Comments on: I’m Sorry, Paris Hilton

By: denvergodfather

denvergodfather — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 17:33:00 +0000

Tank shoving guns in her cunt is pure literary gold.

By: devang

devang — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 16:50:00 +0000

Hey Kim Kardashian, watch and learn!!

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 16:27:00 +0000

There are Free Paris and Jail Paris t-shirts all over eBay.

By: BeaverFever

BeaverFever — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 16:19:00 +0000

off topic, but will mike vick hold a news conference on this site addressing this story about his house being burgaled ?

http://www.nypost.com/seven/06052007/sports/vick_dogfight_house_burgled_sports_.htm

By: Brother Joshua

Brother Joshua — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 15:33:00 +0000

@miamidiesel: i think the combination of staph with the diseases paris has would create a sort of vaginal super-acid which would allow her to melt the bars of her cell and thus walk freely to menace the streets, turned into a monster by circumstance and fate.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 15:31:00 +0000

Is there a word for bacteria that are harder to kill than superbacteria?

Bill O’Reilly.

By: miamidiesel

miamidiesel — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 15:25:00 +0000

So it turns out that the jail where Paris is staying has a rampant staph infection problem. Some might be concerned for the health of the inmates. Me? I’m more concerned about what happens when that staph bacteria in the prison commingles with the billions of bacteria in Paris’ vagine. Is there a word for bacteria that are harder to kill than superbacteria? Because I have a feeling we might be facing some very soon…

By: BeaverFever

BeaverFever — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 15:15:00 +0000

“i think twoeightynine already has some paris-in-jail-themed t-shirts up at his store.”

capitalism is a beautiful thing

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 15:09:00 +0000

That Bas Rutten story is terrific.

I’d normally be suspicious of the source, but if Urlacher was dumb enough to stick in it the human petri dish that we know as Paris Hilton, he’s dumb enough to do anything.

By: Peter McSheisty

Peter McSheisty — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 15:09:00 +0000

I’m pretty sure she smuggled in Nicole Richie. It’s the only explanation for her recent time on the Olsen Twins diet.

Off subject, but did anyone else here that Mary Kate Olsen is going to play Silas’ girlfriend on the new season of Weeds? Im convinced those chicks could be so hot if they put on about 20 lbs each and had sex with eachother.