Comments on: I’m Sorry, Paris Hilton

By: Eric Fitton

Eric Fitton — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 18:43:42 +0000

Paris just keep on doing your thing and don’t listen to those hater they just wish that they were you!

By: Valentin Meuse

Valentin Meuse — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 15:03:09 +0000

We have been watching Paris Hilton’s BFF. Where do they come across these people? They are from another planet!

By: denvergodfather

denvergodfather — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 17:33:00 +0000

Tank shoving guns in her cunt is pure literary gold.

By: devang

devang — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 16:50:00 +0000

Hey Kim Kardashian, watch and learn!!

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 16:27:00 +0000

There are Free Paris and Jail Paris t-shirts all over eBay.

By: BeaverFever

BeaverFever — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 16:19:00 +0000

off topic, but will mike vick hold a news conference on this site addressing this story about his house being burgaled ?

http://www.nypost.com/seven/06052007/sports/vick_dogfight_house_burgled_sports_.htm

By: Brother Joshua

Brother Joshua — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 15:33:00 +0000

@miamidiesel: i think the combination of staph with the diseases paris has would create a sort of vaginal super-acid which would allow her to melt the bars of her cell and thus walk freely to menace the streets, turned into a monster by circumstance and fate.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 15:31:00 +0000

Is there a word for bacteria that are harder to kill than superbacteria?

Bill O'Reilly.

By: miamidiesel

miamidiesel — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 15:25:00 +0000

So it turns out that the jail where Paris is staying has a rampant staph infection problem. Some might be concerned for the health of the inmates. Me? I'm more concerned about what happens when that staph bacteria in the prison commingles with the billions of bacteria in Paris' vagine. Is there a word for bacteria that are harder to kill than superbacteria? Because I have a feeling we might be facing some very soon...

By: BeaverFever

BeaverFever — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 15:15:00 +0000

“i think twoeightynine already has some paris-in-jail-themed t-shirts up at his store.”

capitalism is a beautiful thing