KSK Birthday Message: Peter King!
In just one short year we’ve become quite popular within the world of sports. On this, the anniversary of our birth, we are honored to share with you the love we’ve received from our most famous friends.
Thanks PK!
Tags: bukkake day, happy birthday KSK, ksk birthday messages, peter king, Unsilent Majority
June 28th, 2007 at 10:43 am
Peter King was told there would be punch and pie.
You’ll be hearing from his attorneys. Good day to you, sir.
I said Good Day!
June 28th, 2007 at 10:44 am
I heard he likes movies about gladiators.
June 28th, 2007 at 10:47 am
Happy birthday KSK.
I suppose now is as good a time as any to say that KSK saved my life.
I used to get all my sports from ESPN, and thought Bill Simmons was the best, most funniest guy out there. Then I found this site via Dan Shanoff.
If was like finding Jesus. I am now whole.
June 28th, 2007 at 10:48 am
peter king looks like a stroke victim
June 28th, 2007 at 10:48 am
PK showed up because he heard Bukkake and Brady Quinn were involved.
June 28th, 2007 at 10:49 am
Coffeedearnes…I was down at the Starbucks in Union Square on thursday and decided to try the quadruple-cumshot mocha latte, creamy, yet robust, I’d sugest having your wife try it when attempting to concieve.
June 28th, 2007 at 10:50 am
So I decide to work at home for 1/2 a day and help the wif ein the afternoon unpack boxes as we just moved. All morning she’s been bitchin’ at me about how I don’t do this/don’t do that. I tried to explain it was KSK Birthday today and nope, she is not listening. Thank the stars above for today and all you do. You get me through my day. I weep tears of joy.
my wv was ‘mrjid’ nice tie to Peter.
June 28th, 2007 at 10:50 am
@The Kid
It wasnt until I turned around to throw something away that I realize how funny that comment was.
Bravo!
June 28th, 2007 at 10:54 am
will PK’s daughter be making an appearance here today ?
June 28th, 2007 at 10:57 am
no Mary Beth popping out of a cake jokes?
June 28th, 2007 at 10:58 am
beaverfever – Caveman would have to get her out of the well and that would require way too much work.
June 28th, 2007 at 10:59 am
@beaverfever
i may have missed previous posts about her, but please tell me peter king was able to produce attractive offspring. maybe he has a position he knows that can make the child attractive
June 28th, 2007 at 11:00 am
you make a good point weed against speed , but CC might be willing to make the effort being it KSK’s first birthday.
June 28th, 2007 at 11:02 am
oh, kid…
you have a lot to learn about the mysticism of the KSK
June 28th, 2007 at 11:04 am
@kid, out of fear of having a lawsuit brought against me by PK i can’t comment on it.
June 28th, 2007 at 11:04 am
my wv was ‘mrjid’ nice tie to Peter.
sportsgirl365 is not amused
June 28th, 2007 at 11:08 am
@becky
i dont know what mysticism means. i go to a state college
June 28th, 2007 at 11:08 am
@awful chief, i think you just made her list of the worst KSK’s commenters. welcome to the club. bloof, otto, and wormfather are happy to have you.
June 28th, 2007 at 11:17 am
@Beaver & Cheif Great, you know she’s like Freddy Couger, you say her name three times and she’ll appear, or was that that other dude? Eitherway, for Otto’s sake, lets not have her make her way down today.
Besides, It’s a celebration, bitches.
June 28th, 2007 at 11:33 am
@beaverfever:
It would be quite an honor to make that list. I was reminded yesterday of my first ever KSK comment. The thread had something to do with MTV and I made some terrible comment having something to do with Randy of the Redwoods. BDD appropriately took me to the woodshed so bad that I couldn’t even finish reading it in full. I should have made this list with that one alone.
June 28th, 2007 at 11:41 am
I am eagerly awaiting the MBK jokes.
June 28th, 2007 at 11:42 am
10 things I think I think:
4. I know I’m a little late, but I just caught an episode of this new police drama called “NYPD Blue”, produced by the same people who did “Hill Street Blues” (a staple at the King household). Maybe I’m getting older, but was all of that bad language necessary? And I don’t need to see a grown man with his pants off. A little decency please? Come on ABC, we expect more from you.
Oh, by the way: I’m as gay as a French horn.
June 28th, 2007 at 11:44 am
Isn’t becky supposed to pop out of a cake or something? I hope so, I’m already unzipped.
June 28th, 2007 at 11:45 am
I remember my first comment. CC had mentioned something about the Marines, and I thanked him for his service.
Because, seriously, who knew if he was ever going to mention it again?
June 28th, 2007 at 11:45 am
ROFLMFAO
You know Peter’s favorite flavor ice cream cake?
Starbucks Coffee Flavored ice cream cake, adding to the discoloration of his baked bean teeth.
June 28th, 2007 at 11:53 am
@ The Kid said… @beaverfever
i may have missed previous posts about her, but please tell me peter king was able to produce attractive offspring. maybe he has a position he knows that can make the child attractive
Peter King’s position is to watch in another room as Tom Brady continues to work his magically seed throughout the world…..
June 28th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
Peter Kings has the Mrs. Doubtfire thing GOIN’ ON!