That’s no ordinary shrimp! That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered crustacean you ever set eyes on!
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That’s no ordinary shrimp! That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered crustacean you ever set eyes on!
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Thanks for writing this topic. I had been looking for good information about it.
I know what I want for Xmas!
Everyone can come to Seattle for some underground sea life gambling.
Tank Johnson can’t own these.
Pirate–
The fun news is, you absolutely can get them as pets. I know because I’ve had a few, back when I used to keep a marine reef tank. They are loud bastards, and have been known to break weak tanks with that claw.
They are also interesting because they are symbiotic with certain kinds of gobies, and if you get the right pair, you can have an ordinary tag team match right in front of your eyes.
http://marinedepotlive.stores.yahoo.net/randalls-pistol-shrimp—alpheus-randalli-inverts–shrimp.html
http://marinedepotlive.stores.yahoo.net/pistol-shrimp–assorted—-alpheus-or-synalpheus-sp-inverts–shrimp.html
Bloof, there’s something wrong with you. Thats why I like ya.
word verif: psabqn
This is what the shrimp says in a Street Fighter kind of effect when shooting this sonic blast.
So, why did they mix in slo-mo video of conception into the middle of this thing?
Oh, I get it.
It shoots bursting bubbles the temperature of the sun?
That is one bad ass shrimp.
I’m going to have terrible dreams tonight about me fucking, lets say, um, Amy Miller, and that pincher thing is deep in her axe wound, and then pretty much makes me unable to piss for a year.
Can you get those little fuckers as pets? That would make for some fantastic Friday night Vick-style fight gambling.
“LOOOK at that little Meggett’ run!” — Berman
“Yeah, try to dip ME in cocktail sauce, fuckers!”
What does he do, nibble your bum?
I knew this secretary chick who used to crack her chewing gum repeatedly. It was extremely effective at pissing off everyone within a 15-foot radius.
That’s how I met wives 1 through 189.
I would have preferred the actual sound to the faux gun sound in the clip.
thanks wormfather, and i think they make shampoo for those crabs burnsy was talking about.
@Burnsy…no, crabs you went to the clinic for dont count.
@Bever :golf clap:
If we outlaw pistol shrimp, only outlaws will have pistol shrimp.
That shrimp ain’t even bullshittin
Tank Johnson wants one.
pistols don’t kill prey, pistol shrimp do.
i fully support the pistol shrimp’s second amendment rights.
Smaller than his relatives, good lateral movement, got a pistol for an arm…ladies and gentlemen, the Marcus Vick of the ocean.
I was attacked by violent crabs once.
That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered crustacean you ever set eyes on!
you mean aside from Ann Coulter, right?
Just what I needed after the holiday weekend…animal snuff porn and the “kill kill kill” tag.
God bless you, BDD.