Welcome, UFL. May We Suggest Some Franchise Names?
As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Mark Cuban has come up with the historically successful idea of a pro football league to compete with the NFL. Although we here at KSK are die-hard NFL fans and junior brownshirts in Der Kommissar Goodell’s Third Reich, we also have other interests — namely, frottage, zoological snuff films, and questionable business ideas.
Earlier today, the six of us brainstormed names for some North American franchises we think would attract fans in tomorrow’s UFL. Mr. Cuban, feel free to use any of these, totally free of charge. All we really want is a link on BlogMaverick!
Miami Rafters… Orlando Drifters… San Francisco Treats… Utah Whites… Birmingham Church Fire… Portland Dinghys… Quad City DJs… Tacoma Aroma… Fort Lauderdale Foam Party… Memphis Homeless… Lincoln Logjammin’
New York Overheard Comments… Baltimore Barksdales… Omaha Loblaws… South Memphis Leprechauns… Grand Rapids Rapids… St. Louis White Flight… Brooklyn Negroes… Daytona Beaches… Tijuana Donkeys… Detroit Lions
Alabama FatKid HawgDroppers… Ogdenville Monorail… Mexico City Pollution… Milwaukee White Punks on Dope… San Jose Joses… Kansas City Flyovers… Cleveland Steamers… Louisiana Hurricanes… Michigan Breakdowns
Hawaii Lepers… Virginia Gameness… Mattoon Bangs… Dallas Dallassians… Houston Houstonians… San Antonio Antonians… Toronto Informers… Vancouver Salmon… Winnipeg Pegboys… Los Angeles Fucksticks… Camden Dystopia
Fort Worth Folly… Shreveport Flood… Alaska Xanax… New Jersey Asbestos Dumpers… Scranton Schrutes… Des Moines Huffers… Las Vegas Vig… Fort Wayne Flight Risks… Key West Rough Riders… Fire Island Ferries… Columbus Claretts
Boise Ennui… Durham Spandex… Lubbock Homophobes… Albany Men’s Free Clinic… Hoboken Handjobs… Malibu Treehorns… Orlando Stokkes… Boston Relapse… Baton Rouge Uninsurables… Atlantic City Stinkpalm
There you go. Only three Katrina jokes: I think we showed considerable restraint. Your submissions in the comments, please.
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May 31st, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Kansas City(KS) Evolution
May 31st, 2007 at 2:33 pm
LOVE the Los Angeles Fucksticks.
And, thanks for the restraint with the Katrina jokes…fucksticks.
May 31st, 2007 at 2:34 pm
The L.A. Rehab
May 31st, 2007 at 2:34 pm
San Francisco Unicorns
Albany Steamed Hams (fans of the simpsons should get this one).
May 31st, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Las Vegas Prostitutes…Compton R.I.P.’s…Cincinnati Parolees…
May 31st, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Eugene Tokers
Tucson Pharmers
May 31st, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Superintendent Chalmers: You call hamburgers steamed hams?
Seymour Skinner: Yes, it’s a regional dialect.
Superintendent Chalmers: Uh-huh. What region?
Seymour Skinner: Uhh … Upstate New York.
Superintendent Chalmers: Really? Well, I’m from Utica, and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase ’steamed hams.’
Seymour Skinner:Oh, not in Utica. No, it’s an Albany expression.
Superintendent Chalmers: I see.
May 31st, 2007 at 2:41 pm
The Alabama frachise has changed its name to the Photoshoppers.
As a season ticket holder for the Orlando Drifters, I would have to strongly recommend a change to the Gunfire. We are kicking Jacksonville’s ass in per capita murder this year.
Also, might I suggest the Seattle Coathangers?
May 31st, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Witchita Kin-Bout Willis
May 31st, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? A this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?!
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: May I see it?
Skinner: Oh, erm… No.
I think they should split up the AFC and NFC. The AFC could still play a normal season, and the NFC (who gives a shit) could play during the off-season. I need my NFL year-round.
May 31st, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Planet Unicorn, heyyy!
