasy sighting!
“frozen ropes of Rexjelly” Freakin’ classic.
Happy Birthday KSK!
June 28th, 2007 at 11:16 am
the dragon has been unleashed.
June 28th, 2007 at 11:16 am
Frozen Ropes of Rexjelly… better band name than Queens of the Stone Age?
June 28th, 2007 at 11:16 am
‘frozen ropes’? ‘I like to fuck. It feels good’?
I missed you, Rex.
June 28th, 2007 at 11:17 am
I love Rexstacy.
Happy Birthday to my favorite purveyors of filth and fun! Online ones, anyway.
June 28th, 2007 at 11:19 am
Nice to see a football player fucking the zebras for once.
June 28th, 2007 at 11:20 am
Armcock, that will never get old
June 28th, 2007 at 11:24 am
I bet your “party” consisted of you heading to the shitter to jerk off.
Oh Rextacy, you know me so well.
June 28th, 2007 at 11:27 am
I would pay good money to see a entire warehouse filled with knee deep with baby oil and tons of Penthouse Pets.
That right there is gonna make me run to the shitter to jerk off.
June 28th, 2007 at 11:29 am
So, was I wrong to wear my tuxedo to work today? That I can change, but as for jerking off on the shitter…
June 28th, 2007 at 11:32 am
Come on Rex, we all know the KSK Gay Mafia does not “work”. So that means they’re sitting at home in tuxes. Which may or may not be worse, depending on your point of view.
June 28th, 2007 at 11:37 am
I bought a similar jacket to the one Rex wears in that picture. I can’t pull it off like Rex can. Sigh.
June 28th, 2007 at 11:39 am
sounds like the most ballin’-est party EVER!
was that the night before the superbowl?
June 28th, 2007 at 11:46 am
I knew Rex would show up.
He said “armcock”
*giggles
June 28th, 2007 at 11:50 am
I bought a similar jacket to the one Rex wears in that picture. I can’t pull it off like Rex can. Sigh.
Few can. Thats why hes the fucking Cannon.
June 28th, 2007 at 11:51 am
Mmmmmm that felt good.
Kinda like mainlining.
June 28th, 2007 at 11:53 am
This is probably the closest Rexstacy will come to Canton.
June 28th, 2007 at 11:56 am
That jacket is mesmorizing, Rex. It’s no wonder you pull all that wool…and zebra.
June 28th, 2007 at 11:56 am
@Chief…
Not if there’s at least one chick on the panel.
June 28th, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Armcock LOL!
June 28th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Armcocks of Rexjelly is my new band name. Fucking brilliant.
Happy birthday, bukkake boys.
June 28th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Og god, can’t breathe…people at work are looking at me funny now. Must stop laughing….
That was pure genius. It’s always fun when “The Cannon” is aiming his frozen ropes of Rexjelly at unsuspecting zebras, hookers and underage teenage runaways.
Brilliant.
June 28th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
“I like to fuck.”
The brilliance of the simplicity is awe inspiring.
June 28th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
The prophet has spoken.