As We Proceed… (Who Shot Ya?) …To Give You What You Need
Late last week, Redskins first-round pick LaRon “The Ron” Landry was paintballed in the groin in an apparent team-building activity with fellow members of the first-team defense. We KSKers prefer not to “build” “teams”. It’s ever so droll, that. However, the busting of balls concept does hold some promise.
We choose to ignore for the moment the obvious Han Moleman/George C. Scott joke, as we’re more curious as to who fired to offending shot, a fact that the AP article helpfully elides over. An abbreviated list of present suspects:
Tito Puente
Not actually Adam Archuleta, but someone who makes a lot of tired Adam Archuleta jokes
The Maj
Renaldo Wynn
Shitsy Spitsy
GG Allin
California Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer
Keith Hernandez
Nerds
Falco
Gabe Ruth
Hobos
Otto Man
One of those damn lolcats
Ron Paul
Any help would be much appreciated. We’d hate for the Redskins to have an excuse for sucking.
Image courtesy of flubby, who celebrated his first Father’s Day as a dad yesterday…by ignoring his kid and designing MS Paint images.
Tags: bad MS Paint, nut shots, xmas ape
June 18th, 2007 at 1:58 am
It wasn’t me.
I was home watching “Pardon My Zinger.”
June 18th, 2007 at 5:58 am
It must’ve been the lolcat with the sniper rifle…..I’ve always wanted to choke that bitch.
June 18th, 2007 at 7:24 am
I just hope it was on video.
Somebody says Landry was going to nail a teammate execution style, but the teammate was all “boom bitch!”
That’s worth at least $3,000 if abc aired that shit.
June 18th, 2007 at 7:34 am
It had to be Sean Taylor. I mean, c’mon.
Gabe Ruth. HA! Babe Ruth’s gay brother.
June 18th, 2007 at 9:25 am
let’s see…
the hit was below the belt.
the person who “caught” it was a defensive back.
the defensive back in question was probably more open than anyone else on the field.
… yeah, it had to be Jason Campbell. Typical Redskin QB.
June 18th, 2007 at 9:26 am
It was Allison Stokke’s father.
June 18th, 2007 at 10:11 am
Was he running with his knife out? Everyone runs faster with their knife out.
June 18th, 2007 at 10:19 am
could have been andrew golota, mistaking landry for riddick bowe
June 18th, 2007 at 10:23 am
seriously guys…stop snitchin’
(it was totally UM…nice red herring)
June 18th, 2007 at 10:26 am
does the Vice Pres. have an alibi?
June 18th, 2007 at 10:33 am
It was Clay Shaw.
I can hear sweat tricklin’ down your cheek
June 18th, 2007 at 10:52 am
Had to be Wynn. He takes paint ball waaay too seriously and Shitsy Spitsy lacks the opposable thumbs.
June 18th, 2007 at 11:02 am
I slaved over that picture for dozens of seconds.
June 18th, 2007 at 11:05 am
It was Brady Quinn - single handedly trying to take out every person drafted ahead of him.
June 18th, 2007 at 11:55 am
It was Brady Quinn - single handedly trying to take out every person drafted ahead of him.
Well, that would explain why he went right for the nutsack.
June 18th, 2007 at 11:57 am
What’s this… no mention of Pacman Jones’ crew anywhere?
June 18th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Testify against me and I’ll shoot you in the nutsack…
TAKE THAT!!!
Hmmm, bustin caps makes me want to roll up. Mmmm sweet cheeba…
- Mike Vick
June 18th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Redskin cheerleaders are wondering if he lost the battle of little or big horn….. PLAY THAT TRUMPET!
June 18th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
A Landry playing for the Redskins?
This has Don Meredith’s old-man stench all over it.
June 18th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
I’m calling Chris Cooley on this. The rules of street justice suggest that the one appropriate punishment for such a crime is internment in hotpants.
June 18th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
It was the ghost of Southeast Jerome, exacting revenge from the afterlife on the team that failed to protect him from A-Rod. Sheriff Gonna Getcha and Inspector 2-2 are on the case.
June 18th, 2007 at 7:22 pm
Definitely Babe Ruth’s gay brother.
June 19th, 2007 at 1:28 am
Can we get a proper link on here!?! Good work KSK, but our proceeds got o charity, and I started that nickname…
I CAN END IT!!
HAIL!
http://www.cafepress.com/buy/redskins+insider/-/pv_design_details/pg_1/id_19184025/opt_/fpt_/c_360/
June 19th, 2007 at 2:58 am
@ The Butler
Clearly it wasn’t Cheney. He only uses real bullets.