Presenting The Pistol Shrimp. Any Resemblance To Dave Meggett Is Strictly Coincidental
That’s no ordinary shrimp! That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered crustacean you ever set eyes on!
Tags: Big Daddy Drew, herve villachez once owned a plethora of guns, kill kill kill
May 29th, 2007 at 11:40 am
Just what I needed after the holiday weekend…animal snuff porn and the “kill kill kill” tag.
God bless you, BDD.
May 29th, 2007 at 11:42 am
That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered crustacean you ever set eyes on!
you mean aside from Ann Coulter, right?
May 29th, 2007 at 11:49 am
I was attacked by violent crabs once.
May 29th, 2007 at 11:56 am
Smaller than his relatives, good lateral movement, got a pistol for an arm…ladies and gentlemen, the Marcus Vick of the ocean.
May 29th, 2007 at 11:57 am
pistols don’t kill prey, pistol shrimp do.
i fully support the pistol shrimp’s second amendment rights.
May 29th, 2007 at 11:59 am
Tank Johnson wants one.
May 29th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
That shrimp ain’t even bullshittin
May 29th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
If we outlaw pistol shrimp, only outlaws will have pistol shrimp.
May 29th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
@Burnsy…no, crabs you went to the clinic for dont count.
@Bever :golf clap:
May 29th, 2007 at 12:27 pm
thanks wormfather, and i think they make shampoo for those crabs burnsy was talking about.
May 29th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
I would have preferred the actual sound to the faux gun sound in the clip.
May 29th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
That’s how I met wives 1 through 189.
May 29th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
I knew this secretary chick who used to crack her chewing gum repeatedly. It was extremely effective at pissing off everyone within a 15-foot radius.
May 29th, 2007 at 12:35 pm
What does he do, nibble your bum?
May 29th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
“Yeah, try to dip ME in cocktail sauce, fuckers!”
May 29th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
“LOOOK at that little Meggett’ run!” — Berman
May 29th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
Can you get those little fuckers as pets? That would make for some fantastic Friday night Vick-style fight gambling.
May 29th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
I’m going to have terrible dreams tonight about me fucking, lets say, um, Amy Miller, and that pincher thing is deep in her axe wound, and then pretty much makes me unable to piss for a year.
May 29th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
It shoots bursting bubbles the temperature of the sun?
That is one bad ass shrimp.
May 29th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
So, why did they mix in slo-mo video of conception into the middle of this thing?
Oh, I get it.
May 29th, 2007 at 6:02 pm
Bloof, there’s something wrong with you. Thats why I like ya.
word verif: psabqn
This is what the shrimp says in a Street Fighter kind of effect when shooting this sonic blast.
May 29th, 2007 at 6:22 pm
Pirate–
The fun news is, you absolutely can get them as pets. I know because I’ve had a few, back when I used to keep a marine reef tank. They are loud bastards, and have been known to break weak tanks with that claw.
They are also interesting because they are symbiotic with certain kinds of gobies, and if you get the right pair, you can have an ordinary tag team match right in front of your eyes.
http://marinedepotlive.stores.yahoo.net/randalls-pistol-shrimp—alpheus-randalli-inverts–shrimp.html
http://marinedepotlive.stores.yahoo.net/pistol-shrimp–assorted—-alpheus-or-synalpheus-sp-inverts–shrimp.html
May 29th, 2007 at 6:26 pm
Tank Johnson can’t own these.
May 29th, 2007 at 10:18 pm
I know what I want for Xmas!
Everyone can come to Seattle for some underground sea life gambling.