KSK Birthday Wishes From Michael Vick!
Oh, God.
Oh, man.
Where am I?
Is this a party? Where’s the beer? No wait, hold up. I just need some water. I’m really dehydrated. Is there water here? Is that a cake?
That’s a nice cake. Man, I wanna stick my dick right in that cake. That would be a good cakeyfuck.
Pot is fucking great.
Is there any yogurt in here? Yogurt is fucking nice. Why is my arm bleeding? Fucking Mr. Home Depot don’t fix nothing right. Mustachioed asshole.
I think I need to just lay down and shit.
Tags: Big Daddy Drew, bukkake day, erotic cakes, happy birthday KSK, michael vick, weed
June 28th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
I’d so motorboat that cake.
June 28th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
We should’ve asked Vick what construda means. He’d probably have a sample on him for show and tell.
June 28th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
That’s a nice cake. Man, I wanna stick my dick right in that cake. That would be a good cakeyfuck
What?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHA. OK, now that was funny.
You motorboatin’ sonofabitch you!!!! So are they built for speed or pleasure?
June 28th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
the side of pearl necklace with the tit cake is a nice, classy touch.
June 28th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
That weed is laced with angel dust, and in no way is that surprising.
June 28th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Go ahead and leave some extra icing there, but no one’s gonna want seconds.
June 28th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Those are some fucked up nipples.
June 28th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
We should’ve asked Vick what construda means. He’d probably have a sample on him for show and tell.
I’m not certain, but I think that titty cake is that construda that Kool-Aid was talking about.
June 28th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
It’s an Alley Baggett cake.
(About as SFW as anthrax)
June 28th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
raskolnikov - nice. A quick trim and you could order the pussy basket to go.
June 28th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
Alley Baggett. Now there’s a blast from the past.
So to speak.
June 28th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Otto — yep, many blasts from the past and destruction of entire generations in tissues ago.
June 28th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
michael vick will have 2 dogs fight each other in honor of the KSK 1 year anniversary.
June 28th, 2007 at 4:29 pm
@beaver
I thought Vick was gonna give the KSK gang herpes in celebration of the birthday?
June 28th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
@wormfather,
“I thought Vick was gonna give the KSK gang herpes in celebration of the birthday?”
dammit wormfather, you ruined the surprise gift !