Comments on: Free Crackers For Fitty, Act II

By: Roger

Roger — Sat, 19 May 2007 01:21:00 +0000

Have you been reading a lot of Burroughs, MMP?

That was a scatolotical stream of consciousness that had no reason to be funny but clearly was. Bravo. You just made it rain up in this bitch.

By: Tracer Bullet

Tracer Bullet — Fri, 18 May 2007 02:57:00 +0000

“Drop the trousers of justice” Just so you know, I’m going to be stealing that line.

By: rar288

rar288 — Thu, 17 May 2007 22:26:00 +0000

“start their own little doggie faggot biker gang or something.”

I thought for sure this was BDD’s work. Man you kick ass MMP.

By: swing4

swing4 — Thu, 17 May 2007 21:48:00 +0000

I scrolled up the page, reading the tags first. When I saw “things that are too salty”, I imagined the worst.

Or, so I thought.

By: surt2k

surt2k — Thu, 17 May 2007 18:41:00 +0000

I find myself strangely attracted to the Token Quasi-Lesbian Writer Who Is Neither Attractive Nor Asian.

By: mjhmba02

mjhmba02 — Thu, 17 May 2007 18:22:00 +0000

@devang

Someone needs to get Samuel Jackson to recreate his Jules Winnfield character but replace the Ezekiel bible quote with MMP's cacophony passage. Instead of pointing a gun a Lienart, he could point some celery and carrot sticks.

Just a thought.

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 17 May 2007 17:59:00 +0000

MMP - you've officially redeemed yourself for allowing the ladies... to take over this site for a day.

Well done.

Exactly. The last few days have totally washed the estrogen off of the site.

By: Wormfather

Wormfather — Thu, 17 May 2007 17:47:00 +0000

…and there’d better be an act three or I’m gonna make it rain in this bitch.

By: Wormfather

Wormfather — Thu, 17 May 2007 17:42:00 +0000

I’m less confused now, but still confused.

By: devang

devang — Thu, 17 May 2007 16:58:00 +0000

It will be a cacophony of dank chocolate pyrotechnics, all beyond your control. And then after my bowels are empty, I will then close the sunroof and let nature do its thing.

Quote of the year so far