Albany Steamed Hams? Well, I’m from Utica and I’ve never heard of ‘em.
Newark Pimps
Birmingham Inbreds
Philadelphia Depression
New Brunswick Hos (that one’s for the WUFL)
May 31st, 2007 at 2:45 pm
Laramie Bashers
May 31st, 2007 at 2:46 pm
chamomiles knows what i’m talking about. btw, i think a few cities might be fighting over the inbred name.
i vote for all 3 unicorns from planet unicorn as the s.f. team mascots.
also, thanks CC for the UFl post
May 31st, 2007 at 2:47 pm
The Washington Bullets
May 31st, 2007 at 2:47 pm
Montclair Huskygals
May 31st, 2007 at 2:47 pm
Las Vegas Teasers
May 31st, 2007 at 2:48 pm
Atlanta Dog Fighters
May 31st, 2007 at 2:49 pm
The New Hampshire Jonnycakes.
May 31st, 2007 at 2:49 pm
The Cincinnati Bowties
May 31st, 2007 at 2:49 pm
Cleveland Brown Stains
May 31st, 2007 at 2:51 pm
Boston Yahdoods
May 31st, 2007 at 2:51 pm
springfield meltdowns, “I’ve got ‘downs syndrome”
May 31st, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Straight from the Windy Apple, the Capital City Capitals.
May 31st, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Providence Ciancis (sorry only new englanders might get this one)
May 31st, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Panama City Clap
May 31st, 2007 at 2:54 pm
beaverfever’s already working on marketing slogans. Goddamn!
Another submission:
Tampa Bay Strippers (just think about the cheerleader uniforms)
May 31st, 2007 at 2:56 pm
i actually stole that slogan from that simspsons episode. if i remember correctly lenny was carrying a sign or yelled that slogan.
best strip club i’ve ever been to was in t.b. (mons venus), good call chamomiles.
May 31st, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Juneau JewFros
That may be a bit of a stretch.
May 31st, 2007 at 2:57 pm
Knoxville World’s Fair
May 31st, 2007 at 2:57 pm
Michigan MARVIN
May 31st, 2007 at 2:58 pm
South Bend Junktouchers
Nashville Rainmakers
Cincinnati Profilers
btw, Virginia Gameness was sublime, kudos to whoever cooked that one up.
May 31st, 2007 at 2:58 pm
@Beaverfeaver
Karl: Ive got melt mania!
Lenny: Ive got Downs’ Syndrome!
May 31st, 2007 at 2:59 pm
The Troy McClures
May 31st, 2007 at 2:59 pm
nice work mcsheisty
May 31st, 2007 at 3:01 pm
peter- how about the Sitka Yids?
May 31st, 2007 at 3:02 pm
Matoon Leeches (Leitches?)
May 31st, 2007 at 3:02 pm
Mankato Kaelins
May 31st, 2007 at 3:02 pm
@ Insignificant Life,
Cleveland Towel Stains, perhaps?
May 31st, 2007 at 3:02 pm
North Dakota Almost-Canadians
Montana Loners
Shelbyville Jerks
May 31st, 2007 at 3:03 pm
bonus points to anyone who gets Sitka Yids
May 31st, 2007 at 3:04 pm
“Fire Island Ferries”
Without a doubt, the best.
May 31st, 2007 at 3:04 pm
UM, have you read the new Chabon? Impressions?
May 31st, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Perhaps the Kentucky slack-jawed-yokels?
(trying to stay w/the simpsons vibe)
May 31st, 2007 at 3:06 pm
…and my homestate needs a team. Connecticut Cunt Rags?
Did I go too far, yep, probably.
May 31st, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Bakersfield Methheads
May 31st, 2007 at 3:08 pm
micro- I’m only a few chapters deep but I love it. But I’m a Chabon homer.
May 31st, 2007 at 3:08 pm
Alaska Question
[rimshot]
May 31st, 2007 at 3:08 pm
WITcHita Leather?
yeah, it’s a shameless brown-nosing
May 31st, 2007 at 3:10 pm
The Surry County PETA’s
May 31st, 2007 at 3:11 pm
New England Goalie Pullers
May 31st, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Good to hear - the NYT serial was disappointing, but Amazing Adventures bought him a lifetime pass in my book
Pittsburgh Mysteries
May 31st, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Hiroshima Enola Gays
Not soon enough?
