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	<title>Comments on: KSK Birthday Message: Fred Smoot!</title>
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		<title>By: Jackin'4Beats</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/ksk-birthday-message-fred-smoot.html/comment-page-1#comment-24062</link>
		<dc:creator>Jackin'4Beats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why Fred, thanks for asking.  I get 1st dibs on Ms. Shahi and you can get the sloppy seconds.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why Fred, thanks for asking.  I get 1st dibs on Ms. Shahi and you can get the sloppy seconds.</p>
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		<title>By: zigga plz</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/ksk-birthday-message-fred-smoot.html/comment-page-1#comment-23806</link>
		<dc:creator>zigga plz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 06:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mistah&#039; SMOOOOOT dun&#039; care much fo&#039; travlin&#039; by train... &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;He much rat&#039;er be on a boat. Fo sho.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(ellwbvw [that&#039;s almost elbow! holy shit look how cool I am!])</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mistah&#8217; SMOOOOOT dun&#8217; care much fo&#8217; travlin&#8217; by train&#8230; </p>
<p>He much rat&#8217;er be on a boat. Fo sho.</p>
<p>(ellwbvw [that's almost elbow! holy shit look how cool I am!])</p>
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		<title>By: bloodyhandedgod</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/ksk-birthday-message-fred-smoot.html/comment-page-1#comment-23793</link>
		<dc:creator>bloodyhandedgod</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 04:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>celtics.blog is being crushed by the weight of desperate clicks&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(vcwpyc)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>celtics.blog is being crushed by the weight of desperate clicks</p>
<p>(vcwpyc)</p>
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		<title>By: Grimey</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/ksk-birthday-message-fred-smoot.html/comment-page-1#comment-23792</link>
		<dc:creator>Grimey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 03:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@awful chief: IT&#039;S NOT OVER</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@awful chief: IT&#8217;S NOT OVER</p>
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		<title>By: Punch Rockgroin</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/ksk-birthday-message-fred-smoot.html/comment-page-1#comment-23791</link>
		<dc:creator>Punch Rockgroin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 03:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@raskolnikov - So that&#039;s what happened to Brady.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Is there any pie left?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@raskolnikov &#8211; So that&#8217;s what happened to Brady.</p>
<p>Is there any pie left?</p>
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		<title>By: Awful Chief</title>
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		<dc:creator>Awful Chief</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 03:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>FUCK, I didn&#039;t get drafted AGAIN.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>FUCK, I didn&#8217;t get drafted AGAIN.</p>
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		<title>By: Raskolnikov</title>
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		<dc:creator>Raskolnikov</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 03:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I gots experience in pullin&#039; down &lt;a HREF=&quot;http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2006/11/smootass.jpg&quot; REL=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;drawers &lt;/a&gt;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I gots experience in pullin&#8217; down <a HREF="http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2006/11/smootass.jpg" REL="nofollow">drawers </a>.</p>
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		<title>By: Pemulis</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pemulis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 03:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>what happened to the new side scrollie-dealie with the trophies and the busts and the what have you&#039;s?  i can&#039;t even believe i noticed except i was so bored at work today i refreshed this site like 100000 times. im too drunk for this right now. but just drunk enough for a trip on the viking party boat! i was about to make a joke about viking helmets/goring, but then grossed myself and made my butt hurt thinking about it. ok byebye</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>what happened to the new side scrollie-dealie with the trophies and the busts and the what have you&#8217;s?  i can&#8217;t even believe i noticed except i was so bored at work today i refreshed this site like 100000 times. im too drunk for this right now. but just drunk enough for a trip on the viking party boat! i was about to make a joke about viking helmets/goring, but then grossed myself and made my butt hurt thinking about it. ok byebye</p>
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		<title>By: Otto Man</title>
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		<dc:creator>Otto Man</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 03:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>For the record: Y&#039;all.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It&#039;s a contraction of &quot;you&quot; and &quot;all,&quot; so be sure plant that apostrophe right between the &quot;Y&quot; and &quot;all&quot; like Fred Smoot dropping in a double-ended dildo between the fine, fine ladies of the Lake Minnetonka area.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For the record: Y&#8217;all.  </p>
<p>It&#8217;s a contraction of &#8220;you&#8221; and &#8220;all,&#8221; so be sure plant that apostrophe right between the &#8220;Y&#8221; and &#8220;all&#8221; like Fred Smoot dropping in a double-ended dildo between the fine, fine ladies of the Lake Minnetonka area.</p>
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