Uh, What The F–k?
05.03.07
Scouts have always said Brady Quinn excelled at gripping the ball.
HEY-O!!!!!!!!
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Scouts have always said Brady Quinn excelled at gripping the ball.
HEY-O!!!!!!!!
Caption contest in the comments. Winners get posted tomorrow.
There are 141 comments about:
If you’re happy and you know it, touch his pants
Brady is hoping to get a few more touches today
What is wrong with grabbing a man’s crotch. It’s been going on since the beginning of time. It’s a little bit of fun between men, and it’s up too them, where they go from their.
I’m now a big fan of … Brady Quinn.
LET THE FUN BEGIN.
What else is open besides your mouth when you’re like kissing on some gay dude and like holding his like muscles ’cause his arms just are like wrapped around you and you feel like so safe ’cause you’re like… not that you’re gay or nothing but God you just want to bury yourself in his chest and just live there forever.
“No, you let go first”
“This is just like talking to you on the phone, just let go”
“You let go first”
“Okay on the count of 3 we’ll let go together”
“1-2-3″
“You didn’t let go”
“Neither did you”
“WONDER QUINN POWERS, ACTIVATE!”
“Form of… a late first-round draft pick!”
This unveils a whole new layer to the new Brady Quinn/Hummer banner ads showing on espn rght now. Timing … not so good.
The ambiguously gay duo are turning over in their grave.
Thenaturalmevs just got his ass Punted.
Caption 1 and 2: Yeah, you’re right! I’m totally straight!
Caption for both #1 & #2:
Brady Quinn: Great feel for ball games, No feel for Bowl games
Little known fact: Brady Quinn nearly left Notre Dame early last year for a lucrative career in the seminary.
I believe that should be semenary.
Little known fact: Brady Quinn nearly left Notre Dame early last year for a lucrative career in the seminary.
“anyone have their phone with them? i wanna show these to sean salisbury at the draft.”
Definitely bigger than AJ’s, but still smaller than Laura’s
or…
“Touchdown Jesus told me to touch you…”
Apparently Brady still has trouble with “Staying in the Pocket”…
We ballin’ boy!
“Wow. That’s surprising.”
It looks like Touchdown Jesus and the Giant Spider have a lot in common.
Picture One
Yellow shirt kid: Dude, Brady, I felt to the left, I felt to the right. I can’t fucking find it! And could you quit squeezing my dick so hard?
Picture Two
Hay, it looks like Joey Harrington stopped by!
Two whites on one black guy, whereas everyone else only has one guy on them. Yes, we Black dudes got it going on down there.
“Yeah, so then during the interview Stuart Scott says “Here’s how we shake hands at UNC’”, or;
“Finally, a ball I won’t fumble!”, or;
“How far did my draft stock slip? Let me show you. Now, if your chin is the number 1 pick, then I went about here…”
lt winslow – don’t you mean ‘we have a WIENER!’?
you know, like a PENUS?!
i love your penii
That bottom picture looks like a bad game of ookie cookie. Although, I guess you can’t really have a good game of ookie cookie.
Chamomiles Davis – Nice Animal House Reference….
You really think Rich Eisen will like these?
(L to R: Punter, Flubby, Quinn)
we have a winner
“Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?”
thanks otto man. well done with the ‘half entendre’ comment earlier.
Is this what he and Goodell were doing in the Comish’s private suite?
“[Grab cock] like a champion today”
anything? anything at all?
“Come on … big balls, big balls … no whammies!”
Makes you wonder what Collin Finnerty and those privys were really up to that night.
Well played, Chief.
A reach pick for the Browns
“Great taste AND more filling!”
“Oh well – at least it won’t cause as much bleeding going in and out as JaMarcus Russell’s did”
Sadly, the best I can do… wtf do you want from me, I’m burned out after 2 and a half weeks of finals, plus I gave you 40+ fine pieces of ass during that celebrity draft last friday…
Not pictured: James Dungy.
I just wish that Charlie Weiss and his front butt were involved in this game. IT would consume all hands involved.
This is evidence of why the ND football program will never have to worry about a “Duke Lax” type sex scandal…this guys are about as clean as a bunch of gay navy seamen.
“Is it bigger than a bread bin?”
“Yes”
“Can I put it in my mouth?”
“Yes”
The Queen jumps in, “Is it a black man’s cock?”
Brady Quinn: “I just can’t figure out why I fell so far in the first round”
ONE DAY, I WAS WALKING THRU SOUTH BEND, AND THIS GUY STARTED LICKING MY BALLS
(L to R: Punter, Flubby, Quinn)
photographer: OK OK now Brady, Put your hand on your brother Gunther’s nuts.
Brady (Licking his chops like Pac Man at a cake/stripper festival) Sure thing dad!
photographer: NO NO, NOT in his asshole, on his nuts you faggot!!
“Ok guys, this how you start the elephant march, try not to cum on my Italian designer shoes I got them as a signing bonus”
-1 midwestern drone for not reading through the thread and making the same joke
Why is Brady’s crotch gooey and sticky?
good point. i think all the centers listed on the browns depth chart so be asking for a raise due to the fact that quinn will be placing his hands so close to their junk.
This is what happens with a multi-player game of Gay Chicken goes too far.
@ SlickBomb
It just hit me, some poor bastard has to snap him the ball from late july until late dec.
That’s just not fucking fair if nothing else QBs/Centers shoudl have to be straight.
Is that a Heisman in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
I’m not sure what gives him away more, the pink Polo or his hand cupping his buddy’s crank?
“My anaconda dont want none…”
Nevermind reaching for that rainbow…
those pictures give new meaning to the term “cock block”.
Levi’s Cotton Dockers: They’re Not Just Pants.
You think BYU is faggity…
I do believe SMP is your winner.
Fifty years from now, this is a kickin’ lemon party.
Are YOU Gellin’?
The a capella band “Slipping And The Draft” is available for commitment ceremonies and private parties.
“and THAT, guys, is how you give an OTPHJ”
“So you don’t have a penis either? I thought I was the only one.”
“Brady, is it bigger than Montana’s? No? Well, it’s got to be bigger than Theismann’s.”
“Has anyone found my car keys yet?”
“It’s no secret that Quinn’s got good hands, and can handle balls with the best of them. But look at his positioning, look at this play-calling; he’s practically begging to have his O-line penetrated!”
Mind if I play through [the thin, soft, pliable cotton fabric]
Thankfully they didn’t show Brady’s masterpiece where he smiled at the camera and gave a thumbs up with the guy in the yellow polo’s dick in his mouth.
There are no dumbells here there’re just my balls
the last known photograph of Brady Quinn with a full, genuine smile
Where on earth did these pictures come from?
Also:
“You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, you put your right hand in and you shake it all about…..”
“That’s an awfully short robe, Mr. Quinn.”
“I know. I had to cut it myself.”
“Above: Shots from an album-cover photo shoot for Quinn’s college band, Panic! At The Bathhouse.”
Brady Quinn has been named the spokesperson for the new line of khakis from Cockers.