May 31st, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Boston Booze Bags
LA Throat Slitter
San Fran Back Bayers
Brooklyn Bats
New York Crack
San Diego Boarder Jumpers
The Seattle Overdose (@Lexipro Field)
May 31st, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Camden (NJ) Criminals
May 31st, 2007 at 3:14 pm
micro- Wonder Boys is one of my favorite novels in the past 20 years. that and Mysteries made me want to go to Pitt. Sadly I never got a class with the prof who influenced Grady Tripp.
May 31st, 2007 at 3:14 pm
raskolnikov going international, in that case chernobyl would have a serious claim to the nickname meltdowns.
May 31st, 2007 at 3:14 pm
@raskolnikov. +1
Tehran Kabooms
May 31st, 2007 at 3:14 pm
@Raskolnikov
I see your Hiroshima Enola Gays
and raise you a “The Berlin Superiors”
There, I’m done.
May 31st, 2007 at 3:15 pm
peter- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Yiddish_Policemen’s_Union
May 31st, 2007 at 3:16 pm
…btw, I was going to go with German Gas…but I thought that was too far. In retrospect, it would have been and I wish I had.
May 31st, 2007 at 3:16 pm
The Los Angeles Drunk Drivers
May 31st, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Titusville Challengers
May 31st, 2007 at 3:17 pm
to stay on the whole nuclear/radioactive theme, nevada radioactive wastelanders.
May 31st, 2007 at 3:18 pm
The Boston Massholes
May 31st, 2007 at 3:19 pm
Staten Island Landfills.
That’s it I’m not getting any more work done today.
May 31st, 2007 at 3:19 pm
@beaverfever, I see your Nevada Radioactive wastelanders and raise you to:
Chernobyl Lymphomas
May 31st, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Green Bay Fudge Packers
May 31st, 2007 at 3:21 pm
UM
I found it once I saw you all were talking about Chabon. Thanks Wiki.
May 31st, 2007 at 3:21 pm
The (mark) Cuban Douchebags
May 31st, 2007 at 3:23 pm
Nick Saban suggests the Orlando Donovans.
May 31st, 2007 at 3:23 pm
The Spain Train
May 31st, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Cincinnati Bow Ties.
May 31st, 2007 at 3:24 pm
The Missouri Misery
May 31st, 2007 at 3:24 pm
New Brunswick (NJ) Pin Cushions
The Rutgers Syphillis
ok..I’ll stop. I apologize. To KSKS fandom. Fuck New Jersey.
May 31st, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Pittsburgh Helmetheads
May 31st, 2007 at 3:26 pm
cicnci bow ties were taken about a half ago. very popular name apparently.
May 31st, 2007 at 3:26 pm
California Wildfires.
May 31st, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Fuck New Jersey.
I concur, and I live in NJ
No other reason other than its existence, right?
May 31st, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Queensland Stingrays
May 31st, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Reno Divorcee’s
May 31st, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Madison MudButts
May 31st, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Greensburg Touchdowns
May 31st, 2007 at 3:30 pm
@ Don’t You Judge Me and Beverfever
I’m going all in with “The Tokyo Bukkake”
May 31st, 2007 at 3:30 pm
Tulsa Redskins
May 31st, 2007 at 3:30 pm
Jersey smells like chemicals. I’m not even being a dick. It really is that polluted.
I hate NJ for that and the fact that nearly 99% of its wretched inhabitants thinks that their state is the tits and they are sooo proud to be from there. It just chaps my ass.
May 31st, 2007 at 3:30 pm
Chicago Crooks
May 31st, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Little Rock Sisterfuckers
May 31st, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Flagstaff Fluffers
May 31st, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Seattle Depression
May 31st, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Oklahoma City Bombers?
Yeah I know.
May 31st, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Prince William Sound Hazelwoods
May 31st, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Toronto Homewreckers?
