Comments on: The Offseason Adventures of Michael Vick! Episode 5: Dogfight!

By: Mike

Mike — Sat, 19 May 2007 03:38:00 +0000

Yes! Funny shit, oh my.

I'm always on board for the continuing adventures of Mike Vick, Stoner QB.

But . . . when do Jerry "Botox Boy" Jones & Mike make an appearence together? Drew, bring us HOME!

By: Becky

Becky — Wed, 16 May 2007 23:19:00 +0000

I want to pet Chris’s puppy. And for once, I don’t make that comment with any kind of sexual overtone.

Chris, send me a full body shot and maybe that will change.

By: Jackin'4Beats

Jackin'4Beats — Wed, 16 May 2007 18:25:00 +0000

Dei mei mao!
Dei mei mao muthafucka!

Comedy at it's finest. I was waiting for Lo Tan to break out in philosohical rant about dogfighting and the duality of man or some shit. I like him screaming "Dei mei mao!" much better.

I think Mike's Taiwanese bookie looked more like this.

By: Ian

Ian — Wed, 16 May 2007 18:12:00 +0000

To be serious for a moment, Vick is shit. Dogfighting? What a jackass. He should be suspended for a year.

By: Peter McSheisty

Peter McSheisty — Wed, 16 May 2007 17:01:00 +0000

My boss would love to know that I spent the past 25 mins trying to figure out what “di mei mao” means. I was unsuccessful in my attempts. The best I can tell it means something about currency or funds. Oh fuck it, its time for a smoke break. This is why I bring my one hitter to work with me. Nothing like a quick shot of THC on the company’s dime.

By: mjhmba02

mjhmba02 — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:45:00 +0000

Ach-mell……Ach-well……

By: JAMMQ

JAMMQ — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:14:00 +0000

“I just blew my own mind.”

By: SlickBomb

SlickBomb — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:08:00 +0000

Just awesome. Inspector Todd is my favorite guy in that movie. Part of me thinks that’s how everyone in Detroit talks.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Wed, 16 May 2007 16:08:00 +0000

What happened to Matty ‘n’ Fitty? Did the Egg Council get to them, too?

By: Ryan

Ryan — Wed, 16 May 2007 15:59:00 +0000

“Di mei mao” means “Where’s my water bottle?” in Chinese.