Comments on: KSK Off Topic: I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/05/ksk-off-topic-i-just-want-to-celebrate.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:56:49 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Fenway http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/05/ksk-off-topic-i-just-want-to-celebrate.html/comment-page-1#comment-20447 Fenway Thu, 31 May 2007 15:02:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/05/ksk-off-topic-i-wish-i-was-a-little-bit-taller-i-wish-i-was-a-baller.html#comment-20447 I wish it weren't going to be 92 fucking degrees in DC today and it's still only May.<br/><br/>Happy Birthday! I wish it weren’t going to be 92 fucking degrees in DC today and it’s still only May.

Happy Birthday!

]]> By: becky http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/05/ksk-off-topic-i-just-want-to-celebrate.html/comment-page-1#comment-20422 becky Thu, 31 May 2007 03:42:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/05/ksk-off-topic-i-wish-i-was-a-little-bit-taller-i-wish-i-was-a-baller.html#comment-20422 I wish I weren't studying for the bar.<br/>I also wish for a sense of humor that isn't busted...<br/>busted like your mom's hymen!<br/>no wait...like your mom's FACE.<br/>umm...see?<br/><br/>HAPPY BIRTHDAY, UM!!! I wish I weren’t studying for the bar.
I also wish for a sense of humor that isn’t busted…
busted like your mom’s hymen!
no wait…like your mom’s FACE.
umm…see?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, UM!!!

]]> By: swing4 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/05/ksk-off-topic-i-just-want-to-celebrate.html/comment-page-1#comment-20420 swing4 Thu, 31 May 2007 02:38:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/05/ksk-off-topic-i-wish-i-was-a-little-bit-taller-i-wish-i-was-a-baller.html#comment-20420 I wish for a weaker-than-usual Redskins defense. Oh, and a heart.<br/><br/>Happy Birthday, UM. I hope all your wishes come true. I wish for a weaker-than-usual Redskins defense. Oh, and a heart.

Happy Birthday, UM. I hope all your wishes come true.

]]> By: TheNaturalMevs http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/05/ksk-off-topic-i-just-want-to-celebrate.html/comment-page-1#comment-20417 TheNaturalMevs Thu, 31 May 2007 01:39:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/05/ksk-off-topic-i-wish-i-was-a-little-bit-taller-i-wish-i-was-a-baller.html#comment-20417 <i>I wish Roger Goodell and Gene Upshaw would just fuck and get it over with</i><br/> <br/>Very nice. <br/><br/>Happy bday, your Jewness I wish Roger Goodell and Gene Upshaw would just fuck and get it over with

Very nice.

Happy bday, your Jewness

]]> By: JAMMQ http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/05/ksk-off-topic-i-just-want-to-celebrate.html/comment-page-1#comment-20414 JAMMQ Thu, 31 May 2007 01:12:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/05/ksk-off-topic-i-wish-i-was-a-little-bit-taller-i-wish-i-was-a-baller.html#comment-20414 Happy Birthday, UM!<br/><br/>Stop being gay and jocking D.C. athletes and wishing you could conceive their chidren.<br/><br/>Oh wait, this is the KSK Gay Mafia . . . carry on. Happy Birthday, UM!

Stop being gay and jocking D.C. athletes and wishing you could conceive their chidren.

Oh wait, this is the KSK Gay Mafia . . . carry on.

]]> By: The Pirate Sloth http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/05/ksk-off-topic-i-just-want-to-celebrate.html/comment-page-1#comment-20413 The Pirate Sloth Thu, 31 May 2007 00:19:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/05/ksk-off-topic-i-wish-i-was-a-little-bit-taller-i-wish-i-was-a-baller.html#comment-20413 Piss off? What are you now Jewish, black, AND British?<br/><br/>Happy bday Grumpy. Piss off? What are you now Jewish, black, AND British?

Happy bday Grumpy.

]]> By: Unsilent Majority http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/05/ksk-off-topic-i-just-want-to-celebrate.html/comment-page-1#comment-20407 Unsilent Majority Wed, 30 May 2007 22:31:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/05/ksk-off-topic-i-wish-i-was-a-little-bit-taller-i-wish-i-was-a-baller.html#comment-20407 you know i'm scared of that boat.<br/><br/>50 and Peyton will both be at the party, but they'll be fighting to the death. I'm rooting for the rare double knockout.<br/><br/>thanks to the well-wishers. the rest of you can piss off. you know i’m scared of that boat.

50 and Peyton will both be at the party, but they’ll be fighting to the death. I’m rooting for the rare double knockout.

thanks to the well-wishers. the rest of you can piss off.

]]> By: MoonshineMike http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/05/ksk-off-topic-i-just-want-to-celebrate.html/comment-page-1#comment-20406 MoonshineMike Wed, 30 May 2007 22:11:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/05/ksk-off-topic-i-wish-i-was-a-little-bit-taller-i-wish-i-was-a-baller.html#comment-20406 I wish UM could take a boat ride on my friend's boat, while enjoying some of the local smoke and some fine moonshine. I wish UM could take a boat ride on my friend’s boat, while enjoying some of the local smoke and some fine moonshine.

]]> By: Laser Rocket Arm http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/05/ksk-off-topic-i-just-want-to-celebrate.html/comment-page-1#comment-20404 Laser Rocket Arm Wed, 30 May 2007 21:55:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/05/ksk-off-topic-i-wish-i-was-a-little-bit-taller-i-wish-i-was-a-baller.html#comment-20404 Happy b-day, UM! Are you gonna get 50 Cent or Peyton to come to your bar mitzvah? Happy b-day, UM! Are you gonna get 50 Cent or Peyton to come to your bar mitzvah?

]]> By: clock cleaner http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/05/ksk-off-topic-i-just-want-to-celebrate.html/comment-page-1#comment-20399 clock cleaner Wed, 30 May 2007 20:56:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/05/ksk-off-topic-i-wish-i-was-a-little-bit-taller-i-wish-i-was-a-baller.html#comment-20399 I wish Slippy would quit getting into trouble every time I go into battle. I wish Slippy would quit getting into trouble every time I go into battle.

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