Comments on: KSK Birthday Message: Laurence Maroney!

By: the butler

the butler — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:27:00 +0000

"Did you mean to search for: construida"

What, Google? Did I fucking stutter-type? Don't you get smart with me you monopolizing search engine of the DEVIL!!!

By: Jackin'4Beats

Jackin'4Beats — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 19:59:00 +0000

Seriously, people, what the fuck is construda?

It's got to be weed, glorious weed if you look at the context within his self-constructed vernacular. The brotha probably can't read or write but since he can tote a rock (football) he's allowed to make up a new language that's got all of us guessing (BTW, this is being discussed ALL OVER the interwebs).

Maybe it's a cross between the Haze, Chocolate and Chronic that only elite athletes who smoke in their cars on deserted streets two blocks from a police station can acquire.

By: BeaverFever

BeaverFever — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 19:53:00 +0000

i fear that it is only a matter of time that we read over at nameoftheyear that someone has named their child construda.

By: Pemulis

Pemulis — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 19:49:00 +0000

also that’s certain to be the only time the “commenter pemulis made us laugh” tag

By: Pemulis

Pemulis — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 19:38:00 +0000

this made my day… which is kind of depressing. i feel like such begulling pussy basket… on a brighter note, Ta Cocina, a wonderful mexican restaraunt, has 2 for 1 margaritas all day and construda burritos. nothing beats drinking at work

By: BeaverFever

BeaverFever — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 19:36:00 +0000

again, i’ve looked it up. the closest match i could find anywhere is construida, which means construction or to build in spanish. i’m even more confused now than ever before.

By: whowillsexmutombo?

whowillsexmutombo? — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 19:36:00 +0000

Maybe Construda is a kool-aid flavored, dildo-shaped vibrating bong?

I mean, it’s a niche product, but the core demographic is completely brand loyal.

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 19:34:00 +0000

I’ve heard overwhelming reports that it is indeed a term in the marijuana aficionado community. However, if it ain’t even on Urban Dictionary yet, I say it’s our duty to define it.

By: The Kid

The Kid — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 19:32:00 +0000

hopefully the chicks giving the lapdances aren’t being chosen by chad jackson (if you saw the barstool article).

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 19:32:00 +0000

I have no answers for construda, but I believe I solved Jackin4Beats’ malt liquor crisis in the KSK Roast comments.