Comments on: Dear Scottrade Helicopter Guy: F–k You http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/dear-scottrade-helicopter-guy-f-k-you.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 07:45:15 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: LaughingATlosers http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/dear-scottrade-helicopter-guy-f-k-you.html/comment-page-1#comment-209710 LaughingATlosers Sun, 11 Jul 2010 21:49:28 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/dear-scottrade-helicopter-guy-f-k-you.html#comment-209710 Sigh...another blog no one reads...I thought this may actually be something with some intelligence or insight on Scottrade. Back to the search engine... I'm sure he owns the copter too. I'm sure special effects have nothing to do with it. He must ACTUALLY fly a helicopter. *insert redneck twang* "Looky there! He got himself a flyin' machine. I saw it on the magic box!" Sigh…another blog no one reads…I thought this may actually be something with some intelligence or insight on Scottrade. Back to the search engine…

I’m sure he owns the copter too. I’m sure special effects have nothing to do with it. He must ACTUALLY fly a helicopter. *insert redneck twang* “Looky there! He got himself a flyin’ machine. I saw it on the magic box!”

]]> By: kevin http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/dear-scottrade-helicopter-guy-f-k-you.html/comment-page-1#comment-183461 kevin Fri, 05 Feb 2010 01:43:43 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/dear-scottrade-helicopter-guy-f-k-you.html#comment-183461 god i hate that fucking prick. I'd give all my savings to kick him in the nuts god i hate that fucking prick. I’d give all my savings to kick him in the nuts

]]> By: Maria http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/dear-scottrade-helicopter-guy-f-k-you.html/comment-page-1#comment-167086 Maria Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:32:06 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/dear-scottrade-helicopter-guy-f-k-you.html#comment-167086 Great Post! I love to read articles that are informative and beneficial in nature. Thank You for sharing your knowledge. Great Post! I love to read articles that are informative and beneficial in nature. Thank You for sharing your knowledge.

]]> By: garglemonster http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/dear-scottrade-helicopter-guy-f-k-you.html/comment-page-1#comment-42521 garglemonster Wed, 06 Feb 2008 06:26:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/dear-scottrade-helicopter-guy-f-k-you.html#comment-42521 first in 2008!<br/>ledgroks first in 2008!
ledgroks

]]> By: Jonathan http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/dear-scottrade-helicopter-guy-f-k-you.html/comment-page-1#comment-26678 Jonathan Thu, 26 Jul 2007 14:40:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/dear-scottrade-helicopter-guy-f-k-you.html#comment-26678 I used to work for Scottrade. Trust me, Riney sucks even worse than you strenuously imply. I used to work for Scottrade. Trust me, Riney sucks even worse than you strenuously imply.

]]> By: Jonathan http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/dear-scottrade-helicopter-guy-f-k-you.html/comment-page-1#comment-26677 Jonathan Thu, 26 Jul 2007 14:39:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/dear-scottrade-helicopter-guy-f-k-you.html#comment-26677 I used to work for Scottrade. Trust me, Riney sucks even worse than you strenuously imply. I used to work for Scottrade. Trust me, Riney sucks even worse than you strenuously imply.

]]> By: Daniel Jimenez http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/dear-scottrade-helicopter-guy-f-k-you.html/comment-page-1#comment-21821 Daniel Jimenez Mon, 11 Jun 2007 21:10:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/dear-scottrade-helicopter-guy-f-k-you.html#comment-21821 Along these lines, I am baffled by the <a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=ritz+camera+carmen+electra&search=Search" REL="nofollow">Ritz Camera commercials</a> featuring David Ritz and Carmen Electra. It seems very likely to me that David is just using his company's money to fulfill his creepy Electra fantasies, because the only thing I take away from these commercials is that Carmen Electra is a really bad actress ("I hope David likes my show...") and David Ritz is really, really awkward around women. Along these lines, I am baffled by the Ritz Camera commercials featuring David Ritz and Carmen Electra. It seems very likely to me that David is just using his company’s money to fulfill his creepy Electra fantasies, because the only thing I take away from these commercials is that Carmen Electra is a really bad actress (“I hope David likes my show…”) and David Ritz is really, really awkward around women.

]]> By: MaxwellEdison http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/dear-scottrade-helicopter-guy-f-k-you.html/comment-page-1#comment-21712 MaxwellEdison Sat, 09 Jun 2007 15:08:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/dear-scottrade-helicopter-guy-f-k-you.html#comment-21712 It's even gayer that the blades on his helicopter's tailrotor don't work, yet he still seems to be able to fly it.<br/><br/>That shit don't work in the real world and neither does is company. It’s even gayer that the blades on his helicopter’s tailrotor don’t work, yet he still seems to be able to fly it.

That shit don’t work in the real world and neither does is company.

]]> By: Kevin http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/dear-scottrade-helicopter-guy-f-k-you.html/comment-page-1#comment-21657 Kevin Fri, 08 Jun 2007 18:35:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/dear-scottrade-helicopter-guy-f-k-you.html#comment-21657 @James<br/><br/>Yeah, in PG, it'd be normal. In MoCo, they'd be on your ass so quick that it wouldn't even be funny. Remember the Sniper?<br/><br/>MoCo loves money!<br/><br/>Seriously, you think the company's investors are happy that he's spending so much money on commercials that are played to an audience where maybe, maybe 10% of the total viewers are their target demos? @James

Yeah, in PG, it’d be normal. In MoCo, they’d be on your ass so quick that it wouldn’t even be funny. Remember the Sniper?

MoCo loves money!

Seriously, you think the company’s investors are happy that he’s spending so much money on commercials that are played to an audience where maybe, maybe 10% of the total viewers are their target demos?

]]> By: fallex http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/dear-scottrade-helicopter-guy-f-k-you.html/comment-page-1#comment-21646 fallex Fri, 08 Jun 2007 18:13:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/dear-scottrade-helicopter-guy-f-k-you.html#comment-21646 mmmm, kari-kari. mmmm, kari-kari.

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