Comments on: Free Crackers For Fitty, Act I

By: Marilyn

Marilyn — Fri, 18 May 2007 06:41:00 +0000

'Bout time we had a Cardinals related post.

"And stop calling me Matty or I'm gonna tell Anquan that we went someplace without him!"

Love it.

By: fatty

fatty — Fri, 18 May 2007 05:38:00 +0000

I’d like to see an “offseason adventure of Mike Vick” where he tries to follow this story. Then, when the crackers are never mentioned again, he explodes…

“..but the crackers man, fuck, what about the crackers?! FITTY, GET YO MOTHA-FUCKIN’ CRACKERS!!!…holy shit, I’m stoned. Yo, Marcus, get me some crackers!”

Marcus – “dude, they’re just a MacGuffin”

“YEAH!! A macguffin…go shoot up another mc donalds and get me a mcguffin…and some hash browns!”

By: David

David — Thu, 17 May 2007 12:34:00 +0000

First, it’s fudg-sicle…And I know they’re up here

By: Greg Schuler

Greg Schuler — Thu, 17 May 2007 12:17:00 +0000

I’d believe it if it were fudgicles instead of crackers.

By: larry burns

larry burns — Thu, 17 May 2007 02:35:00 +0000

@ becky,

when people say what do you want on your cracker i say another cracker. thats why i like them.

Mitch Hedberg so funny.

By: Becky

Becky — Thu, 17 May 2007 00:46:00 +0000

Huh, mystery solved. I do NOT want my crackers to taste like other foods. Give me a ritz, and I’ll add cheese and pepperoni if I want it. Don’t try and make a pepperoni cracker, that’s just sick.

Also, I like to say “pepperoni.”

By: Slash

Slash — Thu, 17 May 2007 00:23:00 +0000

Goddammit, now I want crackers AND a McMuffin.
And some grape drink.

Chicken in a Biskits are a little too chickeny for me. I don’t know what they put in them to make them taste like that, and I don’t wanna know. I prefer the Club cracker. It’s buttery and smooth. A good cheese-and-crackers cracker. A little too rich for peanut butter, though. I prefer Zesta with peanut butter.

By: Tracer Bullet

Tracer Bullet — Wed, 16 May 2007 23:33:00 +0000

Doesn’t the presence of Matt Leinart mean that Fitty was, in fact, provided with at least one free cracker?

By: Derrick

Derrick — Wed, 16 May 2007 22:18:00 +0000

No- it’s grape DRANK

By: Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco

Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco — Wed, 16 May 2007 21:33:00 +0000

Correction:

I’m gonna pour grape DRINK on your new upholstery.