Comments on: Cheerleader Twins: A Duet of Pleasures

By: Awful Chief

Awful Chief — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 16:05:00 +0000

Following hurricane Katrina I worked for a relief organization for a month. One of my duties was to register households which involved taking the names of everyone living in the unit. Actual names of four children in one family:
Princess
Yrhighness
Yrmajesty
Yrexellency

"Sir, could you please spell that for me?"
"Y-r-m-a-j-e-s-t-y"

Holding it together through that may have been the single greatest accomplishment in my life.

By: Punch Rockgroin

Punch Rockgroin — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 02:45:00 +0000

There's no amount of bangin hot twin cheerleader ass to make me forget how shitty the Texans are, is there?

No, seriously... is there an amount and how much will it cost?

By: Vanilla

Vanilla — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 22:48:00 +0000

IDIOTS! When she said that Vanilla was her favorite flavor she wasn’t talking about Ice Cream, she was talking about my cream!

By: dick_gozinia

dick_gozinia — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 21:26:00 +0000

I'll tell ya what's worse.

We just had a new couple move in to the condo across the hall from us. The guy's name is Cary and her name is (obviously) Sherry. Friggin' Sherry and Cary.

If I had met my perfect match and her name rhymed with mine, I'd legally change my name rather than suffer the hell of peoples' responses to our adorably rhyming names for the rest of my life. Something like Butch or Steve McQueen would work.

By: Tom

Tom — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 20:54:00 +0000

Despite their hotness, they somehow still managed to make that video profile unwatchable

By: Sam

Sam — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 20:40:00 +0000

Whoever wrote this post is responsible for the deaths of thousands of unborn Wahoos.

-Chief Wahoo

By: devang

devang — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 20:38:00 +0000

Whoever picked out their lipstick for that picture should be fired.

Uh, yeah right, lipstick, sure. I'm only looking at their DSLs and boobies.

By: B

Fri, 22 Jun 2007 20:32:00 +0000

Damn you!!! Just when I had finally forgotten all about that awful “AND TWINS!” commercial.

By: Jackin'4Beats

Jackin'4Beats — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 19:36:00 +0000

So who’s down to do the motorboat with Marisa?

By: Jackin'4Beats

Jackin'4Beats — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 19:35:00 +0000

Find a happy place.
Find a happy place!!!
FIND A HAPPY PLACE!!!!!!