May 31st, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Damn, coming late to another party here. A lot of good ones there, but the “Baltimore Barksdales” is pure fucking genius.
Alright, here’s mine:
Vancouver Hydros
San Diego Whale Vaginas
San Francisco Treats
Staten Island Fairies
Bismarck Sinkers
Cincinnati Flytraps
Lincoln Headwounds
Mississippi Mullets
Honolulu Hemophiliacs
May 31st, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Sumatra Tsunamis.
I’m already aware that I’m going to hell
May 31st, 2007 at 3:37 pm
La Crosse Halfsmirk
May 31st, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Reno Janets
May 31st, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Corpus Cristi Catamites
Atlanta General Shermans
May 31st, 2007 at 3:38 pm
One year, a friend of mine used “Oklahoma City Bombers” for the name his fantasy baseball team. This was in 1995.
Here’s one: the Michigan Militia
May 31st, 2007 at 3:38 pm
cincinnati race riots
May 31st, 2007 at 3:40 pm
The Columbus You-Jackin-Its
Cleveland Steamers
Well, that covers Ohio — unless you want to count the “Parma Johns.”
May 31st, 2007 at 3:41 pm
@otto man - a correction:
it’s the Fire Island Fairies
May 31st, 2007 at 3:42 pm
@otto man - a correction: it’s the Fire Island Fairies
Nah, I’m sticking with the pun on the Staten Island ferry. Plus, I hate that fucking place.
Anyway, it would be the Fire Island Faaaaaabulous!
May 31st, 2007 at 3:42 pm
The Phoenix Rivers
May 31st, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Atlantic City Direct Current
May 31st, 2007 at 3:44 pm
chamomiles, ohio is not done yet. no one has mentioned toledo.
May 31st, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Milwaukee Dahmers
May 31st, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Milwaukee Flagelence
Seattle New Year’s Suicide
Baltimore Sam Cassells
Baltimore Bunks
Connecticut Giant Disparities Between the Rich and the Poor
Staten Island Fragrance
May 31st, 2007 at 3:45 pm
Is everybody ready for some crass, low brow shock that is not really funny and will ultimately make me an outcast from KSK? (Im already going to hell for other reasons; mass pet grave in backyard, kids in trunk, etc.)
Alright, here goes!
The Blacksburg Crasians!
May 31st, 2007 at 3:45 pm
Missoula Oblongatas
May 31st, 2007 at 3:45 pm
The Indiana Inbreds
May 31st, 2007 at 3:45 pm
El Paso Illegals Immigrants
May 31st, 2007 at 3:46 pm
thanks you hercules
May 31st, 2007 at 3:46 pm
For the Phil Collins fans: The Sioux City O’s.
And if Phil doesn’t like it, he can sue the Sioux City O’s. Oh-oh-oh.
May 31st, 2007 at 3:46 pm
@Chamomiles Davis +100
May 31st, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Tennessee Tuxedos?
May 31st, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Missoula Oblongatas
Now that’s good. They could play in the same division with the Reno Failures.
May 31st, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Toledo Taco
May 31st, 2007 at 3:48 pm
The Memphis Raines
May 31st, 2007 at 3:49 pm
South Beach Bikini Waxers
May 31st, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Miami Rafters
Columbine Gunners
Alabama Late-Term Abortions
Atlanta Freaknik Rapes
New Jersey Rest Stop Handjobs
Mobile Colored Restrooms
Montana Package Bombs
May 31st, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Helena Mirrens
May 31st, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Santa Monica Panhandlers
May 31st, 2007 at 3:52 pm
kentucky whiskey dicks
May 31st, 2007 at 3:53 pm
The Memphis Raines
Heh. I had that down but thought no one would get it.
As long as we’re on Nick Cage — the Arizona Raisins.
