Comments on: Your Lackluster NFL Roundup

By: J.L. White

J.L. White — Wed, 02 May 2007 22:12:00 +0000

Maybe that’s why Matt Millen is ignorant of the overwhelming shitiness of his own compitence. He doesn’t use those Internet things. I think I’m going to write a hand-written letter, using squid ink and paper personally milled by the Amish, and mail it to him using the Pony Express.

In about 4 months, he’ll finally learn the horrible truth.

By: SlickBomb

SlickBomb — Wed, 02 May 2007 15:47:00 +0000

Marcus,

Enjoy your time in Canada.

Love,

Roger.

By: peytonloveskenny

peytonloveskenny — Wed, 02 May 2007 15:31:00 +0000

Doesn't it look like Brady and Moss belong together?

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Wed, 02 May 2007 15:15:00 +0000

devang: You hear Cher in your head? That's terrifying.

That was my reaction, too. I decided to pretend it never happened.

By: Weed Against Speed

Weed Against Speed — Wed, 02 May 2007 15:05:00 +0000

devang: You hear Cher in your head? That’s terrifying.

By: QueeferSuthrland

QueeferSuthrland — Wed, 02 May 2007 14:59:00 +0000

The Jets would then implode and I could go back to bitching about Eli Manning and Fuhrer Coughlin.

Fixed.

By: MDT

MDT — Wed, 02 May 2007 14:58:00 +0000

Shit, I didn’t know Marcus was eligible for parole already.

By: nation_of_islam_sportsblog

nation_of_islam_sportsblog — Wed, 02 May 2007 14:55:00 +0000

Brady restructures. Moss takes a pay cut. I've never seen such wonderful, team oriented actions.

It's beautiful to witness.

Thanks, Tom. Thanks, Randy.

I have a renewed faith in the wholesome nature of man.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Wed, 02 May 2007 14:48:00 +0000

It’s sort of like letting Lennie from Of Mice and Men run your football team.

You know, substitute “flashy wide receiver” for “fluffy bunny rabbit,” and it’s pretty much a perfect fit. I guess Mariucci would’ve been George.

By: devang

devang — Wed, 02 May 2007 14:45:00 +0000

Listening to some sports talk radio on my way back from work, I heard this brilliant insight from a caller. Why don’t the Jets pick up Keyshawn Johnson and let him end his career in New York? Click, change the channel. Then I started thinking, you know it might not be a bad idea, seeing as the Jets have a pretty thin receiving corps and Mangina doesn’t look like he would take bullshit from a preening self-promter. But then I heard Cher’s voice, “snap out of it”, and I did. Keyshawn won’t have a skinny white wide receiver to call gay, so that will frustrate him even more. He COULD insult the noodle armed Chad Pennington and call him gay, sissy, whatever. That would be Eagles take 2, 100 miles up the NJ turnpike. Would be nice to enjoy for a while, especially in the New YOrk media. It would all end one day by Keyshawn climbing into the stands (a la Artest) screaming to that fucking annoying fireman dude “shut the fuck up asshole, this town isn’t big enough for both of us” and beating the ever living shit out of him.

The Jets would then implode and I could go back to bitching about Eli Manning and General Coughlin.