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	<title>Comments on: Berating You Contest Entrants So That Ufford Doesn&#8217;t Have To</title>
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		<title>By: Matt T</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/berating-you-contest-entrants-so-that.html#comment-22842</link>
		<dc:creator>Matt T</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2007 00:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;We haven't had a decent tip since Rex Grossman got plastered before the Super Bowl.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;So I should have held on to that one until now?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Damn.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>We haven&#8217;t had a decent tip since Rex Grossman got plastered before the Super Bowl.</i></p>
<p>So I should have held on to that one until now?</p>
<p>Damn.</p>
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		<title>By: Swolestice</title>
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		<dc:creator>Swolestice</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 16:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I met OJ Simpson at the '92 Summer Olympics.  I had a picture taken with him, and my grandma told his girlfriend to get out of the picture right before she snapped it.  I'm pretty sure he was wearing Bruno Magli shoes.  I'll see if I can dig up the photo.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sadly, that's all I've got...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I met OJ Simpson at the &#8216;92 Summer Olympics.  I had a picture taken with him, and my grandma told his girlfriend to get out of the picture right before she snapped it.  I&#8217;m pretty sure he was wearing Bruno Magli shoes.  I&#8217;ll see if I can dig up the photo.</p>
<p>Sadly, that&#8217;s all I&#8217;ve got&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Swolestice</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/berating-you-contest-entrants-so-that.html#comment-22771</link>
		<dc:creator>Swolestice</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 15:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Otto Man, your time is impeccable.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Otto Man, your time is impeccable.</p>
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		<title>By: Awful Chief</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/berating-you-contest-entrants-so-that.html#comment-22755</link>
		<dc:creator>Awful Chief</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 13:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>thenaturalmevs, don't think that no one noticed that you just posted the same comment on two separate posts.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>thenaturalmevs, don&#8217;t think that no one noticed that you just posted the same comment on two separate posts.</p>
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		<title>By: TheNaturalMevs</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/berating-you-contest-entrants-so-that.html#comment-22754</link>
		<dc:creator>TheNaturalMevs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 13:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If you're talking porn stars, you can't miss a scene from these:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Nici Sterling&lt;br/&gt;Alexandria Quinn&lt;br/&gt;Gauge&lt;br/&gt;Monica Sweetheart&lt;br/&gt;Nici Sterling ****&lt;br/&gt;Anna Nova&lt;br/&gt;Angelica Sin&lt;br/&gt;Jeanna Fine&lt;br/&gt;Nicole Sheridan (when she's not banging that ogre husband in every scene)&lt;br/&gt;Mia Bangg&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Check them out, they're the best in the biz.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;re talking porn stars, you can&#8217;t miss a scene from these:</p>
<p>Nici Sterling<br />Alexandria Quinn<br />Gauge<br />Monica Sweetheart<br />Nici Sterling ****<br />Anna Nova<br />Angelica Sin<br />Jeanna Fine<br />Nicole Sheridan (when she&#8217;s not banging that ogre husband in every scene)<br />Mia Bangg</p>
<p>Check them out, they&#8217;re the best in the biz.</p>
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		<title>By: Sam</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 12:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My apologies, Ape.  At least it was softcore porn.  I figured it was ok since I was involved and all.  My bad.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;-Chief Wahoo</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My apologies, Ape.  At least it was softcore porn.  I figured it was ok since I was involved and all.  My bad.</p>
<p>-Chief Wahoo</p>
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		<title>By: Andrew</title>
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		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 02:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oprah's Va Jay Jay apologizes for any offense taken.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oprah&#8217;s Va Jay Jay apologizes for any offense taken.</p>
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		<title>By: Landru</title>
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		<dc:creator>Landru</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 01:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Holy fuck.  Take an enema, Drew.  I already bitchslapped myself in public for the oldass blog entries.  I'll be your submissive bitch for, like, one comment, but after that it gets kinda boring, y'know?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Holy fuck.  Take an enema, Drew.  I already bitchslapped myself in public for the oldass blog entries.  I&#8217;ll be your submissive bitch for, like, one comment, but after that it gets kinda boring, y&#8217;know?</p>
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		<title>By: The Pirate Sloth</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/berating-you-contest-entrants-so-that.html#comment-22749</link>
		<dc:creator>The Pirate Sloth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 00:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks Andrea, I'll be sure to keep that in mind for future rendezvous.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks Andrea, I&#8217;ll be sure to keep that in mind for future rendezvous.</p>
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		<title>By: LadyAndrea</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/berating-you-contest-entrants-so-that.html#comment-22747</link>
		<dc:creator>LadyAndrea</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 22:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Pirate Sloth, don't be so presumptuous.  I'll be your friend.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;But if you come on my face, I'll punch you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pirate Sloth, don&#8217;t be so presumptuous.  I&#8217;ll be your friend.</p>
<p>But if you come on my face, I&#8217;ll punch you.</p>
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