May 31st, 2007 at 3:53 pm
Casper Friendly Ghosts
May 31st, 2007 at 3:54 pm
For any tranny lovers out there:
South Beach Conspicuous Adam’s Apples
South Beach Really Really Big Hands
May 31st, 2007 at 3:58 pm
for A-Rod:
The Toronto Strange
May 31st, 2007 at 3:59 pm
The Cleveland Garys
May 31st, 2007 at 3:59 pm
Compton Drivebys
Vancouver Hydroponics
May 31st, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Oklahoma Speed
Missisippi Backwash
West Virginia First Cousins
Dairien Date Rapists (a CT thing)
Bronx Bodiquas
Nigerian 419’s
May 31st, 2007 at 4:00 pm
@flubby: +69
May 31st, 2007 at 4:01 pm
The Paris Penetrators
May 31st, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Vancouver Hydroponics
I already had that. And then I named it here too.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Tanzania T-Cells.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Cheyenne Chitkickers
Brokeback Mountaineers
May 31st, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Mexico Rons
May 31st, 2007 at 4:05 pm
@otto man: Sorry, I must have missed it. I knew it was too good to be an original idea!
May 31st, 2007 at 4:05 pm
D.C. Crack Addicted Mayors
May 31st, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Bismarck Chancellors
May 31st, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Paris Penetrators? That’s a pretty big team.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Lynchburg Holy Rollers
D.C. Cabs
Charleston Chews
Oklahoma Homos
Montana Joes
Utah Johnnys
May 31st, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Montpelier Saps
May 31st, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Miami Sound Machine (i apologize for that one)
santa monica lewinskys
May 31st, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Otto Man is destroying this
May 31st, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Alabama Slammers (crickets)
Stockholm Syndrome (crickets)
May 31st, 2007 at 4:09 pm
No worries, Chamomiles. The Missoula Oblongatas has earned you a significant free pass.
If the Paris Penetrators is too much, how about the Paris Penicillin?
May 31st, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Houston FUPA
May 31st, 2007 at 4:10 pm
d.c. cabs and charleton chews in one comment. yes, otto is on a roll.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:12 pm
New York Bullshit Smoking Ban
May 31st, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Gotta say: I LOVE Alaska Xanax.
“The Xanax sure are looking particularly lethargic on offense out there tonight, huh, Terry?”
May 31st, 2007 at 4:14 pm
DC GentriFire
May 31st, 2007 at 4:14 pm
Pittsburgh Pussy Baskets
May 31st, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Otto Man is destroying this
Thanks. This comes from a decade of thinking up fantasy names. A sad, pathetic decade.
The Stockholm Syndrome is terrific. I’ll try to go international.
London Callings
Edinburgh Burrs
Berlin Metros
Amsterdam Brownies
Roman Hands
Venetian Blinds
Luxembourg Collective
May 31st, 2007 at 4:15 pm
You know the recievers for the Pussy Baskets will catch everything.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Brooklyn Wife Beaters
May 31st, 2007 at 4:16 pm
I was with you on OKC, grimey. Just got here late.
What about the Gary(IN) Gnus? I would buy a jersey.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:16 pm
Since we’ve gone international…
The Bangkok Lady-boys
The Singapore Canes
The Mumbai Holy Cows
The Calcutta Black Holes
The Tokyo Roses
May 31st, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Colombia Neckties
Brazil Waxers
Uruguay Homophobes
Argentina Godhands
Lima Beans
May 31st, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Shanghai Steamers
May 31st, 2007 at 4:18 pm
@otto- Argentina Godhands? Uruguay Homophobes?
I concede to you, sir.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:19 pm
Shanghai Surprises
May 31st, 2007 at 4:19 pm
Kansas City Faggots
May 31st, 2007 at 4:19 pm
Vietnam Beach Parties
Hong Kong Phooeys
Cambodia Holidays
Myanmar Burmese
Kyrgyzstan Consonants
Tokyo Roses
May 31st, 2007 at 4:20 pm
Caracas Carcasses
May 31st, 2007 at 4:20 pm
Kiln, MS, Dildos.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:20 pm
I expect commenting to cease NOW for five to ten minutes.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:20 pm
+10 Chief. Great reference.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Obscure-
the Ashgabat Fighting Turkmenbashis.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:22 pm
otto, i thought you might have gone with the London Jacks but a reference to The Clash is very cool.
