Comments on: Dear Scottrade Helicopter Guy: F–k You

By: garglemonster

garglemonster — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 06:26:00 +0000

first in 2008!
ledgroks

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 14:40:00 +0000

I used to work for Scottrade. Trust me, Riney sucks even worse than you strenuously imply.

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 14:39:00 +0000

I used to work for Scottrade. Trust me, Riney sucks even worse than you strenuously imply.

By: Daniel Jimenez

Daniel Jimenez — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 21:10:00 +0000

Along these lines, I am baffled by the Ritz Camera commercials featuring David Ritz and Carmen Electra. It seems very likely to me that David is just using his company's money to fulfill his creepy Electra fantasies, because the only thing I take away from these commercials is that Carmen Electra is a really bad actress ("I hope David likes my show...") and David Ritz is really, really awkward around women.

By: MaxwellEdison

MaxwellEdison — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 15:08:00 +0000

It’s even gayer that the blades on his helicopter’s tailrotor don’t work, yet he still seems to be able to fly it.

That shit don’t work in the real world and neither does is company.

By: Kevin

Kevin — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 18:35:00 +0000

@James

Yeah, in PG, it'd be normal. In MoCo, they'd be on your ass so quick that it wouldn't even be funny. Remember the Sniper?

MoCo loves money!

Seriously, you think the company's investors are happy that he's spending so much money on commercials that are played to an audience where maybe, maybe 10% of the total viewers are their target demos?

By: fallex

fallex — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 18:13:00 +0000

mmmm, kari-kari.

By: Bloof

Bloof — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 00:04:00 +0000

@ miamidiesel: I would be jealous, but you said, "first."

Which is gay. Real men call shotgun. Calling "first" is something Les Nessman would do.

You stay classy, Miami.

By: Big Daddy Drew

Big Daddy Drew — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 21:11:00 +0000

is it just me or has Drew grown progressively snippier and snippier as the off-season has progressed?

June/July is usually when I start to lose it.

By: B

Thu, 07 Jun 2007 20:50:00 +0000

Yes!!!! Thank you!
And to add insult, the goddam commercials run twice every break on DirecTV.