KSK Birthday Message: The Sports Guy
In just one short year we’ve become quite popular within the world of sports. On this, the anniversary of our birth, we are honored to share with you the love we’ve received from our most famous friends.
Thanks Bill!
Tags: bill simmons, happy birthday KSK, ksk birthday messages, Unsilent Majority
June 28th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
can’t be, no 90210/Rocky IV/Karate Kid reference
June 28th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Bill Simmons is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.
Did you know he’s responsible for the combustion engine, the collected works of Shakespeare, and the earth’s rotation around the sun?
Read his book and find out more fun facts!
June 28th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
i got 100 bucks that says simmons came up with the nickname “the sports guy” for himself
what a fuckin pene
June 28th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Look at that face. I just can’t see why that man can’t bring women to orgasm.
June 28th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
Also, the Dooze took a dump on a loaf of bread for your very own turd sandwich.
June 28th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
I heard Bill Simmons can just look at a woman and make her orgasm.
June 28th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
that’s it . party is over, every gift after a personalized greeting from simmons will only end in disappointment.
June 28th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Ah, Simmons, when will we ever stop being amused by his stupidity?
June 28th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
You should do another picture mocking Simmons. It’s very creative and funny. I don’t think two will be nearly enough to get across just how original you guys are.
June 28th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Best gift ever is a personalized greeting?
No, sir. the best gift ever would be Benoit giving you the ol’ diving headbutt.
And by diving headbutt, I mean strangle your ass to death. Then place a bible nearby.
June 28th, 2007 at 1:48 pm
@chris, I heard Bill Simmons can just dress like a woman and make himself orgasm.
June 28th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
Who invited David?
Christ, what an asshole.
June 28th, 2007 at 1:53 pm
@chris
No, that’s Chuck Norris you’re thinking about.
June 28th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Man, if only there were other websites on the internet for David to explore. Too bad he’s trapped here.
June 28th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Caveman,
Isn’t it obvious? BS himself invited him.
June 28th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
More likely, bs is him.
June 28th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
David reminds me of one of my distant relatives. Every family reunion, we’d pop in a comedy and she’d sit there and loudly say, over and over, “This isn’t funny. You think this is funny? This isn’t funny.”
She died alone and unloved. Have fun with that, David.
June 28th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
David… STERN?
(Cue suspensful Hamster turnaround video)
June 28th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Jowls!
June 28th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
If Simmons can rehash the same joke over and over and over and over… why can’t KSK?
June 28th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
yep, these are our commenters
June 28th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
David –
If you came here looking for clever gimmicks like “NBA draft predictions based on Karate Kid, Part II” or movie reviews of “The longest yard”, you’re in the wrong place.
If you came here to come off like an asshole in front of a bunch of anonymous strangers… well played, sir. Well played.
June 28th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
@ UM
Your SG references do not make me laugh. They make me want to strangle him even more.
June 28th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
@ whowillsexmutombo-
Isn’t the point of this blog to come off like an asshole in front of anonymous strangers? That’s why I love it.
Didn’t meant to be a complete killjoy there, lads. I’m a big fan of ksk. Just thought that 3 out of 4 posts jabbing at Simmons’ was a bit much.