Seoul Trains
Manilla Dog Eaters
May 31st, 2007 at 4:22 pm
thanks otto man, we’re all just trying to keep up with your good work.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Montevideo Blockbusters
May 31st, 2007 at 4:23 pm
K.C. Faggots, Blazing Saddles reference if my memory serves me.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:23 pm
“Roughriders”, all one word.
The Ottawa Rough Riders folded due to the cost of the extra space in their letterhead. The Saskatchewan Roughriders live on.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:23 pm
[slow clap for Awful Chief with the KC ref.]
The Teutonic Titwillows?
Molotav Cocktails?
May 31st, 2007 at 4:24 pm
excellent, beaverfeaver. The endzone dances would rule.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:24 pm
the Ashgabat Fighting Turkmenbashis.
I’d love to see that sideline mascot. A giant gold statue that slowly turns with the sun.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:26 pm
God bless you Otto. I was hoping someone would get that.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Salisbury Jukers
Bristol Yellers
May 31st, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Moose Jaw Boners
May 31st, 2007 at 4:28 pm
fallex, i’m quessing you’re talking about the dog eaters end zone celebrations ?
michael vick would try to have the dogs fight before they were eaten.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:28 pm
I’m just glad my city actually got mentioned. And I would totally buy tickets to a Fort Wayne Flight Risks game! They could even have a terrorist as a mascot. Weeeeee
May 31st, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Illinois Nazis
May 31st, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Reviving a classic (real minor league hockey team)
Macon Whoopee
May 31st, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Seoul Trains and Montevideo Blockbusters. Well played.
Antwerp Nerdlingers
Sydney Lumets
Singapore Slings
Dehli Sandwiches
Manila Envelopes
Istanbul Shitters
May 31st, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Taggart: “I expected you to get a little track laid, not dance around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.”
May 31st, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Bangkok Blueballs
Bogota Blow
Milano Cookies
Hanoi Hiltons
Monterrey Jacks
May 31st, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Cancun Chupacabras
May 31st, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Pyongyang Yinyangs
May 31st, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Sparta 300’s
Brussels Sprouts
Warsaw Pacts
Odessa Steps
May 31st, 2007 at 4:34 pm
“What in the wide wide world of sports?!”
May 31st, 2007 at 4:35 pm
With my apologies to the fake sports league that was on Deadspin recently:
Tehran Asarus
May 31st, 2007 at 4:35 pm
Budapest Goulash
May 31st, 2007 at 4:36 pm
Sorry devang, but:
The Pyongyang Twins
May 31st, 2007 at 4:37 pm
Well played Fallex
May 31st, 2007 at 4:37 pm
Taipei Personalities
May 31st, 2007 at 4:39 pm
I think I’m spent, but it looks like Fallex is just hitting his stride.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:39 pm
the Baghdad Figureheads
the Dubai Halliburtons (or is it the Halliburton Dubais?)
the N’Djamena Aunts.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Lake George Boys
May 31st, 2007 at 4:40 pm
i’ve got nothing left to give. need to rest up for tomorrows draft.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:41 pm
nice upstate NY refernce devang.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:42 pm
I gotta go drink some beer
May 31st, 2007 at 4:43 pm
Thanks Beaverfever. Until tomorrow.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Bagdad Bombers
May 31st, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Well, otto, it was your inspiration. plus, as I said I just got here late. Can’t believe this one slipped:
Butte Plugs
May 31st, 2007 at 4:47 pm
The Memphis Raines
Sounds good to me!
May 31st, 2007 at 4:47 pm
fallex FTW- Butte Plugs.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:48 pm
wormfather, that is actually a team name in my fantasy league right now. strange.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:50 pm
The Nutley Bustas
May 31st, 2007 at 4:52 pm
the Cumming(GA) Pornstars
May 31st, 2007 at 4:53 pm
The Istanbul Constantinoples?
