KSK Off-Topic: Because You Absolutely Deserve to See This
I’m not even going to try to pass this off as something obliquely NFL-related by connecting Cadillac the Unicorn to Cadillac Williams, or by saying that the gay 8-year-old boy has a passing resemblance to Eli Manning, or that this looks like something Brady Quinn dreamed up. Some things (like lolcats) are just amazing to behold, and as soon as noted commenter Brooklyn Becky sent this to me, I felt an immediate need to share this with everyone I knew. I sent it to my boss, who posted it on GorillaMask. I showed it to the Gay Mafia, who to a man declared its brilliance. I held my dog’s head to the computer screen and made her watch it.
And now, I share it with you, beloved KSK readers, the finest assemblage of drunks and college dropouts and pothead NFL fans whose lives are quickly going nowhere. God bless all of you, and enjoy.
Tags: captain caveman, cartoon silliness, gay, off-topic
May 15th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
No. I’m quite sure that I didn’t deserve that.
There goes 5 minutes of my life that I’ll never get back.
May 15th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Also a crybaby troll? Brett Favre.
May 15th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
Not bad, but it pales in comparison to the awesome might of Charlie the Unicorn.
May 15th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
There needs to be an extended dance remix of that theme song.
May 15th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
Shunnnnnnnnnn.
Ah Fuck they took my kidney!
May 15th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
Actual proof that God doesn’t exist.
May 15th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
I have no idea what I just watched.
May 15th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
Now I can lay to rest my burning curiosity about what Wilmer Valderama has been doing since That 70’s Show was cancelled.
May 15th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
“I’m not a horse… I’m a horn-less unicorn!”
May 15th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
I may never have spent 5 more useless minutes in my life with the unicorn thing.
On the other hand, what the FUCK was that “lolcats” website?!
May 15th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Is there an episode with a poop towel?
May 15th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
@grimey-
“A hornless unicorn…is just…a horse.”
p.s. there’s an episode 3 out there….
May 15th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
I’ve watched it three times now. I think I need and intervention.
May 15th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
Otto, you beat me to it. Definitely not as funny.
“We’re on a bridge!”
May 15th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
I know this is only my second post, but it will also be my last. I have to kill myself.
May 15th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Is your dog still alive? Did she run into a corner and hide after you forced her to watch?
I’m calling PETA on you.
May 15th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
I just vomited into my bucket of truth, and will now retire to my hot chicks room.
May 15th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
“We’re on a bridge!”
Yaaaaaaaaaay, Charlie! Yaaaaaaaay!
Ah Fuck they took my kidney!
I like how Charlie sounds like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force there. “Yeah, I’m gonna go lay down for a while now and then, uh, maybe call some hospitals.”
May 15th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
@Ben Conant – You wanna play games, huh? Old Lunatic’s got a game for you, called junkie quit hitting yourself!
May 15th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
I have just chugged my bottle of Maker’s Mark and feel no better, but care even less. “we had the same dream. hehehehehe” aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhh……..
May 15th, 2007 at 2:59 pm
wow, not sure just what happened there. ambrosia is so gay.
May 15th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
I think Planet Unicorn killed Jerry Falwell.
May 15th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
OK, quite gay, but I’m afraid it cannot compare to the truly awe-inspiring homosexual greatness of The Ambiguously Gay Duo and every Batman movie ever made.
May 15th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
“Planet Unicorn, heyyy!”
-Stuart Scott’s new catch phrase for Jon Amaechi highlights; you know, the ones where he’s getting sodomized…err, posterized.
May 15th, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Would switching jobs because my current employer blocks youtube and all personal email sites be ill-advised?
May 15th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Ya know CC, I know you might still be mad about this morning but there is no reason to punish the whole KSK community. I may never be productive again.
And now I’ve got that fucking song stuck in my head…
“Planet unicorn Heeeeeyyyyy”
Damn you all!
May 15th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
Um, am I not getting something here? Because that sucked.
Captain, you brought the streak here at KSK to a screeching halt.
May 15th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
Captain,
That was brain-meltingly good. Kudos to you for posting this and to Brooklyn Betty for alerting you to its existence.
What do gay unicorns eat? Hayyyyyy!
May 15th, 2007 at 5:14 pm
Which one does Ape want to have sex with?
May 15th, 2007 at 5:23 pm
I am so upset I missed the damn Makers thread. I live for that shit. Nobody knows Makers like my family. My dad bought a case of the little bottles that they give you on a plane so he could make the perfect drink everytime with little effort. Alcoholism is the best, except when he beat me.
May 15th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
Some things you can’t unwatch.
May 15th, 2007 at 6:38 pm
Peter:
My old man used to make cough syrup with Maker’s and rock candy. When the string completely dissolved, you knew that shit was good enough to burn the cough right out of you child’s tiny throat.
Then I grew older and constantly faked a cough.
I believe this goes a long way to explaining the way I am today.
May 15th, 2007 at 6:49 pm
Your dad invented the Flaming Moe? Wow.
May 15th, 2007 at 9:37 pm
maker’s mark for a sore throat when you were a kid ? damn your dad is cool. all we got was blackberry brandy.
May 15th, 2007 at 9:38 pm
I feel ambiguously gay for having watched that.
“I don’t like your shoes.” Priceless.
May 15th, 2007 at 11:58 pm
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uh, right. I’ll be leaving now.
May 16th, 2007 at 12:27 am
That made my day.
May 16th, 2007 at 9:22 am
OT: http://www.sportsline.com/nba/gamecenter/preview/NBA_20070516_NJ@CLE
First line: “CLEVELAND (AP) – LeBron James has delivered facials in all shapes and sizes. Never one like this.”
Rex Grossman is not amused.
May 16th, 2007 at 10:56 pm
that sucked
May 25th, 2007 at 2:06 am
“Hey troll, you’re ugly.”
“I don’t like your shoes.”
“Your nose looks like a cat.”
I need to go listen to some AC/DC, get drunk on rubbing alchohol, and lay the wood to an fat ugly female ironworker. That’s the only way I’m gonna get that bullshit out of my system.
Thanks for nothing. I finally deleted you from the 12 Seahawks Street roster just for that.
May 30th, 2007 at 11:07 am
A month later and that’s still solid gold. Passed the test of time.
May 30th, 2007 at 10:20 pm
It’s not a dance remix, but it is a William Shatner remix.