Big Daddy Drew is in a meeting this morning — I know: I, too, thought the Dick Joke Symposium was next week — so it’s gonna be me, Captain Caveman, leading you through the draft this morning. Yeah, yeah. I like it when Drew does all the work, too. Less writing for me.

So, let’s get to it: drinking games. As always, select one game at a time and wait ten picks — not comments, but picks — until you select again. These must be real games that you have played. Any arcane or obscure games require brief explanations so that others may go forth and get drunk in that matter.

Personally, I’m sad to say that I’ve moved beyond drinking games. They tend to be too loud, and that gets in the way of me getting mellow. I prefer drinking by myself. So, I’ll be passing on the first pick — I’ll trade down for multiple picks next draft or something — but I want to make ONE THING VERY CLEAR:

That game where you throw the ping-pong ball at the pyramid of cups? It’s Beirut. Beer pong is played with paddles. Only shitheads who don’t know their drinking games call Beirut beer pong.