May 31st, 2007 at 4:53 pm
I was going to contribute but it looks like Otto and Fallex have done some nice work…wait, got one…
The Fucking Bastards
It’s a village in Austria. I swear.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria
May 31st, 2007 at 4:54 pm
@Fallex
Yeah, I’m trying to channel you, you’ve got the hot hand right now
Irish Car Bombs.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Tokyo Happy Oblong Spheroid Concern
“We are disrespectful to our opponents. Can you not see that we are serious.”
May 31st, 2007 at 4:56 pm
wormfather: Or, the Dublin Demnity?
(With a dry, cool wit like that I could be an action hero.)
May 31st, 2007 at 4:56 pm
The London Werewolves aka “Werewolves of London”
May 31st, 2007 at 4:57 pm
Islamic IEDs
May 31st, 2007 at 4:57 pm
The Hartford Whalers… bring the Whale home!
May 31st, 2007 at 4:57 pm
following up on my insignificant life,
the Warren MI Zevons. Just a bunch of excitable boys.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:58 pm
Flushing Fuckstains
May 31st, 2007 at 4:58 pm
San Fernando Pornstars
May 31st, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Nice. I’d like to see the Dublin Demnity play against my Istanbul Shitters.
I get nothing for the Luxembourg Collective? No Trekkies here?
May 31st, 2007 at 5:04 pm
I’ve got nothing left. I’m out of here, see you tomorrow guys.
May 31st, 2007 at 5:05 pm
*ahem* it’s Trekker.
May 31st, 2007 at 5:05 pm
The Parts Unknown Ultimate Warriors
May 31st, 2007 at 5:06 pm
*ahem* it’s Trekker.
Sadly, I knew I’d get that.
But you just outed yourself as the guy in the “I Grok for Spock” t-shirt at ComiCon 2000.
May 31st, 2007 at 5:08 pm
Sioux City Skeets
May 31st, 2007 at 5:09 pm
the guy in the “I Grok for Spock” t-shirt at ComiCon 2000.
Ladies, I’m still single…
May 31st, 2007 at 5:09 pm
the brentwood nirks (nicoles real killers)
the baltimore angelos is a flaming pice of shit, yes he deserves to die and i hope he burns in hell.
May 31st, 2007 at 5:10 pm
Havana Humpalots
Miami Sound Machine
Denver Omelets
and one for the WUFL:
Tampa X-Women (they’ll bloody ya!)
…and that’s a day. See you all next time I’m bored at work. ie. tomorrow.
May 31st, 2007 at 5:10 pm
Quad City DJs? WOW. HAHA.
Not reading through all the comments, but how about this for the 8 team league?
Harlem Apollos
Columbus (C-Bus) Stuntaz
Miami Rafters
Texas Border Patrol
Nebraska Corn-Fed Whiteys
Vermont Maples
Washington Bullets (bring it back)
Reno Roughriders
That should be a good start.
May 31st, 2007 at 5:13 pm
jackin’, at least three of those are off the board
May 31st, 2007 at 5:16 pm
Orlando Gator-rapers
May 31st, 2007 at 5:17 pm
Dammit all to hell! I’m always late for all the good shit!
Oh well.
Tampa Witcha
Yaphank Wank Yankers
Pepper Pike Peter Eaters
Blountstown Hippies
Wetumpka Snatch Odor
May 31st, 2007 at 5:17 pm
Fort Wayne Bradys
Mascot: Uncle Tom
May 31st, 2007 at 5:18 pm
@chief- why on earth would I click on a link that says “gator-rapers”? What the hell is wrong with me?
May 31st, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Philadelphia Blunts
May 31st, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Kissimmee Meatspin
May 31st, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Jason, don’t feel bad about being gator-raper-curious.
Everyone: it is safe for work
May 31st, 2007 at 5:25 pm
Meatspin is NSFW
May 31st, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Cancun Threesomes
May 31st, 2007 at 5:36 pm
@bloof: Blountstown Hippies
Calhoun County, representin’.
May 31st, 2007 at 5:37 pm
The Fort Wayne Bradys make the Green Bay Packers look like the Oakland Raiders.
May 31st, 2007 at 5:39 pm
The Staten Island Hair Gel
May 31st, 2007 at 5:41 pm
San Antonio Banderas
Banderases?
PS Go Barksdales! Beat the Pikesville Prop Joes!
May 31st, 2007 at 5:45 pm
+1 grimey.
May 31st, 2007 at 5:48 pm
Seattle Syphilis (or is that our WNBA team????)
May 31st, 2007 at 5:53 pm
Still like the Miami Rafters, but what the hell…
Bhopal Gas-Masks (going to hell)
Alaska Valdezes
Zionist Land Grabbers
Rio Thongs
Argentina TaTas
Kosovo Cleansers
Quohog Quotient
May 31st, 2007 at 6:02 pm
Barcelona Rangeras
Deadwood Cocksuckers
Hollywood Youbelieves
I’m bad at this. Due to my damaged Missoula Oblongata. Peace.
May 31st, 2007 at 6:09 pm
OK, one more:
Orlando Calrissians
May 31st, 2007 at 6:33 pm
I’m way late to this party, but I’d like to extend a laurel and hearty handshake for the following:
Stockholm Syndrome
Warsaw Pacts
Sydney Lumets (I like that you avoided the more obvious Sydney Poitiers)
Hong Kong Phooeys
Well played, all. I humbly offer the following:
Kyoto Accords
Dresden Firebombers
Bratislava Reasonably Priced Handjobs
Milano Alyssas
Addis Ababa Dancing Queens
May 31st, 2007 at 6:41 pm
Baltimore LySafers
I’ll stop.
May 31st, 2007 at 6:51 pm
This one’s for you, JoSCh:
Carolina Cunts
Why stop now It’s time to go worldwide, baby!?
Ottowa Nagohome
Niger Slaves
Perth Natchers
Bern Victims
Dublin Money
Lyon Bastards
Osaka Tooya
Seoul Man
Tunis Out
Calcutta Cheese
May 31st, 2007 at 6:53 pm
Damned if they didn’t keep coming to me on the train ride home:
Hamburg Helpers
Wales Vaginas
Essex Offenders
San Diego Carmens
Ohio Speedwagons
May 31st, 2007 at 7:28 pm
Cincinnati chicanery
May 31st, 2007 at 7:30 pm
San Antonio Sickle cell
May 31st, 2007 at 7:46 pm
San Diego Laborers
Los Angeles Capitalists of Anaheim, Orange, Riverside, Lancaster, and the greater Imperial Valley Area
Flint Worker Riots
New York Pilots
Optimus Primes
Fresno Yesses
Lake Tahoe Lounge Singers alt. Lake Tahoe Goulets
May 31st, 2007 at 8:01 pm
The Tampa Bukakke too obvious?
I want a Tahoe Goulets t-shirt.
May 31st, 2007 at 8:31 pm
The Texas Enines
The Michigan Thumbs
The Madison Elitists
The New Hope Nutsacks
The New England Updikes
The Milwaukee Dahmers
May 31st, 2007 at 8:32 pm
Has no one done the Atlanta Pit Bulls yet?
May 31st, 2007 at 8:36 pm
Las Vegas “Callgirls”
May 31st, 2007 at 9:33 pm
How about the Northern Virginia Pop-collared Douche bags???? aka Redskins fans
or how about The New Jersey Grease Monkeys?
May 31st, 2007 at 10:57 pm
Intergalactic anyone?
Uranus United (a soccer team?)
Mars Volta
Orion Leafs
May 31st, 2007 at 11:01 pm
I’m a bad man, but
Darfur Genocides
South African Apartheids
May 31st, 2007 at 11:57 pm
Hey, dawg. It’s on, dawg. You dead, dawg. I ain’t even bulls——-. Your kids too, dawg. It don’t even matter to me who is in the car with you. N—–, all I know is, n—–, when you see me riding wit da Stinkpalm jersey, dawg, it’s on. As a matter of fact, I’m coming to your m—–f—— house.
June 1st, 2007 at 2:25 am
Regina Vaginas
June 1st, 2007 at 2:42 am
Chicago Cumslingers
I can’t believe I’m the first person to come up with that.